World of Warcraft Patch 9.0.5.0.5

[Teucer]

Mage patch notes should be

- We've uncapped their uncapped Fire mage AoE as we felt their damage was undertuned

[Snowho]

You know the content draught is real when I was so excited about The Winter Queen’s Gambit raid until I reached the second line and realized it was a joke.
And yes, I forgot today was 1st of April.

[Eapoe]

Not as good as some years, but I still got a good chuckle at some of these. 6/10.

[Gaidax]

Wand Vision: "Developers’ note: While this is available to all classes, Wand Vision will only really make sense to you if you’ve seen and remember small details from most of our other content over the last 15 years."

*chuckle*

[Bombercloner]

More content in the april fool's joke than the actual game. lol

[Elise the Seeker]

Since we get these 'patchnotes' every year they've lost a little of their bite. But the World Buff to End all worldbuffs made me laugh.

They're no longer making fun of the issues that classes have been complaining about, which is a good change imo.

[Irian]

Might be a debbie downer here, but I just didn't really find this one funny at all. Maybe it's because I'm not currently playing, but...I understood all the jokes, I just didn't laugh.

I dunno, I felt like they had a little more bite in past years, I think that's what always made me laugh. The self-jabs and jabs at the game's community are pretty scarce.

[Frolk]

Less time spent writing these April's fools jokes, and more time fixing the game.

Ye, damn devs forced to write these notes instead of working on 9.1, taking up their precious time.

[Biomega]

This really isn't all that funny. The joke patchnote shtick has really gotten stale after a decade of doing effectively the same thing.

Boring.

[Declaron]

They're no longer making fun of the issues that classes have been complaining about, which is a good change imo.

Mage
No changes needed.

/10chars....

[De Lupe]

Got a good chuckle out of all the Rogue ones.

[TheRevenantHero]

This would have been funny if all this didn't sound better than what is actually in Shadowlands.

[Jujudrood]

This "joke" cost us a raid tier.

[rrayy]

World of Warcraft Patch 9.0.5.0.5

Druid

• Rake no longer smacks you in the face when you step on it.

Sideshow Bob approves!

[Acelius]

Wouldn't it be fun if they actually implemented these changes just for April 1st?

[Gravity2015]

Ye, damn devs forced to write these notes instead of working on 9.1, taking up their precious time.

Re-read the Druid talent update to Rake, o refuse to believe you didn’t laugh or grin lol that was pure gold

[GUZ]

I dont know why they still waste their time doing these dumb April fools posts. The joke hasn’t worked in years.

[vian]

People: "OMG they aren't even putting time and effort into these anymore."
Also, people: "OMG why are they putting so much time and effort into this instead of into 9.1?!"

Classic forum.

Feel free to buy in to everything they spew out, Im not going to try and stop you.

[Phuongvi]

The Classsic joke about the world buff is sarcastically true

[Duneczan]

Ya'll moanin' and groanin' about 'bad game, bad comments, bad fake patch notes, uncreative patch notes, why did they waste our time patch notes, the sky is blue and the moon is falling'. Me? I just want to pet my felhunter and tell him he's a goodboi.

Who's a goodboi, Neejhom is. Yes he is, such a good boy.