5 Reasons You Can't Change User Name, And Number 1 Will Surprise You

[kageus]

5) A dog ate your password.
4) You aren't old enough to have an account.
3) You've never been to mmo-champion before.
2) You never signed up for an account.
1) You haven't posted at least 10 times in the 10 years you've had an account and now you are trying to shit post a few times to get that permission per the admins recommendations.

[guisadop]

Lmao, this one's creative. I feel you, I don't post much either and usually prefer to keep lurking.

[Tziva]

Find some discussions and participate normally please. Making pointless threads is not okay.