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Since the same questions are constantly being asked on this forum, by completely innocent and totally in good-faith people, it has come to my attention that a lot of surely genuinely interested people in Shadowlands lore must have a very short attention span. Or at least, a lack of capacity to suspend their disbelief for the sake of enjoyment.
Therefor, I've taken the time to make this summary, which will surely cover all the basics. Enjoy.
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2020-09-18, 09:00 AM #1I am Murloc!
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I made a Shadowlands Lore summary for people with short attention spans.
Looking marvelous in velvet.
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2020-09-18, 01:05 PM #2Legendary!
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Thanks man, I had some doubts about lore going into Shadowlands and this covered everything perfectly
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2020-09-18, 01:08 PM #3Legendary!
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Alright then.
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2020-09-18, 01:09 PM #4Herald of the Titans
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lmao, all good. i loved how those 3 are on the back seat.
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2020-09-18, 01:12 PM #5Herald of the Titans
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Hopefully we actually solve the problem this expansion instead of just forgetting it exists at the last moment like Sargeras' sword.
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2020-09-18, 06:27 PM #6Over 9000!
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Sargeras' Sword? sword?.. sargeras?? hmm.. doesn't seem to ring a bell. Probably isn't relevant. It doesn't have boobs.
Originally Posted by Amnaught
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2020-09-18, 06:43 PM #7Old God
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They mostly put that sword there because Silithus was one of the more barren and boring zones, this made it relevant. But you're right, boobs can make a character so much more interesting. Originally Posted by GreenJesus
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2020-09-19, 09:01 AM #8The Undying
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Got bored, stopped reading at "Since".
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2020-09-19, 10:49 AM #9Bloodsail Admiral
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Omg... so hot... Can't even... Originally Posted by Kyphael
They mostly put that sword there because Silithus was one of the more barren and boring zones, this made it relevant. But you're right, boobs can make a character so much more interesting.
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2020-09-19, 10:55 AM #10Titan
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You forgot to mention that Sylvanas and Jailer broke the machine of death and the veil between life and death, and thus are responsible for everything wrong with the Shadowlands.
Because, you know, Sylvanas and Jailer are evil.The Void. A force of infinite hunger. Its whispers have broken the will of dragons... and lured even the titans' own children into madness. Sages and scholars fear the Void. But we understand a truth they do not. That the Void is a power to be harnessed... to be bent by a will strong enough to command it. The Void has shaped us... changed us. But you will become its master. Wield the shadows as a weapon to save our world... and defend the Alliance!
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2020-09-19, 11:46 AM #11Banned
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Lol this meme has had some ups and downs but this is just plain funny
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2020-09-19, 11:57 AM #12Legendary!
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Best thread about SL so far. Definitely! (had a great laugh)
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(But, to be fair: This was not the most complex task to achieve.
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Last edited by Niwes; 2020-09-19 at 11:59 AM.
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2020-09-20, 02:32 AM #13The Patient
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I took a screenshot of the OP post and sent it to Blizzard. Ion sent a reply back that said "Word" and then "Mos Def". When I logged in next time I had Loremaster of Shadowlands title on all my toons. Thanks for the help!
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2020-09-20, 02:48 AM #14The Lightbringer
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That does pretty accurately sum up how all the covenants don't really care about that until the Player arrives.
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2020-09-21, 11:46 PM #15Legendary!
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So, you're saying McDonald's ice cream machine is broken? Again?
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