@Shadowferal has a working one
Putin says there is "progress" and Macron is "hopeful".
Well, if nothing else at least we got some good memes about Putin and Macron being unable to hear each other across that stupidly large table.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-60297732
You and others here would've probably noticed by now, the recent extra ridiculous gas bills we've been getting around here. Shit is over the roof as is, so why should any of us in Germany be forced to deal with American nonsensical meddling with Nord stream 2, and for what exactly? The US doesn't get to be energy independent while telling others that aren't, who and who not to trade with.
Russia is as much, if not more beneficial to Germany than the US is right now. Fuck listening to any of that bullshit from Biden right now. Not even NATO is worth such headaches.

Sure, you can always try to reduce it to that. I'd agree with you if it was a number of certain well-known posters. But the criticism stands. Joe Biden has no say in what deals Germany does or doesn't participate in. It is not his place to threaten with the end of NorthStream. He overstepped, simple as that.
In a hypothetic situation, would you be ok if our Bundeskanzler announced the end of a US arms deal with (insert country) if said country invaded their neighbor? Probably not. You might ask your government to do so, you might not be ok with the said arms deal, but a foreign leader interfering with any other nation's trade deals is just wrong.
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Sure. I'd be fine with that. As soon as there's a feasible alternative, go for it. Heck, build new nuclear power plants. But as long as 'burning shit' is the best option to reliably heat our homes in winter I'll take cheap Russian gas over expensive US gas every day. 'Principles' are not worth people not being able to afford their heating bill.
Fair enough. And no, I don't. Nor dependent on anybody else. Not in crucial supplies.
There's no feasible alternative to dealing with him. If you know an affordable solution to our heating predicament, fire away. I'd be curious to hear it. If you'd like to convince my idiotic government that dropping Nuclear power was stupid, be my guest. I'm all for that.
Also, what do you mean 'wants to deal...?' We're already dealing with 'Putin'. We have been for decades. There are already two major pipelines supplying Germany (and others, I'd assume) with Russian gas. It's not like NorthStream provides something new. Just more of it. It's a fact curiously absent from the discussion.
There is no affordable solutions Germans will have to get used to paying more until long term solutions are established. The German government may not have any choice but to bring nuclear power back, it was dumb to cut back on that to begin. It's simply not smart or a good long term plan to be dependent on Russia or any country. Germany should be aiming for energy independence every country should.
Like having to scramble last minute because Russia <insert situation which they cut off the gas> happens, you can keep the Russian gas but your country should be laser focused on being energy independent or have viable alternatives set up. It's cheaper in the long run and more reliable it's a no brainer when it comes to domestic investment.