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    woman puts gorilla glue spray in hair, hospital cant get it out



    i feel so sad for her. she's been hospitalized for a few hours last night and still they couldn't get it out
    "You know you that bitch when you cause all this conversation."

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    not sure what that is for strength, but very toxic i'd imagine to have near skin for a month...i suppose they need hair to grow a little, n then cut it all off?

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    Hmf...wd-40..

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    Rubbing alcohol and a lot of work and patience. Probably going to ruin her hair, but at least it'll be out.

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    Hot soapy water and massaging usually works to loosen it from skin when it is hardened. Denatured alcohol or acetone can help too, you will need to use plenty of moisturiser afterwards. No idea about hair though, they might have to wait a week and then shave it off.
    Last edited by Butler to Baby Sloths; 2021-02-07 at 02:58 PM.

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    Wtf is wrong with people

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    New year has just started little more than a month ago and we already have winner of of Darwin Award..

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    Quote Originally Posted by markos82 View Post
    New year has just started little more than a month ago and we already have winner of of Darwin Award..
    I don't think she is dying from it, is she?
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    Money laundering, especially prior to his election? I couldn't give a flying fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Santti View Post
    I don't think she is dying from it, is she?
    And we already had taser-myself January 6th, http://www.womensystems.com/2021/01/...ards-have.html

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    wtf is she doing? is she stupid? why would you put glue in your hair?

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    I don’t feel bad if anyone is that stupid #darwinalwayswins

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    Stupid person does something stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Santti View Post
    I don't think she is dying from it, is she?
    You don't have to die to win an award... Puttinf glue on your hair and head at least makes you a contender

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    Quote Originally Posted by markos82 View Post
    You don't have to die to win an award... Puttinf glue on your hair and head at least makes you a contender
    Sorry to be a downer, but no. Darwin Award is for people who remove themselves from the gene pool in a stupid manner. She did not lose her ability to get children, thus no Darwin Award. Not even a nomination. And true, you don't have to die for it. But that's how it usually goes with Darwin Awards.

    https://darwinawards.com/

    A fun set of examples. It's a prestigious award (for the rest of us, I guess). Don't cheapen it!
    Quote Originally Posted by Ransath View Post
    Money laundering, especially prior to his election? I couldn't give a flying fuck.

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    Probably learned to do it from a tiktok.
    Time to shave that head

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    Play stupid games win stupid prizes

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    Oopsy, mistakes are a part of life. She needs to consult with a chemist more than a doctor. There are solvents for any relevant substance such as those found in Gorilla Glue but she just needs to find one that is less toxic than the glue itself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rustedsaint View Post
    Time to shave that head
    How? If your hair is rock-hard then your hair strands can't get in between the two blades of a hair clipper.
    Last edited by PC2; 2021-02-07 at 05:49 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PC2 View Post
    Oopsy, mistakes are a part of life. She needs to consult with a chemist more than a doctor. There are solvents for any relevant substance such as those found in Gorilla Glue but she just needs to find one that is less toxic than the glue itself.

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    How? If your hair is rock-hard then your hair strands can't get in between the two blades of a hair clipper.
    It's worse than that. It's essentially epoxied to her head. Now, it's possible enough sweat and time will create enough room for it to be cut off. From what I can tell you couldn't even shave that head if you tried.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sugarcube View Post
    wtf is she doing? is she stupid? why would you put glue in your hair?
    She usually used stuff called Göt2b Glued Spray and was out so she grabbed the first glue spray she saw and used it. It just happened to be gorilla glue spray...

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    She'll just have to wait for her skin to grow and flake off I guess.

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    The saga of Gorilla Glue Girl was all I was about for like 4 hours of the day on Saturday.

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