Kiss, Marry, Push off a cliff - Human kings edition

[Ardenaso]

presently there are three human kings in the Alliance: Anduin Wrynn, Danath Trollbane, and Genn Greymane; if you had the choice, who will you kiss, marry, and push off a cliff?







I would marry Danath because he is based, kiss Genn like a cute doggy, and push Anduin off a cliff because he is a Horde lapdog

You?

[Kyphael]

Cool, you're keeping this thread's theme alive! I plan to do another soon myself. Obviously I won't comment as I'm not attracted to men, but good choice on the pictures. You certainly won't catch flack like I did. lol

Also, Danath Trollbane is alive, let alone active? Didn't even know that.

[Ardenaso]

Also, Danath Trollbane is alive, let alone active? Didn't even know that.

well he's the leader of the Stromgarde Warfront; but yeah he's still wasted as a character and shelved since his anti-orc racism is really in line with the faction war theme

[matrix123mko]

I would kill Greymane because he insulted my queen too many times. Then I would kiss Anduin to make him stop crying and marry Danath to have rights for Stromgarde.

[Saltysquidoon]

Unironically disappointed this thread doesn't feature the actual Anduin (even though he's technically not a king). What about Arthas he was a king?

[Powerogue]

All I want is Anduin to play fetch with Genn and tell him what a good boy he is.

[Varodoc]

Kiss Anduin because he is hot, Marry Greymane because he seems to be a great husband (he is very kind and sweet to his wife), Push Danath off a cliff for taking so long to reclaim Stromgarde.

[McNeil]

Kiss Greymane while he's in worgen form

Marry Anduin so I can get rid of him by ''accident'' and inherent his kingdom

Push Trollbane off a cliff so I can conquer Stromgarde aswell

[Soon-TM]

Kiss Terenas, because he was such a loveable daddy, marry Varian for some wild bed action, push Anduin off a cliff because he's annoying as all !@#$

[Kyphael]

Unironically disappointed this thread doesn't feature the actual Anduin (even though he's technically not a king). What about Arthas he was a king?

Lich King? That's the only king he ever was, and it's not a title recognized by any civil state on Azeroth. I suppose if OP did a thread on Princes, he could be included.

[Ardenaso]

Lich King? That's the only king he ever was, and it's not a title recognized by any civil state on Azeroth. I suppose if OP did a thread on Princes, he could be included.

Unironically disappointed this thread doesn't feature the actual Anduin (even though he's technically not a king). What about Arthas he was a king?

but they're all dead anyway

[matrix123mko]

but they're all dead anyway

Is that a problem? There is no death Sylvanas cannot revert.