Oscars slap.

[draynay]

You were being made fun of for a dumb as shit take.

I didn't even give a take, you boobs.

[Vegas82]

Cause it was an attack and billions of people are able to not attack someone when their spouse is upset? Do those billions not love their spouses?


You need to know someone personally to make a comment on something they did? Oh I guess I shouldn't call Putin a dickbag then since I don't personally know him even though everything that has been observed so far seems to indicate he is one.

No, but you’re the one describing the state of their relationship in detail. Clearly you know them personally to know where they’re at.

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that's not that word means, Jesus Christ some of you need to log off.

Really? Please, enlighten me. You’re the one saying words don’t mean what they do, and when people show you their definition you pretend they’re an asshole… but do go on.

[Shadowferal]

I feel as if I'm reading a script for an old Three Stooges short.

[Milchshake]

I didn't even give a take, you boobs.

I thought it was a sarcastic take on Whoopi, so I just riffed on that.

[downnola]

Not a good thing… but I’m sure most of us appreciate the memes that came from it.

There were some bangers on the first night but the internet managed to wear it out over the course of a day.

[Rozz]

There were some bangers on the first night but the internet managed to wear it out over the course of a day.

Best ones I've seen are either Jojo related or Eren using paths to tell Smith to smack Rock

[Evil Midnight Bomber]

So you’re saying the slap was a good thing?

I think it gave people something to talk about. I think next year people will watch in hopes for more crazy shit.

[TheramoreIsTheBomb]

I don't see how someone can support assault because a man is 'protecting his marriage'?!?!?!

[draynay]

I thought it was a sarcastic take on Whoopi, so I just riffed on that.

I'm not really familiar with what she says unless it involves downplaying the Holocaust. I complain about people being ignorant about the incident but I guess I'm ignorant regarding what people have said about it before.

I just think people are ignorant about what happened. Not just using "alleged" for what is definitely not "alleged" but also the ridiculousness of the legal proceedings where judges and lawyers put their own chance of fame ahead of justice. Maybe seeing it invoked for internet argument reasons just rankles me.

[UnifiedDivide]

Imagine if this didn't happen. Not a single person here would give a fuck about the Oscars.

Meanwhile, their viewership skyrocketed after it happened, as did tickets to see Chris Rock. Funny that. Hopefully he'll have decent jokes for them.

[Glorious Leader]

I don't see how someone can support assault because a man is 'protecting his marriage'?!?!?!

Thats the real take away from this. Will Smith assaulted a man in full view of millions and walked off scott free.

[DarkAmbient]

I don't see how someone can support assault because a man is 'protecting his marriage'?!?!?!

I think some of it is people with self esteem issues/fantasies about being a tough guy living vicariously through Smith's actions.

[Shadowferal]

I think some of it is people with self esteem issues/fantasies about being a tough guy living vicariously through Smith's actions.

Maybe that's why Chris Rock refused to press charges.

[Edge-]

I think some of it is people with self esteem issues/fantasies about being a tough guy living vicariously through Smith's actions.

He became an unwilling conservative superstar overnight for standing up for his wife and being a alpha male.

I sure never had, "Will Smith, conservative superstar" on my bingo card for 2022.

[Rozz]

He became an unwilling conservative superstar overnight for standing up for his wife and being a alpha male.

I sure never had, "Will Smith, conservative superstar" on my bingo card for 2022.

I never thought I'd see OJ comment on battery, but here we go lmfao

[Soulwind]

He became an unwilling conservative superstar overnight for standing up for his wife and being a alpha male.

I sure never had, "Will Smith, conservative superstar" on my bingo card for 2022.

Weird that it's coming from the crowd who says that "you can't tell a joke these days without offending someone".




Sorry, I'll go make a scarecrow somewhere else with my strawman.

[Edge-]

I never thought I'd see OJ comment on battery, but here we go lmfao

Has anyone checked in with Ja Rule yet? We haven't had a "complete take" until someone has run up Ja Rule.

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Weird that it's coming from the crowd who says that "you can't tell a joke these days without offending someone".

Ideological or logical consistency has never been this crowds strong suit.

[dextersmith]

The event bothers me because nothing excuses violence, especially when it’s a little guy getting hit by a big guy who’s promoting toxic masculinity, but then said offender was able to get up and give a tearful speech to a massive ovation with millions watching after utterly ruining the giant effort put together to make a show where he won an award.

That teary speech deserves its own oscar. He was so remorseful and ashamed that he apologized to everyone except Rock. Photos of the after party showed Smith was pretty over it. Apologizing the next day only because he knew he's in shit.

[Edge-]

That teary speech deserves its own oscar. He was so remorseful and ashamed that he apologized to everyone except Rock. Photos of the after party showed Smith was pretty over it. Apologizing the next day only because he knew he's in shit.

I just wanna know the conversation his publicist had with him. That must have been pretty spicy.

"Will, what the fuck have you done. Do you realize how much harder you've made my job and how much more you're going to need to pay me for this shit?"

[Shadowferal]

Opinion polls are amusingly contradictory