It's not my intention! I just want more videos of pathetic, out of shape middle-aged dudes gently bumping chests and screaming sweet nothings at each other before the fists start flyin, the chests start heavin, and the person filming screams "WORLD STARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" like their life depends on it.
If folks are gonna fight over stupid shit, it'd better at least be for our collective entertainment. As is, this is just a depressing tragedy.