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    Lightbulb 16 year old girl is trying to seduce me

    I'm 33 years old and live in an apartment complex and I frequent the community jacuzzi after I'm done in the gym, usually around 9 PM or so. Lately there has been a young girl who has been going there almost at the same times I do alone.

    What made this situation awkward is that she wears extremely skimpy bikinis and is always trying to chat me up, and sometimes she will stand up and pretend to be grabbing for something while she literally points her butt at me in plain view.

    I'm not going to pretend that she isn't attractive, she's definitely one of those girls you see that you know will be "stunners" later on.

    What would you all do if you were in my situation?
    Milk was a bad choice.


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    I'm sorry, are we meant to believe both that this story is true and that you are incapable of ignoring the "advances" of a child?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron Burgundy View Post
    What would you all do if you were in my situation?
    Try checking age of consent in your area then proceed accordingly
    Lives matter

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    Just be a responsible adult...don't be an ass; be nice, but clearly rebuff her if her advances extend beyond general flirtatiousness.
    "We must make our choice. We may have democracy, or we may have wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both."
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    Wait 2 years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron Burgundy View Post
    What would you all do if you were in my situation?
    Not lie on a World of Warcraft fan site for attention. Plenty of other posters get by without lying.

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    wait when did apartment complexes get community jacuzzis. Am I poor?

    Ron you are going to jail buddy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Calfredd View Post
    Not lie on a World of Warcraft fan site for attention. Plenty of other posters get by without lying.
    I am NOT lying. I live in a beach community in Southern California and it's summer. I don't think I am the only one this has ever happened to.
    Milk was a bad choice.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron Burgundy View Post
    I am NOT lying. I live in a beach community in Southern California and it's summer. I don't think I am the only one this has ever happened to.
    Age of consent is 18 in california. Not cool
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron Burgundy View Post
    I am NOT lying. I live in a beach community in Southern California and it's summer. I don't think I am the only one this has ever happened to.
    Jail time and lifelong unemployment awaits. Does that sound worth it?
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    True, I was just bored and tired but you are correct.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Azadina View Post
    Jail time and lifelong unemployment awaits. Does that sound worth it?
    To somone with that avatar? Id expect that would be a dream come true.

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    Is not hard. Is quite simple.

    No idea why you made this thread (>_<)

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    She's a child mate, you just leave well alone, there are words to describe people that dont

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    I find this thread is skirting sensitive, if not forbidden, topics. I'm not waiting to see where it goes from here.

    Edit: I was too vague in my original closing statement. The thread was discussing a potential relationship that would qualify as pedophilia in a number of jurisdisctions, including the one the original poster claims to reside in.
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