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  1. #81
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    Quote Originally Posted by matrix123mko View Post
    Why not troll-orc first?
    me would like some tall zandalari woman

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    Because who wants to be in a relationship with the same person for over 10k years? Plus when you are 5k years old humans will think you still look hot while elves will smell your mana and know it has gone rancid.

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    As others pointed out, it's a fetish thing. But it's also mixed with a writer's ignorance. Elves in Warcraft were originally like elves in D&D where it takes a very, very long time to form a bond. So much so that human/elf relationships were RARE. Alleria/Tur thing as an example of how it used to be, Tur was even upset that she treated him coldly.

    In Warcraft now, you have all these mixed relationships that just came out of nowhere. That's because the people writing the story(especially that woman who wrote about Sylvanas/Nathanos whatever her name is) don't know how elves work. They treat them like humans with pointy ears when they never were.

    This is also a thing in Dungeons & Dragons where players who play "elves" are bad roleplayers and play them like humans.

    It's a lack of quality, in other words. The lore in WoW has been far from amazing though recently.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Majestic12 View Post
    As others pointed out, it's a fetish thing. But it's also mixed with a writer's ignorance. Elves in Warcraft were originally like elves in D&D where it takes a very, very long time to form a bond. So much so that human/elf relationships were RARE. Alleria/Tur thing as an example of how it used to be, Tur was even upset that she treated him coldly.
    You realise that you just described a full 50% of the existing relationships to be an example of how it used to be?

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    Quote Originally Posted by qwerty123456 View Post
    Because who wants to be in a relationship with the same person for over 10k years? Plus when you are 5k years old humans will think you still look hot while elves will smell your mana and know it has gone rancid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by huth View Post
    You realise that you just described a full 50% of the existing relationships to be an example of how it used to be?
    Existing or not, the broad writing about Sylvanas and Nathanos is prime example of the fetish mentioned in this thread.

    If it was up to me, the Alleria and T relationship was over the top too. But at least they tried to incorporate the elven psychology into it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daronokk View Post
    There are plenty more if you actually pay attention.

    Jaina and Kael'thas.
    Edit: Jaina and the dragon Kalecgos (Eeew! sick!) disguised as an elf.

    Shandris and that human rambo dude?

    Lots of lesser important npcs.
    Jaina and Kael never really became a thing, and Shandris + Rambo Expy was literally never even hinted at. Even pre-alteration of her line from the PTR.

    Does it count as an elf if they're actually a dragon? I don't feel like it should.
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    So this is how far the Lore forum has fallen? Eesh.
    I take it back, BfA is not the lowest the games lore could have gone, this thread proves that.
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    And just like the thread before it, let's back away from sexualizing Azshara and return to the original topic at hand.

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    Because the human males don't have the bad habit of sleeping for several thousand years at a time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shadowmatrix View Post
    Because the human males don't have the bad habit of sleeping for several thousand years at a time.
    That's Night Elf males, and Night Elf women aren't know to consort with human men. It's mainly High Elves that are after that human potential.

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    Looks like the human kink among Warcraft elves is as common as the furry kink among RL humans. At least in a certain family
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    BFA was about as nuanced as a golf club to the testicles/ovaries.

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    50% of the NE males are gays in the lore last I checked, elven females are also the warriors hence they are the guards in their towns, elven females just need comparable companions?

    Also humans are a proud race, I like to see them as both powermonger beings considering their lifespan (ala D&D 1st edition and beyond) and good diplomats, so they naturally fit elves, aka more than dwarfs fit elves anyway....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soon-TM View Post
    Looks like the human kink among Warcraft elves is as common as the furry kink among RL humans. At least in a certain family
    Alleria windrunner going "uwu whats dis?" and all the male elves going "stay the fuck away from me" really puts things into a new perspective.
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    That's same excuse from you and so many others on this website and your right some of threads do bully high elf fans to a point where they might end up losing their minds to a point of a mass shooting.
    Holy shit lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by shadowmatrix View Post
    Because the human males don't have the bad habit of sleeping for several thousand years at a time.
    I don't see the issue.

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    I'm of the opinion that blood elves are real, one is in charge of the story team at Blizzard, and has a huge cuckold fetish, so he keeps brushing any elf-elf relationships under the rug and keeps pushing for female elves to be stolen away by human males.

    Sylvanas -> Nathanos
    Alleria -> Turalyon
    Vereesa -> Rhonin

    And now they're teasing Valeera with Mathias Shaw. Another mediocre human character made more interesting by bagging an elf girlfriend, how original.

    Pretty sure the only elf-elf couple I know of in the entirety of the game are the Saltheril's at Saltheril's Haven in Eversong Woods throwing that party.

    Blizz are teasing Lor'themar and Thalyssra which is at least more interesting than elf-human because they're both elves of some sort and it'll force their cultures to interact more often, as opposed to elf-human relationships where the elf woman renounces her people and doesn't care about them at all anymore, serving only as her human husband's arm candy devoting her entire life to his goals with no thought to her previous motivations to protect the interests of her own people.

    Very aggravating to have the most notable elf characters have nothing to do with the group the players are part of.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheLoadbearer View Post
    I'm of the opinion that blood elves are real, one is in charge of the story team at Blizzard, and has a huge cuckold fetish, so he keeps brushing any elf-elf relationships under the rug and keeps pushing for female elves to be stolen away by human males.

    Sylvanas -> Nathanos
    Alleria -> Turalyon
    Vereesa -> Rhonin

    And now they're teasing Valeera with Mathias Shaw. Another mediocre human character made more interesting by bagging an elf girlfriend, how original.

    Pretty sure the only elf-elf couple I know of in the entirety of the game are the Saltheril's at Saltheril's Haven in Eversong Woods throwing that party.

    Blizz are teasing Lor'themar and Thalyssra which is at least more interesting than elf-human because they're both elves of some sort and it'll force their cultures to interact more often, as opposed to elf-human relationships where the elf woman renounces her people and doesn't care about them at all anymore, serving only as her human husband's arm candy devoting her entire life to his goals with no thought to her previous motivations to protect the interests of her own people.

    Very aggravating to have the most notable elf characters have nothing to do with the group the players are part of.
    soon we'll have Modera and Aethas in time
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ardenaso View Post
    soon we'll have Modera and Aethas in time
    Aethas was dead to me when he hocked a national treasure of his people (Felo'melorn) just to be allowed to live in Dalaran again, quitting his people immediately the first chance he got. If he could be a human by plucking out his eyes, cutting off his ears, and shaving his eyebrows, he'd do it in a heartbeat. What a simp. We need more of Rommath taking charge, being a proud elf who loves his country.

    Aethas and Modera would be another example of an elf who doesn't care at all about their country getting with a human who also doesn't care at all about the elf's country, and the elf never mentions it again.
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    who wouldn't want to have an elf girlfriend

    oh and @TheLoadbearer is back!!!

    welcome back
    Quote Originally Posted by FelPlague View Post
    except she was, she literally was experimenting on prisoners men, women, children, soldier, and civilian,
    to try and make a stronger and stronger plague.
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    Your not gonna win trying to make this one realize the truth.
    Your have better luck curing Corona with lemon and lime juice

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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonHunter18 View Post
    who wouldn't want to have an elf girlfriend

    oh and @TheLoadbearer is back!!!

    welcome back
    Hey there, my brother was asking me about my WoW books and which ones to read first, and with the recent Kael'thas model and Blood Elf customization options coming back, Felt like jumping in a bit and possibly doing that old fanfic about an AU Kael'thas story again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheLoadbearer View Post
    Hey there, my brother was asking me about my WoW books and which ones to read first, and with the recent Kael'thas model and Blood Elf customization options coming back, Felt like jumping in a bit and possibly doing that old fanfic about an AU Kael'thas story again.
    we should wait and see how Blizz will treat Kael first.

    we could get another set back.
    Quote Originally Posted by FelPlague View Post
    except she was, she literally was experimenting on prisoners men, women, children, soldier, and civilian,
    to try and make a stronger and stronger plague.
    Quote Originally Posted by Trassk View Post
    Your not gonna win trying to make this one realize the truth.
    Your have better luck curing Corona with lemon and lime juice

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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonHunter18 View Post
    we should wait and see how Blizz will treat Kael first.

    we could get another set back.
    Cautiously optimistic, because apparently there's an encounter in a raid to save him, so hopefully it's just a "he's mind controlled, knock some sense into him" deal.

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