Elon Musk Buys Twitter

[Paranoid Android]

https://twitter.com/charliekirk11/st...92431171112960


Again, my theory that conservatives are incapable of being intentionally funny is proven once more. This is deeply unfunny as a joke/meme. The only funny bit is that Elom is so far down the conspiracy theory rabbit hole that he seems to be a regular poster at /r/iam14andthisisdeep

Always projection.

Idk why but I'll go deep dive into this.

Maybe him projecting that the Left simps or loves Soros over Elon fandom is the same. Maybe my bubble but I never see anyone on the left champion or hold Soros on high pedestal. The projection of billionaire worship is all from the right. Shocked he didn't use the Simpson meme and just added Soros.

My goodness if this dipshit is tweeting this while thinking he is "moderate" is more funny also, but that's lost on most.

[Edge-]

My goodness if this dipshit is tweeting this while thinking he is "moderate" is more funny also, but that's lost on most.

Honestly, I don't think he ever believed that shit. He's just a bog-standard lying conservative that doesn't have a spine and retreats to, "It was just a joke, bro" every time he says or does something monumentally stupid. And it's consistently unfunny, to boot.

Anytime I hear someone say "I'm a moderate/not a conservative." after dishing a handful of bog-standard Republican talking points, it's obvious they're just a Republican.

[Rasulis]

We learned today that Twitter’s revenue is down 40 percent year over year & Musk’s first giant interest payment on the company is due at the end of the month.

I am shocked.

[Edge-]

We learned today that Twitter’s revenue is down 40 percent year over year & Musk’s first giant interest payment on the company is due at the end of the month.

I am shocked.

Don't worry, Elom is a genius and he'll fix it any second now and also do you have any interest in purchasing an emerald? He'll give you a really good deal on one!

[Strange One]

Hahaha what a loser. I bet he got asked out by the prom queen and turned her down, too.

Sad as it is assuming his lies, he got an invite, to the diabolic scheming.

He could've changed things there! He could've been our knight to fix the world!

But it bored him so he stayed home.

[Paranoid Android]

We learned today that Twitter’s revenue is down 40 percent year over year & Musk’s first giant interest payment on the company is due at the end of the month.

I am shocked.

While doing a little research on the Soros tweet, which he deleted I observed. Musk was mad tweeting about how Twitter was #1 on Apple App store and one begging advertisers that they are missing a great opportunity on Twitter. Then read that still 500 advertisers have paused advertising.

All in all I hope this crippling balloon payment (Simpson reference) hurts him financially. I'm here for it.

[Breccia]

I am shocked.

Elom hasn't owned Twitter for a year. However, as this timeline shows, he's been trying to take over for nine months. And we all saw how much he insulted the property he insisted he'd buy. So it's very reasonable to blame his direct words and actions for the loss.

[Paranoid Android]

Musk lies about getting an invite to the billionaires ball



Davos is a stupid egotistical circle jerk that doesn't achieve anything but this has serious, I didn't get invited to the high school party but it sucks I didn't want to go anyway energy.

Yeah once more time reading Musk's tweets on some other research, he has a couple of tweets bashing WEF, but this is like the dude who gets rejected and says "she wasn't that pretty anyways". Poor LiL Elon.

[Strange One]

Yeah once more time reading Musk's tweets on some other research, he has a couple of tweets bashing WEF, but this is like the dude who gets rejected and says "she wasn't that pretty anyways". Poor LiL Elon.

It was sad in high school and it's even worse now. He could just sit on his own island and enjoy a life we couldn't dream of.

Instead he's getting into internet fights and losing.

[Belize]

Things are getting pretty dire at Twitter: they're holding a garage sale.

[Edge-]

Things are getting pretty dire at Twitter: they're holding a garage sale.

That shit was posted last year but damn, it seems like they actually got some bids! I'm a bit sad, because I was totally looking forward to buying like a $1000 espresso machine for $25.

Looks like folks are still getting shit at a steal though, some chairs that go for $1K each (not sure how, they look like shit lol) seem like they'll be sold for half that price. Elom's loss is the gain of a lot of other people who will likely resell much of this stuff for a profit!

[Cthulhu 2020]

Revenue at Twitter is massively down, but Musk keeps tweeting about how "some" advertisers are back! Woo.

Also, the used Tesla market is crashing.

[jonnysensible]

so someone explain this to me because i cant be bothered to google and one of you little nerds will know...

if tesla went under hypothetically would all the cars die?

i keep seeing stories about high tech stuff where the companies die and then the people who have to products no longer have any support/servicing so they product is a paperweight. (the worst example was the company that was doing eye impants that stopped working when the company went down leaving people with parts in their faces that didnt work anymore).

Like if honda died tommorow my motorbike would still work, but would a tesla if tesla died?

thanks in advance.

[s_bushido]

No idea. I assume it would depend on how thoroughly they licensed out their maintenance stuff. Or if you have to take it in to Tesla itself to get it serviced.

[Shadowferal]

If I recall both Toyota and BMW are beginning to sell hydrogen powered cars. (The "exhaust" is water vapor) Pity there's not much infrastructure yet.

[postman1782]

If I recall both Toyota and BMW are beginning to sell hydrogen powered cars. (The "exhaust" is water vapor) Pity there's not much infrastructure yet.

Too bad, we had that technology, like 60 years ago in 65, they should have had those in full production by now. https://interplex.com/resources/the-...eated-in-1966/

[Breccia]

Things are getting pretty dire at Twitter: they're holding a garage sale.

I have a friend who got let go when her company's online COVID surge faded, and now she's struggling to make rent by selling off her possessions on FB, and what you posted is even sadder.

I don't know where or how Musk got his business education, but you can't keep a dying company the size of Twitter afloat by selling off a pizza oven and a neon bird sign.

[s_bushido]

I don't know where or how Musk got his business education

I assume it was “I Made It the Fuck Up” University.

[Cthulhu 2020]

Elmo Muzk is posting shit like "Main stream media is billionaires paying millions to control how you think." And the people gobbling it up have zero self awareness. Elmo is just another billionaire paying millions (well, billions) to tell people how to think and they think it's "independent thinking" to follow his thinking.

The best grifters make you think you're smart while convincing you of what they want to believe. They're all such fucking dumbasses and they can't even see it.

[Edge-]

Elmo Muzk is posting shit like "Main stream media is billionaires paying millions to control how you think." And the people gobbling it up have zero self awareness. Elmo is just another billionaire paying millions (well, billions) to tell people how to think and they think it's "independent thinking" to follow his thinking.

The best grifters make you think you're smart while convincing you of what they want to believe. They're all such fucking dumbasses and they can't even see it.

He's not entirely wrong, but I don't give him even an ounce of credit on that.

What's so fucking dumb is he's pulling from the same very public playbook that's been repeatedly outed and that people keep swearing they won't fall for again, yet here they are falling for it once again simply because it's what they want to hear.

I'm just bummed I couldn't get that commercial grade espresso machine for $25. Was really hoping I'd be able to snag that : (