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    What car do you drive, and how do other cars react to you?

    I drive a tiny ass BMW 116 and I've never ever in my life met an Audi that absolutely didn't have to overtake me. No matter if I'm speeding over the limit somewhere on the country side or overtaking cars that go below the speed limit on the motorway. There is always an Audi riding up my ass ready to scream past me as soon as they get the opportunity. It is magical.

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    Pandaren Monk smityx's Avatar
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    I don own no fancy little car. I has me a pick em up truck and woah is the crumple zone of the offending body when they scrape my bumper.

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    The Unstoppable Force Puupi's Avatar
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    Currently don't have a car. My previous car was an old Mercebes Benz station wagon. Everyone probably thought I was a gipsy.
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    i've said i'd like to have one of those bad dragon dildos shaped like a horse, because the shape is nicer than human.
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    i was talking about horse cock again, told him to look at your sig.

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    I dont drive any car, but other cars purr at me when I walk past them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cerilis View Post
    I dont drive any car, but other cars purr at me when I walk past them.
    Purrrrr <3

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    Lincoln MKZ, noone really bothers me. Just kinda looks like another car. Drivers out here can be kinda pushy if you're not in a truck though. Thankfully I also have a truck and it's old and rough enough that people give me space.
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    I drive a red Audi TT, as seen below.



    They see me rollin, they hatin' ...

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    The Lightbringer Cerilis's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dwarfhamster View Post
    I drive a red Audi TT, as seen below.



    They see me rollin, they hatin' ...
    D'awwww <3

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    I have a WRX and every BMW I come across at a light wants to race me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gabriel View Post
    I drive a tiny ass BMW 116 and I've never ever in my life met an Audi that absolutely didn't have to overtake me. No matter if I'm speeding over the limit somewhere on the country side or overtaking cars that go below the speed limit on the motorway. There is always an Audi riding up my ass ready to scream past me as soon as they get the opportunity. It is magical.
    I drive a silver Audi TT Quattro and I have the same problem, except with BMWs.

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    Merely a Setback Adam Jensen's Avatar
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    I drive a Ford Focus and no one gives a shit.

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    Accord coupe. Sometimes it feels like the people I share the road with are going out of their way to harsh my mellow.
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    I drive a 2015 Chevy Sonic and people swerve out of my way in fear. When I drive past them I say "YOU'RE TOO SLOW!".
    I'd buy that for a dollar.

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    I drive a 2013 Prius. Mr. Cowboy Hat in his F-150 can laugh at me all he wants, but I'll be the one laughing when we're at the gas pumps.

    And it seems that 90% of people around here drive like assholes regardless of what vehicle I'm driving.
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    I drive a Tesla model 3. As a guy that knows nothing about cars I can’t say enough good things about it. I don’t think I’ll ever go back to gas.

    I noticed other Tesla drivers will give me a nod.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forgettable View Post
    I drive a silver Audi TT Quattro and I have the same problem, except with BMWs.
    Goddamn BMW drivers.

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    The Unstoppable Force Puupi's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gabriel View Post
    Goddamn BMW drivers.
    Yeah, my sister and father drive BMW's. Annoying people.

    Audi drivers just have poor taste.
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i've said i'd like to have one of those bad dragon dildos shaped like a horse, because the shape is nicer than human.
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i was talking about horse cock again, told him to look at your sig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gabriel View Post
    Goddamn BMW drivers.
    Goddamn Audi drivers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forgettable View Post
    Goddamn Audi drivers.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gabriel View Post
    Goddamn BMW drivers.
    You should race it out! That will show'em and everyone once and for all!

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    I drive a Mini Cooper. A lot of people own trucks here in the Midwest so I get a lot of laughs.
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