https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1730040394883191221
We might have finally found Dark Brandon's own #DijonGate!
Thanks to Jesse Watters, who still seems to be struggling to fit into Tucker's former spot and deliver the kind of incisive criticisms and incendiary rhetoric Tucker and Bill did before him.
First off, apparently he has a thing against men using straws. The pursing of the lips, wrapping them around such a dainty little thing. The underlying homophobia is so thick it's suffocating. Straws are for women and children (is he a groomer?!), apparentely.
Well, Dark Brandon used a straw while sipping a drink while shopping, and a big honkin straw, too. A thick, girthy lookin one with stripes and everything. That's bad.
Now surely this isn't a completely serious dig, though it's genuinely hard to tell when Fox hosts are "joking" vs. when they're serious as none of them are remotely funny (sorry, Greg Gutfield, you've never been funny).
But all the same: Just a reminder of how Dark Brandon has dramatically overdelivered on a boring, scandal-free presidency so far.