The Real actual Leak!

[Darkscar7]

So let me get this straight...
1. Everything everyone has speculated in the last week is part of this leak, and...
2. Not a single new character comes into the spotlight, we just recycle all of the important characters from the former expansion.

I think I'll pass on this one

Really?? But it’s like everything you never knew you never wanted!

[zlygork]

Really?? But it’s like everything you never knew you never wanted!

Not without playable Murlocs.

[Castia]

Almost pissed myself laughing when I got to the last line ‘Swath of the Bitch Queef’ is brilliant.

[Darkscar7]

Not without playable Murlocs.

But there are playable murlocks. They will be hunter pets with a chain link to the hunter..... and a ball gag

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Almost pissed myself laughing when I got to the last line ‘Swath of the Bitch Queef’ is brilliant.

Thanks.

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So let me get this straight...
1. Everything everyone has speculated in the last week is part of this leak, and...
2. Not a single new character comes into the spotlight, we just recycle all of the important characters from the former expansion.

I think I'll pass on this one

Sounds like Blizz doesn’t it...Recycling? Imprison boss. Redeem boss. Repeat.

[Asaliah]

“Swath of the Bitch Queef”

I'll buy 3 copies

[Nathanyel]

Bla bla bla Mr.Freeman

Is that a Game One reference?

[Darkscar7]

If the supposed features of an expac look like shit, people won't put much more effort to playing and preparing for another expac.

Yep. People are hyper critical as it is. If they see something ahead of time they don’t like they might unsub.

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“Swath of the Bitch Queef”

I'll buy 3 copies

Only two per customer sorry.

[Grumpy Old Man]

THE Bolvar

[AlmightyGerkin]

So my friend who works at Blizzard in China is pissed because of how Blizz handled the Hong Kong controversy. He has family there that have been treated badly. He had this info and left the job and wanted to disseminate it to put a dent in Blizzards earnings. So here it is.

We go to the frozen throne again. Bolvar is raising up death knights obviously. He is worried that strange whispers about a coming darkness which are coming from below the throne.

He is also making necromancers apparently. It’s a death themed expansion which was alluded to many times in BfA.

The first of the expansion has us going to the dragon isles to find a way open the doorway in the throne to get to the shadowlands.

Wrathion helps us get the “key”.

Sylvanas has been waiting for us to find the “key” and enter the shadowlands herself to become death.

We get new talents trees similar to old trees but with more meaningful choices.

No player housing. We had a farm and a garrison, those didn’t work out my friend said. A waste to invest more time into that.

There will be more class thematic options similar to the “night warrior” night elf eyes.

He said the expansion name was “Swath of the Bitch Queef.” Not sure if I heard him right. The connection was kinda bad.

Well my brother's sister's cousins, nephews dad, uncle knows Ion Hazzikostas personally and said something different.

[zlygork]

But there are playable murlocks. They will be hunter pets with a chain link to the hunter..... and a ball gag

It's a start, sign me up.

[Azerox]

My uncle that works at blizz and is a hong kong protestor told me that this is correct.
Also 9.1 patch Wrath of the Bolvar is confirmed.
Also is my uncle a rl murloc late at nights. Dont tell anyone.

[Darkscar7]

THE Bolvar

...is dead! Long live the Queef!

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It's a start, sign me up.

...glad to hear it. Welcome to the Bitch Queef expansion.

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My uncle that works at blizz and is a hong kong protestor told me that this is correct.
Also 9.1 patch Wrath of the Bolvar is confirmed.
Also is my uncle a rl murloc late at nights. Dont tell anyone.

Yes. You are correct. The bolvar dies. Then is reborn as the son of the Bitch Queef.

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Am I the only one here who doesnt have any cousin/brother/friend/father/uncle/etc working in blizzard ? this is getting hilarious

Yes. This is the state of the world today. Kids these days were raised by tattle tales and will whine about a door that they stubbed their toe on and try to sue it cause of emotional trauma. Damn whiners working at blizzard. Except for my friend who has a legitimate reason to whine. Like a baby.

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I don't think so buddy

I am not now nor ever will be your buddy. Sorry to disappoint. I knew you had high hopes. Alas my panel is full.

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Bla bla bla Mr.Freeman

Who is this Mr Freeman? Can I meet him?

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Oh hey, look, crap!

Yes crap... C R A P.... Cool Really Acceptable Possibilities. /bows

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It’s really funny how there are all these comments about it being fake despite the utterly obvious joke at the end. Y’all aren’t smart.

You win the game sir or madam.

[Lazuli]

Just waiting for another really real original leak to get some fun

But after "Wrath of the Bolvar" none will be better

Did I miss one, where is link?

[mhdoe]

I don't care about what happened in Hong Kong and this is as fake a leak as they get.

[Justank]

At least put some effort into it

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WOTB was funny and making people feel like it was for real. This is poor copy of it, moreover its not even funny

This right here. The 'leaks' are usually fun because they prompt discussion of where the story might go and how presented changes could affect the game, or because they have something amusing about them. Nothing here is a new idea and the punchline barely even qualifies as middle school humor. 0/10.

[Darkscar7]

This right here. The 'leaks' are usually fun because they prompt discussion of where the story might go and how presented changes could affect the game, or because they have something amusing about them. Nothing here is a new idea and the punchline barely even qualifies as middle school humor. 0/10.

Yes and middle school humor was the best! But if you’d like more thought provoking ideas I would be happy to provide them. I only charge $29.95 plus shipping and handling? What’s your address again?

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I don't care about what happened in Hong Kong and this is as fake a leak as they get.

Yes. It. Is. Fake. It. Is. Also. Humor. Compute?

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wrath of the bolvar!!!!

Nope. Bolvar is a fiery log of poop.

[Holdodlig]

The fact you used a "!" to say this like is true marks it as fake.

[Darkscar7]

The fact you used a "!" to say this like is true marks it as fake.

Sorry For the obvious giveaway. I’ll try less hard next time.

[Three Faced Goddess]

Will Swath of the Bitch Queef's hero class be Stark (naked) Strangers? I'd love to go out flashing gnomes as a big hairy Kultiran human.

[Doffen]

wrath of the bolvar!!!!

This. It's literally confirmed by now.