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    Sylvanas Is Sexier Every Cinematic

    I'm not crazy.

    In the BFA opening cinematic she's beautiful but her teeth are riddled with plaque.

    Fast forward to the Mak’gora: She tells Saurfang with seething hatred, ”I trusted you.”

    If you examine her teeth, they are pearly white. Why does this wench grow hotter every cinematic?

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    Putrefaction causes production of heat. It's science.
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    She's a corpse.

    If you think she's 'sexy' you should be locked up.

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    Ladies and gentleman,

    one of the reasons she aint killed off!

    *clap clap clap clap clap clap*

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    I find it hard to find someone sexy who smells worse than my farts

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    If only she looked like this, then she would have stayed dead in Cataclysm:

    "I have ignored them for too long. They speak the truth, Arator. And you will hear them. I will make you hear them!"

    Alleria fan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gorechuck View Post
    She's a corpse.

    If you think she's 'sexy' you should be locked up.
    She only undead not dead-dead.

    If her face wasn't so weird, she would certainly be hotter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mario710 View Post
    I'm not crazy.

    In the BFA opening cinematic she's beautiful but her teeth are riddled with plaque.

    Fast forward to the Mak’gora: She tells Saurfang with seething hatred, ”I trusted you.”

    If you examine her teeth, they are pearly white. Why does this wench grow hotter every cinematic?
    Only very horny kids look at teeth of fictional character to see if she "sexy" or not , man ..... find hobby in your life
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    Not true at all, people with this view have no imagination.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gorechuck View Post
    She's a corpse.

    If you think she's 'sexy' you should be locked up.
    You cannot lock up someone for just having a crime motive, unless you are religious fanatic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BuliwyfZRage View Post
    Ladies and gentleman,

    one of the reasons she aint killed off!

    *clap clap clap clap clap clap*
    Same can be said about Jaina, Tyrande and many other female character. Also, go and search for Anduin fan art.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tenebra View Post
    If only she looked like this, then she would have stayed dead in Cataclysm:
    Not really. Ugly characters are too popular. Just look at Vol'jin.
    https://www.mmo-champion.com/threads...lopment-thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by mario710 View Post
    I'm not crazy.

    In the BFA opening cinematic she's beautiful but her teeth are riddled with plaque.

    Fast forward to the Mak’gora: She tells Saurfang with seething hatred, ”I trusted you.”

    If you examine her teeth, they are pearly white. Why does this wench grow hotter every cinematic?
    That's sick.

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    She finally got health insurance and went to the dentist

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    Quote Originally Posted by mario710 View Post
    I'm not crazy.

    In the BFA opening cinematic she's beautiful but her teeth are riddled with plaque.

    Fast forward to the Mak’gora: She tells Saurfang with seething hatred, ”I trusted you.”

    If you examine her teeth, they are pearly white. Why does this wench grow hotter every cinematic?
    maybe you grow more desperate every cinematic ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Video Games View Post
    She finally got health insurance and went to the dentist
    At her point would it be a dentist or a taxidermist?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gorechuck View Post
    She's a corpse.

    If you think she's 'sexy' you should be locked up.
    I prefer in game Sylvanas over the cinematic one but both are attractive!
    I like Xavius in either form what does that make me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heladys View Post
    Putrefaction causes production of heat. It's science.
    I'm so very disappointed that this answer went right above everyone else in the rest of the thread
    Do not ask questions for which you do not want the answers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by matrix123mko View Post
    Not really. Ugly characters are too popular. Just look at Vol'jin.
    He was so popular that he went from being a garrison prop to dead in 1 expansion.

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    If I ever invented a time machine the first thing I'd do is go back in time and force Blizzard at nuke-point to design Sylvanas as an ugly, rotting corpse. I know rule of cool dictates she has to look HOT AND SEXY tm like every other character (male or female) and no one is allowed to be ugly because that's not COOOOOL, but a big part of Sylvanas' character is the fact she lost everything from her living life, including (as we're told over and over but never actually SHOWN) her beauty. She doesn't even look like she's dead, she looks like a 'dark elf' or something. Show a picture of Sylvanas to someone who doesn't know anything about Warcraft lore and ask them what she is; literally no one will guess she's undead.

    Anyways, back more on topic, she's at least looking better each cinematic. Blizzard has really had a hard time making humans or human-like characters look right, starting with Varian in the Legion cinematic. The troll guy, for instance, looks goofier than fuck with his uncanny valley human face. It's obvious Blizzard is struggling to make non-orcs look right. Sylvanas changes every single cinematic, and while she looks a little weird, you can see how they're getting more comfortable with motion capturing the basic human form.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tenebra View Post
    If only she looked like this, then she would have stayed dead in Cataclysm:

    that looks pretty badass. Although maybe a little bit too much Ghoul from Fallout.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cocomen2 View Post
    Only very horny kids look at teeth of fictional character to see if she "sexy" or not , man ..... find hobby in your life
    I've never heard that .. ever ... y-y .. you're making that up arent you.

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