2022-2023 NFL Thread

[Slowpoke is a Gamer]

Once again the NFL proving you can be literally falling over on the field and if you're a superstar QB they'll let you keep playing.

[Vetali]

Once again the NFL proving you can be literally falling over on the field and if you're a superstar QB they'll let you keep playing.

Apparently it was his back, but who knows.

[MCMLXXXII]

Bills play in the red zone is abysmal.

[Grube]

Wentz only sacked 9 times. I'm still convinced he plays with his eyes closed.

Colts beating the Chiefs makes no sense based on how both teams played the first 2 weeks.

[MCMLXXXII]

This Bills v Miami game is hilarious

[Grube]

Having 90? offensive plays and only getting 17 points out of it is really impressive.

[draynay]

Mac Jones injured on a meaningless late game play.

[Crissi]

Micah having such horrible allergies he ends up on the list of potential injury / illness report is just typical cowboys. Fuck Texas in the spring / fall though. He should prob get allergy shots.

[Northern Goblin]

Why are the Raiders 0-2 and losing to Tennessee?

I projected them to be so much better.

Defence couldn't stop a paper bag in a breeze the entire first half, and turned the game into a shootout.

Then certain players just failed to show up.

[eschatological]

This is me ranting after the game:

Tua got clearly concussed
5:35 PM
literally almost fell over trying to walk back to the huddle
5:35 PM
and was then cleared for the 2nd half
5:36 PM
Oh, and our injuries going into the game? We lost one of the rookie CBs to a hand injury, had to play an undrafted rookie just elevated off the PS, and we lost the entire right side of our offensive line
5:36 PM
we were down to our 3rd string center by the end of the game
5:37 PM
Diggs, Knox and McKenzie out for extended periods because of heat exhaustion
5:37 PM
it was an entire shitshow, and we still only lost by 2
5:38 PM
we outgained them 497 yards to 230 something...Tua had 186 yards passing, and like 75 of it was on two plays to Waddle on one drive against our PS CB
5:38 PM
outside of those two Waddle catches, we held Tyreek for 2 for 33, Waddle 2 for 35. Giesecki had like one catch, our defense played great, considering
5:38 PM
our offensive just kept shooting itself in the foot

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Oh and also Melvin Ingram is a piece of shit who literally kicked Josh Allen in the groin in one play (not flagged), and Wilkins kicked him in the groin in a pile which led to Josh ripping off his helmet (Josh flagged for unsportsmanlike, which is fine, can't retaliate). These Dolphins players dirty as hell but they want to complain that our guy let up, gave Tua a light shove (definitively late, was definitely a penalty), and then the kid almost broke himself. If Josh Allen bounces up after that play, no flag ever.

[Grube]

The Seahawks and Falcons both have bad enough defenses to make each others offenses look competent.

Unless the Chargers come back, looking like all of the AFCW will lose.

[Northern Goblin]

Unless the Chargers come back, looking like all of the AFCW will lose.

The Chargers will need one hell of a comeback to manage that.

The AFCW is certainly not living up to its preseason hype.

[Grube]

The AFCW is certainly not living up to its preseason hype.

I never understood the hype. The Chargers are still the Chargers, Raiders have Josh McDaniels plus a bad defense and Denver had a huge question mark with coaching and lack a lot at some positions.

[Northern Goblin]

The Chargers playing Herbert right until their last drive is mindboggling.

[Vetali]

Broncos offense looks very familiar.

[Kn83]

So nothing has changed lol

[Slowpoke is a Gamer]

Well Packers managed to survive a sequence that if this were January they'd have given up the 2 point, lost the OT coin flip, and let Brady take it down the field.

Nice to see, but again do it in January.

Great to see Doubs is getting his chance, hopefully by the time Watkins is off IR he'll have been firmly supplanted as the #2 option.

[Grube]

Not sure what is worse. Wilson taking a sack for holding the ball too long, or not changing the play on a draw with an obvious free runner that was going to get there as soon as the ball is handed off. Everyone else saw that coming, but he didn't.

Not sure I have ever seen someone throw a pick 6, but get bailed out because their foot was out of the back of the endzone. Both of these offenses are kind of embarrassing.

[Northern Goblin]

Jimmy G just bailed out Orlovsky right there.

[Slowpoke is a Gamer]

Well that is something I have not seen before. Safety for backpeddling out of the endzone.