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    Quote Originally Posted by Zaydin View Post
    Yeah, I was about to post on that. It's hilarious.

    Sure, Carlson, you had a super secret trove of damning documents on Hunter Biden that just so happened to disappear. As Nate Silver put it, it is telling that when Trump has a huge polling deficit to overcome and the stock market dropped 940 points today, this is what Fox News is talking about.
    It's so pathetic. If these documents were real then they could have scanned them and sent them through email or faxed them, but no we're supposed to believe that their only copy of these documents were sent in the mail and stolen along the way.
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    Gosh, there are supposedly several clones of a hard drive containing crucially important information that the American people MUST KNOW (when they feel the time is right to let us know) but I guess making copies of super secret super serial documents is beyond them.

    I was going to post some random "Dog ate my homework" excuse as a joke but it occurs to me we have educators here who probably have real-life excuses that would be just as appropriate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elegiac View Post
    Better question is how one can send that which doesn't exist.
    I don’t know why, but this popped in my head:



    Edit: How did YouTube know to recommend “Top 10 donts when first hitting prison” based on this video? Their algorithm is great... just... great...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Benggaul View Post
    Gosh, there are supposedly several clones of a hard drive containing crucially important information that the American people MUST KNOW (when they feel the time is right to let us know) but I guess making copies of super secret super serial documents is beyond them.

    I was going to post some random "Dog ate my homework" excuse as a joke but it occurs to me we have educators here who probably have real-life excuses that would be just as appropriate.
    When bae was being a TA he legit had someone with the excuse "I can't turn in this part of the assignment on time because I have just been served a subpoena". It has all been tried.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrimsonKing View Post
    the documents disappeared when they were being shipped to Tucker Carlson.
    Maybe they shouldn't have defunded the USPS, huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Felya View Post
    Just out of left field question here... can’t they send... or I don’t know... fax or... uh oh... email... copies?

    Edit: I forgot that his viewers are so old, they don’t know what a fax machine is... and email is what Hillary calls children, before she eats them...
    or at the very least, make a copy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beanman12345 View Post
    or at the very least, make a copy.
    Yes, but that requires people so old, that they believe financial deals are done in paper. It’s funny how it works with eating a contract, to void it. Charlie from always sunny logic... Did all the deals that were detailed now eaten by mail? Did they just screw Biden out of millions, because that was the only copy?
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    Last edited by Elegiac; 2020-10-29 at 02:17 AM.
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  10. #23530
    Quote Originally Posted by Kaleredar View Post
    I actually find it somewhat concerning... as per:



    In essence, they're reserving the right to call the Pennsylvania race in Trump's favor if the late mail-in ballots would hand Biden a victory otherwise.

    It's a pretty stupid distinction to make... "These extra votes will be counted and are fine, unless they decide the result of the Pennsylvania election potentially in a way we don't like, in which case they won't be counted and aren't to be trusted."
    PA is not going to be close. With one-third of 2016 total vote count in already (over 20% of total registered voters), Dem is leading by 928193. There are only 9M registered voters in PA. So Dem is currently leading by more than 10% of total registered voters in PA. No matter how you do the math, it won't get close.

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    So we also have confirmation that Trump threw all 50 states under the bus when it came to lockdowns and closures and such to protect himself politically and so that he could claim credit for state reopenings while planning to blame governors if Trumps rush to reopen backfired.

    The source? An interview Jared Kushner had with Bob Woodward which Woodward recorded.

    I mean, we already knew this was likely the case but this is just confirmation that it's what Trumps plan was.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CastletonSnob View Post
    https://twitter.com/RealAPolitics/st...24715346251789

    Doesn't look like Trump will win Michigan.
    What the fuck is Real American Polling? They claim to be unbiased but have such tweets as:


    Hunter Biden is a disgusting human
    Ok deleted tweets cause the meme is dead lmao. For real thoe I'm not denying I support trump but my data is all unbiased.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CastletonSnob View Post
    https://twitter.com/RealAPolitics/st...24715346251789

    Doesn't look like Trump will win Michigan.
    Sounds like a giant pile of bullshit there. Never even heard of "Real American Politics" before. Seems safe to bet it's a poor mans version of Breitbart.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rasulis View Post
    PA is not going to be close. With one-third of 2016 total vote count in already (over 20% of total registered voters), Dem is leading by 928193. There are only 9M registered voters in PA. So Dem is currently leading by more than 10% of total registered voters in PA. No matter how you do the math, it won't get close.
    I would certainly love to believe that, I really would. But I'm not taking anything for granted. While many numbers paint Biden winning even if polls are as wrong as they were in 2016, the polls could always be more wrong. There's no guarantee that that was as wrong as polls could ever get. And they only need to be "wrong enough" in key states to have the vote be close enough to get it passed on up to the supreme court so they can hand Trump his ill-gotten victory.

    It's a small chance, for sure, but I'm not resting easy knowing that some chance for Trump still exists.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaleredar View Post
    I would certainly love to believe that, I really would. But I'm not taking anything for granted. While many numbers paint Biden winning even if polls are as wrong as they were in 2016, the polls could always be more wrong. There's no guarantee that that was as wrong as polls could ever get. And they only need to be "wrong enough" in key states to have the vote be close enough to get it passed on up to the supreme court so they can hand Trump his ill-gotten victory.

    It's a long shot, for sure, but I'm not resting easy knowing that some chance for Trump still exists.
    Those are not poll numbers. They are actual early votes that had already been turned in by party affiliation in PA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CastletonSnob View Post
    https://twitter.com/RealAPolitics/st...24715346251789

    Doesn't look like Trump will win Michigan.
    Good, I didn't vote either party last time but after seeing the utter shitshow Trumplefuckstain manage to pull off this year alone, I threw my lot in with Biden.

    Maybe the Republicans can back more intelligent people next time but I have my doubts. They've been a donkey show since the 70s.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CastletonSnob View Post
    https://twitter.com/RealAPolitics/st...24715346251789

    Doesn't look like Trump will win Michigan.
    This is the most Right wing Biased Poll, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CastletonSnob View Post
    https://twitter.com/RealAPolitics/st...24715346251789

    Doesn't look like Trump will win Michigan.
    Jeeezus look at the responses to that Tweet. Republicans whining that Trump's going to lose and it's not fair?!

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    If they posted on these forums they'd be banned for that sick trolling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rasulis View Post
    PA is not going to be close. With one-third of 2016 total vote count in already (over 20% of total registered voters), Dem is leading by 928193. There are only 9M registered voters in PA. So Dem is currently leading by more than 10% of total registered voters in PA. No matter how you do the math, it won't get close.
    Look, I value optimism as much as the next guy and I consider myself a man grounded in facts, science and reality.
    That said...please don't jinx it.

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    omg i looked at that real american politics website, it's gotta be parody right?

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