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    I made a Shadowlands Lore summary for people with short attention spans.

    Since the same questions are constantly being asked on this forum, by completely innocent and totally in good-faith people, it has come to my attention that a lot of surely genuinely interested people in Shadowlands lore must have a very short attention span. Or at least, a lack of capacity to suspend their disbelief for the sake of enjoyment.

    Therefor, I've taken the time to make this summary, which will surely cover all the basics. Enjoy.

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    Thanks man, I had some doubts about lore going into Shadowlands and this covered everything perfectly

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    Alright then.

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    lmao, all good. i loved how those 3 are on the back seat.

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    Hopefully we actually solve the problem this expansion instead of just forgetting it exists at the last moment like Sargeras' sword.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amnaught View Post
    Hopefully we actually solve the problem this expansion instead of just forgetting it exists at the last moment like Sargeras' sword.
    Sargeras' Sword? sword?.. sargeras?? hmm.. doesn't seem to ring a bell. Probably isn't relevant. It doesn't have boobs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GreenJesus View Post
    Sargeras' Sword? sword?.. sargeras?? hmm.. doesn't seem to ring a bell. Probably isn't relevant. It doesn't have boobs.
    They mostly put that sword there because Silithus was one of the more barren and boring zones, this made it relevant. But you're right, boobs can make a character so much more interesting.


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    Got bored, stopped reading at "Since".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyphael View Post
    They mostly put that sword there because Silithus was one of the more barren and boring zones, this made it relevant. But you're right, boobs can make a character so much more interesting.

    Omg... so hot... Can't even...

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    You forgot to mention that Sylvanas and Jailer broke the machine of death and the veil between life and death, and thus are responsible for everything wrong with the Shadowlands.

    Because, you know, Sylvanas and Jailer are evil.
    We each walk a line. Choose yours.

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    Lol this meme has had some ups and downs but this is just plain funny

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    Best thread about SL so far. Definitely! (had a great laugh)
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    I took a screenshot of the OP post and sent it to Blizzard. Ion sent a reply back that said "Word" and then "Mos Def". When I logged in next time I had Loremaster of Shadowlands title on all my toons. Thanks for the help!

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    That does pretty accurately sum up how all the covenants don't really care about that until the Player arrives.
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    I'm gonna need a TLDR I'm afraid
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    Dunno why some people got such a boner to be just a lowly peon-adventurer.

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    So, you're saying McDonald's ice cream machine is broken? Again?
    I'd buy that for a dollar.

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