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  1. #321
    Quote Originally Posted by Winter Blossom View Post
    I listened to her testimony yesterday and briefly today, and it’s just very fake and over-dramatic. She keeps looking at the jury and trying to appeal to their emotions, like she’s acting (not surprising). And she has to cause her entire defense lacks evidence, unlike Depp.
    I watched about 20 minutes of and it was kinda odd, Her lawyer asked her about the first time he abused her, she said it changed her life and she would never forget. Then told her story with some very strange details, and the lawyer asked what had happened next, she said "I'm not sure."

    I don't really know how the jury is gonna rule, don't really care honestly too much, but the video I watched After the testimony said she fired her PR team so I don't think this is all going well for her. And well, his career is tattered or he wouldn't be suing.

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    I don't know guys. Yesterday she said she was sitting on the edge of the sofa. Then not even a minute later she said she was sitting on the floor looking at the dirty rug. I know bad acting when I see it.

  3. #323
    Been watching her testimony, it's painful to watch.

    It's a tall order, but she might be a worse actor than Tommy Wiseau.
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  4. #324
    Quote Originally Posted by Snowflakesz View Post
    It's a tall order, but she might be a worse actor than Tommy Wiseau.
    Man, if Tommy was a mean guy he should totally take you to court for this slander. But Tommy's a very nice guy and is happy to accept criticism of his Academy Award-worthy acting skills.

  5. #325
    Quote Originally Posted by Snowflakesz View Post
    It's a tall order, but she might be a worse actor than Tommy Wiseau.
    I reckon her Golden Raspberry for next year is sewn up.

  6. #326
    Quote Originally Posted by Winter Blossom View Post
    I listened to her testimony yesterday and briefly today, and it’s just very fake and over-dramatic. She keeps looking at the jury and trying to appeal to their emotions, like she’s acting (not surprising). And she has to cause her entire defense lacks evidence, unlike Depp.
    Please note my post was pre-amber testimony. Also, I do not disagree with your point here.

    Now watching the 2nd day… she is clearly just acting…

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    Depp knew exactly what he was doing with this trial. Statistically he probably won't win. He is going to win in the court opinion though, which is what this thing is about anyway, one party claiming the other ruined their public image.

    He'll get the stain from his name removed. Head's actin skills will be scrutinized. Probably won't land any drama gigs any time soon. Assuming she is telling the truth, she is still trying to ham up her testimony, it's obvious and awkward.

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    I have to deal with and document a lot of bruised in my day. She has the fastest healing bruises I've ever seen. A gahdamn superpower.
    She describes the most horrific physical abuse encounters with Depp... then shows the pictures of said abuse and there's barely anything to show on her face. She could have literally bit her lip, that's how light the marks in these photos are.

    Like, wtf lol?
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    Cross examination will be very exciting... shame it'll be so long until then.

    Wonder if it'll harm the depp team by forgetting lots of the testimony... or help them due by having more time to think things through.

  10. #330
    Quote Originally Posted by Kumorii View Post
    Cross examination will be very exciting... shame it'll be so long until then.

    Wonder if it'll harm the depp team by forgetting lots of the testimony... or help them due by having more time to think things through.
    Forgetting? Best believe they’ll spend the whole of next week pouring over every wretched syllable.

    What I’m curious about is how do they think the jurers will be able to abstain from outside influences for a whole week. That seems… naive.

  11. #331
    Is something clickbait if its true? I'm trying not to follow the suit but damn do some of these "clickbait" titles get me. Just watched one where she poses with a tissue for photos for a good 5 seconds. Does she not realize the trial is live and being recorded?

  12. #332
    Quote Originally Posted by qwerty123456 View Post
    Is something clickbait if its true? I'm trying not to follow the suit but damn do some of these "clickbait" titles get me. Just watched one where she poses with a tissue for photos for a good 5 seconds. Does she not realize the trial is live and being recorded?


    Seems very clickbait. Like, maybe I'm weird but this is not abnormal behavior if I'm wiping my drippy nose. Hold the tissue there to soak shit up and then wipe.

  13. #333
    Quote Originally Posted by Edge- View Post


    Seems very clickbait. Like, maybe I'm weird but this is not abnormal behavior if I'm wiping my drippy nose. Hold the tissue there to soak shit up and then wipe.
    TBH I think you gotta be weird.
    When blowing your nose you look towards cameras then hold the tissue for over 5 seconds in one spot while looking down? Why wouldn't you blow it? Also how do you keep the snot from leaking onto your hand when the surface area of the tissue that's in contact with the snot gets oversaturated? Why don't you move the Kleenex around so it absorbs the snot faster? Aside from the first part I'm seriously asking you why you do it that way cause it sounds crazy weird. Also do you wipe your hand with your nose like she did after? I assume its to check if its dry? I've never had a bloody nose have you? maybe people that do that dry their nose like that?

  14. #334
    Was there a camera even? It looked like the flash came from the screen but I honestly am not analyzing frame by frame. Not remotely invested enough in #TeamDepp or #TeamHeard to give much of a shit. I'm just enjoying rich people being shitty to each other for our entertainment, just like the Oscars drama.

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    Holy shit, some people need to step away from this for a bit...

  16. #336
    Quote Originally Posted by Edge- View Post
    Was there a camera even? It looked like the flash came from the screen but I honestly am not analyzing frame by frame. Not remotely invested enough in #TeamDepp or #TeamHeard to give much of a shit. I'm just enjoying rich people being shitty to each other for our entertainment, just like the Oscars drama.
    I'm not either until clickbait gets me. I'll be honest that I'm more interested in your Kleenex use now more than the actual trial and am now trying to come up with various differences that might cause someone to do it that way. I may have to make a thread on this lol.

  17. #337
    To follow up on the "she paused for a camera" nonsense https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/co...issue_in_hand/

    Reddit is stupid.

    The "flash" looks like it is from the monitors in front of both Heard and Depp, and you see no evidence of it anywhere else in the room. She did not "pose" for the camera, she paused while something flashed on screen that I imagine was significant if we were to actually watch the clip with audio in its full context. Was it more shitty play acting from her? Maybe, I don't care though because that's not the "problem".

    This is why working with incomplete information leads to incorrect conclusions. The internet is just too wrapped up in #TeamAmber and #TeamJohnny as a stupid proxy war for the existing left vs. right culture war, and you have idiots both intentionally cutting things and presenting them out of context like the video above to create the narrative they want. Or as in the link, people who see broader context - enough to know that it's a flash coming from the monitor - but choose to ignore that and see what they want. (not directing this at you querty or anyone else, I don't know what link you saw and it could have been as deceptively edited as the one I linked).

    Don't get me wrong, from what little I've seen Heard comes off as beyond shitty herself and incredibly dishonest, and she'd probably be better served by Joe Pesci coming out of retirement to reprise his role from My Cousin Vinny. But this is dumb and why I hate the god-damned internet sometimes.
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    I can see people memeing about the 'pose'. Just firing off hot takes in the moment. I would be skeptical if someone was seriously coming to that conclusion after actually looking at the clip.

    Recording devices aren't even allowed except for those ran by the court. Great way to get convicted of contempt. Maybe some other stuff too, but I'm just a layman who only knows about contempt.

    There's better clips like Heards lawyers trying to be friendly with Depp

    The defense team is full of entertainment.

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    Did I get this right?

    She had two black eyes, a broken nose, bruises on her head, and rips while doing the James Corden show the day after receiving those injuries?
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    As an aside, I'm vexed by half my Youtube recommended videos being footage of this trial despite me having never watched any of it and FUCK THAT NOISE.

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