Old: So I said, "Yeah, but that'll cost you extra."
New: So I said, "You can't afford me."
Old: Five seconds. I'm not kidding!
New: It's always over so quickly.
Old: He asked if the imp could join in--can you believe it? Actually, it wasn't half bad....
New: I can't help but tell them I'm out of their league.
Old: They fall asleep after. Me, I fall asleep during....
New: Is it too much to ask for a little excitement?
Old: I've been very, very naughty....
New: Someone's been very naughty!
Old: Enough foreplay. Let's get down to business.
New: Let's get down to business.
Old: It's a great assignment, yeah, but "all looking and no touching" gets old after a while.
New: This really is a great assignment. Everyone is so stunning!
Old: I believe I was showing my motorcycle to some hot babes at the time.
New: I believe I was showing my motorcycle to some fans of mine at the time.
Old: Go water my Huge Melons, further down the path!
New: Go water my Melons, further down the path!
Old: Water my Huge Melons!
New: Water my Melons!
Old: Yes! A song about the lore and all the lessons we can learn from it all. Sounds exciting, doesn't it?$b$bBut... we're still working on it. Chadrik seems easily distracted lately. Is there something on my tabard?
New: Yes! A song about the lore and all the lessons we can learn from it all. Sounds exciting, doesn't it?$b$bBut... we're still working on it.
Old: Greetings, $r. I am the sworn protector of Watcher Megana. She has special gifts that I... uh, our leaders... greatly admire, and must be guarded closely.
New: Greetings, $r. I am the sworn protector of Watcher Megana.