Matt Gaetz Is Said to Be Investigated Over Possible Sexual Relationship With a Girl,

[Poopymonster]

Is her name Alberta, by any chance?

Does she live in Vancouver?

[Edge-]

https://talkingpointsmemo.com/muckra...line-greenberg

Overall explainer on Gaetz political career, but one interesting and meaningless tidbit -

August 30, 2018: Palmer Luckey, brother of Gaetz’s future fiancée and tech millionaire, donates $2,700 to Gaetz’s reelection campaign.

Had no clue Gaetz was involved with Luckey's sister or that he threw money at Gaetz...but from what I know of Luckey that makes sense.

[Milchshake]

https://talkingpointsmemo.com/muckra...line-greenberg

Overall explainer on Gaetz political career, but one interesting and meaningless tidbit -



Had no clue Gaetz was involved with Luckey's sister or that he threw money at Gaetz...but from what I know of Luckey that makes sense.

Does she also take Apple Pay? Some lonely bros want to know.

Also ... a few years back. The lead engineer at Occulus was busted for soliciting a minor at SeaTac. What a coincidence!


I posted it here back then. There were very angry comments from tech bros and "not Trump supporters". WHy WOuldD YoU pOSt that here?1?

I mean, it's a gaming forum. Occulus makes gaming hardware ... allegedly.

[Draco-Onis]

Why...oh why did you have to say that??
Or...maybe you were deliberately trying for a "jinx" moment...

Technically they already have a few child killing mass murderers that Trump pardoned on his way out. I am sure these guys are going to get some cozy consulting GOP jobs. A few serial killers would fit right into the party platform.

[D Luniz]

Technically they already have a few child killing mass murderers that Trump pardoned on his way out. I am sure these guys are going to get some cozy consulting GOP jobs. A few serial killers would fit right into the party platform.

there is still a possibility that Ted Cruz will become one thinking that no one would believe he would try to become the zodiac killer we all claimed him to be

[Mihalik]

Ladies and gentlefolk. The party of "law and order" and "family values". Roflmaotopkeklol.

[Ripster42]

To me, Gaetz has the look of a shady used car salesman. I thought Trump was supposed to have cleaned up the swamp? Guess he just moved other swamp water back in.

Gaetz is a mix of Dorian in 'The Mask', Butthead, and an orange.

Yo, why is a tax collector getting emergency ID's issued for Federal Reps.? Is that something tax collectors normally do?

I don't know if this was rhetorical or not, but it's one of the things Greenberg has been charged with.

[pathora44]

Ladies and gentlefolk. The party of "law and order" and "family values". Roflmaotopkeklol.

Don't forget they are suppose to be the party that brings down the giant Democrat run shadow cabal that kidnaps and rapes children and feeds on their blood for mystical sustenance. Yet, uh oh spaghettio's we have one of those defenders of children everywhere and fervent defender of Trump is in fact trafficking and diddling minors. CUE THE SHOCKED FRY MEME!

[Poopymonster]

Don't forget they are suppose to be the party that brings down the giant Democrat run shadow cabal that kidnaps and rapes children and feeds on their blood for mystical sustenance. Yet, uh oh spaghettio's we have one of those defenders of children everywhere and fervent defender of Trump is in fact trafficking and diddling minors. CUE THE SHOCKED FRY MEME!

"Well you see Your Honor, I had to transport that virgin underage woman across state lines for consenual copulation with an underage woman to save her from the satanic hedonistic sacrifice perpetrated by the deep state liberal government."

....You had to bring a child to you and then rape them to prevent the democrats from doing raping the child?

"Well yes Your Honor, if she's not a virgin when the ritual starts, our lizard god wouldn't accept the sacrifice."

Our?

"Their. I meant their your honor."

[Felya]

Don't forget they are suppose to be the party that brings down the giant Democrat run shadow cabal that kidnaps and rapes children and feeds on their blood for mystical sustenance.

Yes, but they elected Epstein’s buddy as president, while saying this. Q is less a conspiracy, but more of a unwitting support of a political party. It’s a conspiracy theory, where you can imagine a black board, with strings going picture to picture... their only rule is that if a string ever touches a Republican, its evidence of trying to silence them.

9/11 truthers, as an example, they primarily focused on one party, due to Bush family history in office and Chainy’s direct corporate ties to military industrial complex. But, none of it painted Democrats as heroes... none of it is about Democrats trying to save America from big oil... none of it is about electing democrats. Flat earthers, don’t support any party at all. Floride, chem trails and even gay frogs... do not have a campaign slogan at the end.

You have to go to turn of the previous century, to encounter similar conspiracy theory, that did have specific political motivation. I’m going to call them rabbits, since everyone knows who I am talking about and I don’t want to attract rabbits to defend rabbits... but, rabbits dropped panflits all over Europe, trying to convince people that the rabbit future is not just inevitable, but dictated by a greater power. The main rabbit, let’s call him Huggs Bunny... literally defined him self as the savior of all rabbits, while reinforcing conspiracy theories, whose natural vagueness was an invitation to take the role of savior.

Huggs Bunny never had anything to offer his people, it’s why the conspiracy theories. It’s why the Trump rabbit depends on it as well...

[Daedius]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/polit...?ocid=msedgntp
*since the NYT one might be paywalled*

Its funny how for all Qanon's claims of wanting to go after pedophiles, they back the GOP, which just keeps getting outed as being the monsters they claim to hunt

Projecting is a very common theme among advocates of whatever they're against in attempts to deflect attention away from them.

[Lenonis]

No, that’s incorrect. It has a separate legal definition.

And the legal one is all that matters. The rest is up to the couple. Making a moral case out of marriage is why things like gay marriage took so long to legalize.

There are also legal ramifications for committing adultery depending on where you live.

In civil court not criminal court. And some of those states the law isn't used.

Many people also view marriage as a strictly monogamous relationship regardless of its legal definition.

and many people view marriage as between a man and a woman regardless of its legal definition. I don't care what opinions people have about a legal arrangement.

And, again, the GOP are still a family values party. They might not believe in it and their voters might not care about it but it’s still very much a part of their “brand”.

fine. Go after them for being hypocrites. That's totally fair. But to make a blanket statement that you need to divorce before having an open marriage or non traditional arrangement is applying a moral standard that doesn't actual exist.

[Mihalik]

Men wish to be special. Getting to be a woman's first sexual partner translates to being special to that woman in their mind.

I'm pretty sure actually being able to give a woman an orgasm would make one a fuckton more special, alas I might be wrong.

[Muzjhath]

I'm pretty sure actually being able to give a woman an orgasm would make one a fuckton more special, alas I might be wrong.

You are wrong, in thinking that the men who want virgins want women who enjoy sex.

[Easo]

You are wrong, in thinking that the men who want virgins want women who enjoy sex.

To specify, they want virgins who are also somehow good at sex. Good does not imply fun for woman in question, of course.

[Shadowferal]

I can explain this because being as small minded as I am has given me insights into the thought processes of even more small minded people that myself. Men wish to be special. Getting to be a woman's first sexual partner translates to being special to that woman in their mind.

Well, no one forgets their first... I'll grant you that much.

[draynay]

I'm pretty sure actually being able to give a woman an orgasm would make one a fuckton more special, alas I might be wrong.

They have to work within what is possible.

[Karreck]

To specify, they want virgins who are also somehow good at sex. Good does not imply fun for woman in question, of course.

The Whore/Madonna dichotomy is strong with conservative men.

[Breccia]

The Whore/Madonna dichotomy is strong with conservative men.

I mean, it's likely she wouldn't have had such an impact if she hadn't made videos like Papa Don't Preach or...oh. That's not what you meant, is it?

On topic: it's been my opinion that "I want a virgin" is a polite way of saying "I suck at sex, so I need someone who's never had it so I don't fail by comparison". I'd go so far as to theorize "when paying for a child to have sex with, virgins cost more" but there's no way I'm doing the research to put that in my search history.

[solinari6]

On topic: it's been my opinion that "I want a virgin" is a polite way of saying "I suck at sex, so I need someone who's never had it so I don't fail by comparison". I'd go so far as to theorize "when paying for a child to have sex with, virgins cost more" but there's no way I'm doing the research to put that in my search history.

I always thought it was more like:

I have a tiny dick, so I need someone who's never had a bigger one by comparison