Ok time to pick a side. French Fries and Ketchup.

[Grimbold21]

No ketchup in anything

[Daedius]

Only filthy children drizzle it all over the top, getting their hands covered in ketchup...

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Mayonnaise as a condiment is... just disgusting.

There's many variations of mayonnaise, Hellman's goes great with chunky home made chips.

[Amerissis]

Neither! Who the f*ck puts ketchup with fries? Disgusting.

[Raetary]

Question for dippers:

Do you dip your salad in dressing, or do you drizzle dressing on top of your salad?

There is a huge difference between a salad and fries.
You eat salad with a fork, fries are finger food and therefore supposed to be eaten by hand.

[Cinnamilk]

We have this choc here called a "cadbury's creme egg" - which is basically an egg made of chocolate with one of those sickly paracetomol tasting creme centers. People stick fries in it and it's vile.

That's repulsive. Cadbury creme eggs are inedible to begin with.

As a side note, I think most of the English-speaking world has them available. More Americans would know of Cadbury Creme Eggs than say, Dairy Milk.

[winter486]

French Fries with Barbecue and ranch mixed on top of the fries, sounds delicious to me.

[winter486]

How about French Fries with Barbecue and Ranch Mixed on The Fries and Ketchup on the side, in case I get sick of eating barbecue ranch french fries.

[Thereturn]

Truffle mayonaise on the side and truffle oil + parmezan on top.

[Mihalik]

Neither. Ketchup is a horrible condiment that nobody should ever eat or serve with anything. It's only reason to exist is to make special sauce and as an ingredient in some other BBQ roasting sauces.

Fries should only be served with mayo, spiced mayo, garlic mayo, tartar sauce or mustard.

[Orby]

Depends on the fries... Fries, as in the skinny french fries, I like to spread all over. British Chips is a big dip energy

[Kaleredar]

Only filthy children drizzle it all over the top, getting their hands covered in ketchup...

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There's many variations of mayonnaise, Hellman's goes great with chunky home made chips.

Yeah, and they’re all disgusting in anything more than the barest layer of condiment. One should use mayonnaise almost like salt; only to the point of barely noticing that it’s there.

Horrible mouth feel. Greasy consistency. Like I said; might as well take a bite of a stick of butter if you’re going to just dunk something in mayo.

[Jester Joe]

We have this choc here called a "cadbury's creme egg" - which is basically an egg made of chocolate with one of those sickly paracetomol tasting creme centers. People stick fries in it and it's vile.

I love Cadbury creme eggs but for the love of everything that's good, what would possess someone to stick a fry in there

Like, that sounds like one of the first signs of the apocalypse coming soon.

Either way, ketchup always on the side.

[Unholyground]

On the side and I mix mayo into the ketchup.

We call that fancy sauce lol.

[Rozz]

On the side. And it depends on what my food is? Sometimes I want a mayo, horseradish, BBQ sauce, mustard, or vinaigrette. Ketchup is reserved for more basic flavors when I'm not in the mood for anything complicated.

[Ihavewaffles]

How is this even an argument...

Drizzle like a human, side ketchup is only done when have no real fork and/or eating at a burger joint, if the later is how u have started eating at home like...wtf, are u some kind of neantherthal?...

If mcdonalds is how u learn to eat, u need to be checked by a shrink..

There is also a special place in hell for mayo munchers...

[Jester Joe]

How is this even an argument...

Drizzle like a human, side ketchup is only done when have no real fork and/or eating at a burger joint, if the later is how u have started eating at home like...wtf, are u some kind of neantherthal?...

If mcdonalds is how u learn to eat, u need to be checked by a shrink..

How do you say something so bold while acting like you eat fries with a fork

[Ihavewaffles]

i rarely eat my fries with dipping sauce but when i do its def on the side...don't like my fries getting mushy from putting stuff directly on them

Sounds like u let ur fast food get cold, all fast food that gets cold should be thrown into the trash.

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How do you say something so bold while acting like you eat fries with a fork

U eat fries at home with ur fingers getting all greasy? Didn't ur mum teach u table manners n sheit?

[Jester Joe]

U eat fries at home with ur fingers getting all greasy? Didn't ur mum teach u table manners n sheit?

That isn't table manners, finger food exists for a reason, and what kinda fries are you eating that are coated in grease coz that sounds far more nasty.

Not even fast food fries are that greasy around here.

[Ihavewaffles]

U only eat with fingers when there is no other choice, getting salt n grease on ur fingers while watching tv or sit in front of computer....ugh....how nasty ur remote controller or keyboard must be...

Even if ur at table, use fork, like a civilized human, not like a bum

[Jester Joe]

U only eat with fingers when there is no other choice, getting salt n grease on ur fingers while watching tv or sit in front of computer....ugh....how nasty ur remote controller or keyboard must be...

Even if ur at table, use fork, like a civilized human, not like a bum

Alright at this point I'm gonna have to just cough this up as a "you" issue.

1) Your food is nasty greasy to the point that your hand is getting coated in it.
2) You're eating your food while using controllers or at a computer instead of at a table (literally how are you criticizing table manners while not eating at a table)
3) You're in a situation of both the above, and don't have a damp towel nearby to wipe your fingers on or the desire to get up and wash your fingers off before touching anything.

To which I'd say, ew.