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    Quote Originally Posted by Ayirasi View Post
    Might check it out out of morbid curiosity, but this tickles my nostalgia boner more:

    https://youtu.be/7HGqcifonvs
    God I want this to be good so badly, the last predator movie was a absolute travesty.
    All I ever wanted was the truth. Remember those words as you read the ones that follow. I never set out to topple my father's kingdom of lies from a sense of misplaced pride. I never wanted to bleed the species to its marrow, reaving half the galaxy clean of human life in this bitter crusade. I never desired any of this, though I know the reasons for which it must be done. But all I ever wanted was the truth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lorgar Aurelian View Post
    God I want this to be good so badly, the last predator movie was a absolute travesty.
    Yeah, I enjoyed 10 Cloverfield Lane quite a bit, and Trachtenberg's direction on The Boys S01 E01 was solid, so I'm optimistic.

    But for Netflix RE, I'm expecting a dumpster fire, which is fine, because sometimes I crave hot garbage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by UnifiedDivide View Post
    I'll watch this a few times, just to cover everyone, it's ok. Lemme know if you insist on a hate-watch so I can cross you off my list of people to cover.
    I'm pretty sure they can tell. Like if the director buys like 5000 computers and mines his own show for ratings, there is no way they wouldn't catch on to that, lol.

    Pretty interesting though, like, could I pay a mining farm to love-watch my show I made to drive up the ratings for a few days, to keep Netflix from firing me?

    I'm pretty sure whoever made that trailer was banking on such a thing to make up for how bad it was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ayirasi View Post
    Yeah, I enjoyed 10 Cloverfield Lane quite a bit, and Trachtenberg's direction on The Boys S01 E01 was solid, so I'm optimistic.

    But for Netflix RE, I'm expecting a dumpster fire, which is fine, because sometimes I crave hot garbage.
    IMO, The Boys is a flawed but solid adaptation so far, with interesting spinoffs from the original source material and changes where the television crowd may think the edges are too rough for them. I haven't seen RE yet, but I think it has a very low chance of being in the same league...to start off the source material sucks compared to The Boys, but it is still pretty good overall. However, this trailer looks worse than I could have ever imagined. The power of the sun in the palm of whoever's hand made that trailer, it is certainly a legendary item....just not in a good way.

    It is so bad it is a mockery of itself, and I'm super glad it came out, because the joy I would have gotten from another average RE adaptation is much smaller than the joy I will get from the internet mocking this trailer for all time, in a decade someone will post this trailer and this will still be good for a laugh, because it is just so so bad it may be good.

    No one ever may make a worse trailer than this one. Only match it. No trailer is of course far better, so one has to get like super-artistic to make one this bad. It can't be easily made up, it must be planned and replanned, then a group must meet to discuss ways to make it worse, it must be casted poorly and only then can it be filmed. It must be on expensive film and highly produced otherwise, in order to pass the uncanny valley and reach the Netflix Resident Evil level of bad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ayirasi View Post
    Might check it out out of morbid curiosity, but this tickles my nostalgia boner more:

    Take my money this looks interesting, is this Predator meets native American's? I mean if they are going to do predator movies from different time periods I am all for it lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ayirasi View Post
    Might check it out out of morbid curiosity, but this tickles my nostalgia boner more:

    Oh HELL Yeah...

    Now gimme aliens...c'mon..gimme more aliens...
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