Because the human males don't have the bad habit of sleeping for several thousand years at a time.
50% of the NE males are gays in the lore last I checked, elven females are also the warriors hence they are the guards in their towns, elven females just need comparable companions?
Also humans are a proud race, I like to see them as both powermonger beings considering their lifespan (ala D&D 1st edition and beyond) and good diplomats, so they naturally fit elves, aka more than dwarfs fit elves anyway....
I'm of the opinion that blood elves are real, one is in charge of the story team at Blizzard, and has a huge cuckold fetish, so he keeps brushing any elf-elf relationships under the rug and keeps pushing for female elves to be stolen away by human males.
Sylvanas -> Nathanos
Alleria -> Turalyon
Vereesa -> Rhonin
And now they're teasing Valeera with Mathias Shaw. Another mediocre human character made more interesting by bagging an elf girlfriend, how original.
Pretty sure the only elf-elf couple I know of in the entirety of the game are the Saltheril's at Saltheril's Haven in Eversong Woods throwing that party.
Blizz are teasing Lor'themar and Thalyssra which is at least more interesting than elf-human because they're both elves of some sort and it'll force their cultures to interact more often, as opposed to elf-human relationships where the elf woman renounces her people and doesn't care about them at all anymore, serving only as her human husband's arm candy devoting her entire life to his goals with no thought to her previous motivations to protect the interests of her own people.
Very aggravating to have the most notable elf characters have nothing to do with the group the players are part of.
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The Alliance gets the Horde's most popular race. The Horde should get the Alliance's most popular race in return. Alteraci Humans for the Horde!
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Aethas was dead to me when he hocked a national treasure of his people (Felo'melorn) just to be allowed to live in Dalaran again, quitting his people immediately the first chance he got. If he could be a human by plucking out his eyes, cutting off his ears, and shaving his eyebrows, he'd do it in a heartbeat. What a simp. We need more of Rommath taking charge, being a proud elf who loves his country.
Aethas and Modera would be another example of an elf who doesn't care at all about their country getting with a human who also doesn't care at all about the elf's country, and the elf never mentions it again.
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who wouldn't want to have an elf girlfriend
oh and @TheLoadbearer is back!!!
welcome back
Hey there, my brother was asking me about my WoW books and which ones to read first, and with the recent Kael'thas model and Blood Elf customization options coming back, Felt like jumping in a bit and possibly doing that old fanfic about an AU Kael'thas story again.
yep; I really do love the part where Aethas tries to retain his composure against Rommath but Rommath roasts him well "that's why I'm the Grand Magister and you're not"
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his High Elf parallel seems to hate him unfortunately, also why do I feel like Modera will also die from some mana bomb soon
The Alliance gets the Horde's most popular race. The Horde should get the Alliance's most popular race in return. Alteraci Humans for the Horde!
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No doubt orchestrated by a Blood Elf. Makes it really hard to defend actions in past expansions when Blizz keeps making them do it over and over again. "We subverted your expectations that we'd do something different for a change, by (WoD: The MU draenei told the AU draenei that the BEs couldn't be trusted, so we had one go crazy with power to prove them right. Legion: We had more blood elf saboteurs in Dalaran.) I don't remember any after that, but after MoP, definitely three strikes, you're out. Very tiresome for them to always be like "We need someone to betray people, use a blood elf!"
Blizz should hire one rabid fanboy of every playable race in the game to their story team as consultants so the team has immediate feedback of whether or not players will be pleased with a story decision. Except orcs and humans because the team themselves are rabid fanboys of orcs and humans.
It's the classic D&D nerd wank fantasy to have hawt elf girlfriend.
Me not that kind of Orc!
The Alliance gets the Horde's most popular race. The Horde should get the Alliance's most popular race in return. Alteraci Humans for the Horde!
I make Warcraft 3 Reforged HD custom models and I'm also an HD model reviewer.