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  1. #21
    Quote Originally Posted by Varodoc View Post
    How do you even kiss these people, you'd end up stabbing yourself with their tusks or some shit like that.
    They have very long tongues... didn't you know?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bwonsamdi the Dead View Post
    Hello,
    I noticed that people have been making these kinds of threads, so I wanted to make one with a trollish twist!
    So, which out of these trolls would you want to kiss, marry or push off a cliff?

    Rastakhan & Vol'jin


    Zul





    Bonus: Bwonsamdi (I know he's not really a troll per se, but let's have some fun with it)

    Based on the pics and characters - kiss/marry Vol'jin, throw Zul off the cliff.

  2. #22
    Kill Bwonsamdi, because that guy is the worst (his dialogue is fun, but I don't think there's any character I've wanted to kill more in BfA, Sylvanas included).

    Eliminating it down to just three, I think I'd go with...

    Kiss Zul, because killing him is just going to make him come back as some angry undead, and I don't need that stalking me.
    Marry Vol'jin, because I'm already exalted with Vol'jin's Spear.
    Kill Rastakhan, because he can't be trusted to lead the troll people anymore.

  3. #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Powerogue View Post
    Kiss/marry Talaji, watch Rastakhan kill Zul in the cutscene again because it never gets old.

    This is... Zandalar! Kind of weird how Bwonsamdi just gave him jumping power?

    (Oh, and the reason why there's no female troll characters in the OP is because there's very few. I was also going to just have Bwonsamdi instead of Zul, but I didn't want anyone getting mad at me)

    'Oi Rastakhan! I'm havin' Friends on De Other Side mon! Ain't dat crazy?'

  4. #24
    All of them are dead so I guess kiss Vol'jin since he is a spirit and I'd rather not kiss a corpse, marry Rastakhan for the throne, and kill Zul.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bwonsamdi the Dead View Post
    Hello,
    I noticed that people have been making these kinds of threads, so I wanted to make one with a trollish twist!
    So, which out of these trolls would you want to kiss, marry or push off a cliff?
    Kiss Bobsalami because he seems to be a cool boi, marry Talanji because she's almost the only one with a spine in today's Horde, push Zul off a cliff because he was an insufferable moron.
    Quote Originally Posted by Danuser
    we created a story structure for Sylvanas that, on the surface, echoed many broad strokes of the road Garrosh took (...). These parallels were intentional. But it's within the nuance that we sought to show the story grow and change.
    Quote Originally Posted by Thage View Post
    BFA was about as nuanced as a golf club to the testicles/ovaries.

  6. #26
    Quote Originally Posted by BillCosby14 View Post
    lol this is considered trolling?

    it's literally a thread about which character you'd rather "kiss" and it's only male characters

    how is it not gay?
    you're a bit special,aren't you?

  7. #27
    Kiss Vol'jin, Marry Rasta, Kill Zul


    1. Vol'jin's a nice guy but he's never been terribly successful.


    2. Rasta's a single dad with a kid. Nice stability there.


    3. Zul's skilled but a JERK
    Twas brillig

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