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    Quote Originally Posted by Hammerfest View Post
    I mean, Dubya crashing on a Segway was at least somewhat understandable in that the Segway was a relatively recent invention. Bicycles, in contrast, have been around for over 200 years...
    Yeah clearly Biden hasn't figured out this 'bicycle' thing just yet...

    LMAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hammerfest View Post
    I mean, Dubya crashing on a Segway was at least somewhat understandable in that the Segway was a relatively recent invention. Bicycles, in contrast, have been around for over 200 years...
    Why you acting like you’ve never heard of a person getting their foot stuck in the toe clip before? Have you ever ridden a bike? This can happen to literally anyone, regardless of age. I’ve sure af done it.
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    I, for one, am heartened for Biden's chances if all they can drum up about him is "man falls off bicycle, be outraged"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Winter Blossom View Post
    Why you acting like you’ve never heard of a person getting their foot stuck in the toe clip before? Have you ever ridden a bike? This can happen to literally anyone, regardless of age. I’ve sure af done it.
    Couldn't happen to Trump, 'cuz he's too smert to try and ride a bike in the first place!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winter Blossom View Post
    Why you acting like you’ve never heard of a person getting their foot stuck in the toe clip before? Have you ever ridden a bike? This can happen to literally anyone, regardless of age. I’ve sure af done it.
    He's never ridden a bike, he's scared of falling off the edge of the world

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    Reminds me of Bush hitting his head on a table after falling and people joking that Cheney was abusing him. Anyways, Biden is almost 80 and is still capable of being active. That's a fairly big accomplishment. Although, maybe he should think about just taking walks. And not running in '24. And a few other things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winter Blossom View Post
    Why you acting like you’ve never heard of a person getting their foot stuck in the toe clip before? Have you ever ridden a bike? This can happen to literally anyone, regardless of age. I’ve sure af done it.
    Because he believes the earth is flat. Dude is a right wing shill and conspiracy theorist. Common sense is not part of his makeup.

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    It's no surprise to me that a man who can't walk up stairs and can't walk from point A to point B without following his wife would have trouble just staying on a bicycle when it's not even moving.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hammerfest View Post
    It's no surprise to me that a man who can't walk up stairs and can't walk from point A to point B without following his wife would have trouble just staying on a bicycle when it's not even moving.
    I know, as a flatearther you probably don't believe in things like gyroscopic forces either, but a bicycle will actually tip a lot more easily while standing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hammerfest View Post
    It's no surprise to me that a man who can't walk up stairs and can't walk from point A to point B without following his wife would have trouble just staying on a bicycle when it's not even moving.
    Bro, your guy literally couldn't walk a few hundred meters and needed to ride a golf cart. And also had problems walking down a slight incline.

    Find another hill, Hamburger Hill ain't the hill to die on.

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    I raaaan! Down the raaamp!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hammerfest View Post
    It's no surprise to me that a man who can't walk up stairs and can't walk from point A to point B without following his wife would have trouble just staying on a bicycle when it's not even moving.
    Hey, look, it's a liar. Lying his ass off. Because he has nothing to do but try and chuck a rhetorical Molotov into the conversation, not realizing he soaked himself in vodka in the process.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Edge- View Post
    Bro, your guy literally couldn't walk a few hundred meters and needed to ride a golf cart. And also had problems walking down a slight incline.

    Find another hill, Hamburger Hill ain't the hill to die on.
    Remind me which guy was "my guy" again please, Mister Mod.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Endus View Post
    Hey, look, it's a liar. Lying his ass off. Because he has nothing to do but try and chuck a rhetorical Molotov into the conversation, not realizing he soaked himself in vodka in the process.
    Here's the footage again, since you obviously missed it.



    As you can plainly see, the bike wasn't moving when he dropped.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hammerfest View Post
    Here's the footage again, since you obviously missed it.

    As you can plainly see, the bike wasn't moving when he dropped.
    Oh, the lie wasn't that he fell off his bike. He did. Everyone does, at some point, if they bike at all. Especially when it's at a stop, and you don't have gyroscopic forces keeping you upright.

    The lie was the claim that Biden can't walk up stairs or has to follow his wife around. That was you spewing garbage-tier horse shit because you have no shame whatsoever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hammerfest View Post
    Remind me which guy was "my guy" again please, Mister Mod.

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    Here's the footage again, since you obviously missed it.

    As you can plainly see, the bike wasn't moving when he dropped.
    I can't believe we've reached the point in Biden Derangement Syndrome that you're obsessed with a dude on a bike.

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    I once tripped over a hole when I was 17. I also onve fell and put a dent into a wall. Ive fallen down / up the stairs in my house a few times. I also cant ride a bike worth crap. Clearly, Im actually an 80 year old, and not 30+.

    Point being, trips and falls are a perfectly normal part of the human condition. They may be more concerning for older poeple due to injury risk, but its normal. Whats not normal is not being able to lift a glass with one hand, or walk down a ramp without help / being slow.
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  17. #15137
    Quote Originally Posted by Hammerfest View Post
    It's no surprise to me that a man who can't walk up stairs and can't walk from point A to point B without following his wife would have trouble just staying on a bicycle when it's not even moving.
    His foot got caught on the peddle. Trump can't even stand upright, or drink water with 1 hand, or walk DOWN a fucking ramp without help. Trump would never be able to ride a bike, he can barely drive a golf cart.

    Not fucking surprising you are peddling bullshit crap like this.

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    Man, I really wish people would stop explaining that "humans fall sometimes" to the troll... He knows. He's doing this shit on purpose. Like he always does.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hammerfest View Post
    It's no surprise to me that a man who can't walk up stairs and can't walk from point A to point B without following his wife would have trouble just staying on a bicycle when it's not even moving.
    There are things you can bash Biden for, but going in on this bike thing is just flat out stupid and shows bad faith posting. His foot got caught in the bike peddle and he fell over, like it is something that can easily occur to anyone. I am a foot dragger and there are times I am not paying attention and fail to see the small crack or w/e and almost eat shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hammerfest View Post
    As you can plainly see, the bike wasn't moving when he dropped.
    Shouldn't you be worried about the giant turtle that holds the flat earth on its back?

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