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    what are the first 5 most important messages\questions to start a successful conversation as a male on tinder/badoo?
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    The most important question on any dating site, is actually 3. How many teeth do you have? How many can you spare? Can I have your teeth?
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    Basically only one question.

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    "Excuse me lady, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord & Savior, Cthulhu?"
    I.e. something to both make you stand out from others (even if negatively so) and make sure you're not talking to a bot. If they have a verbose profile it's a good idea to ask questions about stuff they wrote.
    What's to avoid are one-liners and generic small talk. That'll give real people nothing to work with, whereas bots will have plenty of answers.
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    Mention your height, apparently everyone has to be 6"+ or its a no. Just put weird shit, if it don't stick and its relatively funny then its a good pass anyway. I know people who just say "bloody hell you are *fire emojis*" and it makes me sick... Luckily for them, they better looking than me so they score with weak chat anyway...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister K View Post
    Mention your height, apparently everyone has to be 6"+ or its a no. Just put weird shit, if it don't stick and its relatively funny then its a good pass anyway. I know people who just say "bloody hell you are *fire emojis*" and it makes me sick... Luckily for them, they better looking than me so they score with weak chat anyway...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Adala View Post
    Where do you get this from?
    You can actually filter dating app preferences based on height. I'm between 5'11 1/2-3/4ths but I always just put 6' because that's a pretty common filter used on dating apps.

    And it's always good to make an impression, just as long as it's not overly negative.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strawberry View Post
    I do what women do.
    I write I'm 190cm in heels.
    Couple of my profile pics are my bank account and child support statements.

    Ye might get a new baby but at least I dont bounce financially! giggity
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    Quote Originally Posted by Adala View Post
    Where do you get this from?
    Their bios, its actually a common pisstake where shallow fitties put up height requirements of 6" + take it or leave it as a joke always funny to match them and banter it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strawberry View Post
    I do what women do.
    I write I'm 190cm in heels.
    haha well played
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    Quote Originally Posted by Proskill View Post
    what are the first 5 most important messages\questions to start a successful conversation as a male on tinder/badoo?
    Look at the person's hobbies, and start by mentioning something from there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rochana View Post
    Your height needs to be 6" at least.
    The first message you send needs to be a funny pick-up like or a joke about her profile.

    If you fail doing these things, 99% of women will not reply to you or if they are friendly only have a short conversation before they ghost you.
    Leonardo Dicaprio isnt 6 foot and has probably dated more woman than this entire forum.

    Height isnt everything as much as that is a meme. Good looks, Fame and money are just as powerful. Sense of humor can help you pull above weight also.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Adala View Post
    I don't understand how partner being tall can be that important to people. I'm like 5'1 and it would just look weird dating people that are 6 ft or taller imo.

    Average height for Filipino men is like 5'4 and 5 ft for women.
    Yeah, well, Swedish women are usually above 170cm (5'57+). And they want to be shorter than the guy even when they wear heels. So usually 180-185cm is the minimum for them.

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    Never understood the 6 ft thing either. Most men I've matched on tinder or either maybe a few inches taller, to a ft taller, but never noticeably shorter. I have no idea why other women are scared dating a shorter guy. Don't wear such big heels then kappa.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Proskill View Post
    what are the first 5 most important messages\questions to start a successful conversation as a male on tinder/badoo?
    Don't send sexual messages. Be good looking. That's it. xD

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    Ask them how much they weigh and their body count.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raspberry Lemon View Post
    lol... if i would only date people that are taller then me when i wear heels i wouldn't find many suitable dates at all... i'm 190 cm without heels...
    Then there are extremes like the lady above.
    They don't bother much with the guy being taller, it's already quite hard as they are taller than most guys. They are fine with +-10cm I think :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Volatilis View Post
    Leonardo Dicaprio isnt 6 foot and has probably dated more woman than this entire forum.
    He was only 5 foot 3 and the girls could not resist his stare... Pablo Picasso was never called an ass hole...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Proskill View Post
    what are the first 5 most important messages\questions to start a successful conversation as a male on tinder/badoo?


    ^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by Natta Lmo View Post


    ^^

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