Elon Musk Buys Twitter

[Elder Millennial]

Today I just had one of those OF girls post a legit blowjob gif (full on blowjob, nothing left to the imagination) in the comments of one our company Twitter post which was mostly a conversation/announcement about a new senior partner joining the firm I'm working for.

I work at a British multinational law firm. One of the 5 "Magic Circle" firms.

The blowjob gif showed up as the top 1 reply comment as it's a blue checkmark account that also has tens of thousands of followers It's still there.

There's a serious ongoing discussion about shutting down the company Twitter account as it seems there's nobody home at Twitter moderation. We haven't deleted the original Tweet as our company is trying to make a point to Twitter.

[Doctor Amadeus]

Today I just had one of those OF girls post a legit blowjob gif (full on blowjob, nothing left to the imagination) in the comments of one our company Twitter post which was mostly a conversation/announcement about a new senior partner joining the firm I'm working for.

I work at a British multinational law firm. One of the 5 "Magic Circle" firms.

The blowjob gif showed up as the top 1 reply comment as it's a blue checkmark account that also has tens of thousands of followers It's still there.

There's a serious ongoing discussion about shutting down the company Twitter account as it seems there's nobody home at Twitter moderation. We haven't deleted the original Tweet as our company is trying to make a point to Twitter.

LMFAO

I laughed so hard at this. Not mocking you or anything but yeah seriously that’s some awkward shit.

Twitter seemed to seed off the premise of sharing. Looks like everyone has had enough sharing.

Turning a cute little blue bird into X. With experiences like this hard to guess why companies don’t want anything to do with it.

[Edge-]

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1747866356727386431

Help me settle an argument. Was Hitler left wing or right wing?

Extremely far right regarding nationalism (obv), but very far left regarding socialism

Truly, he has earned the title of Dumbest Man on Twitter.

[PACOX]

They've been ramping that up for a little while. They needed something to replace the dreaded "CRT" after everyone conveniently forgot to be outraged about it, after all. It's one thing to shit on black/brown people, since they're such a relatively small percent of the population (and generally weren't voting for the GOP anyway), but something tells me that dragging women into the line of fire (more than they've already done with abortion) isn't going to work out very well for these assholes...

DEI
CRT
BLM
LGBT

Conservatives are at war with letters.

[Muzjhath]

Elon just spend $44B so he could ensure his account would never be actioned on as he spreads mindless, regressive, racist conspiracy theories, I guess. Really bad investment, IMO.

When you've got that amount of money, amounts don't matter anymore.
Elon Musk is pretty much proof of what a lot of people have been saying regarding value, billionares, etc.
That personal networth doesn't say anything and they're just disconnected.

As for Elon? It's probably a great investment in his narcissistic mind.

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Today I just had one of those OF girls post a legit blowjob gif (full on blowjob, nothing left to the imagination) in the comments of one our company Twitter post which was mostly a conversation/announcement about a new senior partner joining the firm I'm working for.

I work at a British multinational law firm. One of the 5 "Magic Circle" firms.

The blowjob gif showed up as the top 1 reply comment as it's a blue checkmark account that also has tens of thousands of followers It's still there.

There's a serious ongoing discussion about shutting down the company Twitter account as it seems there's nobody home at Twitter moderation. We haven't deleted the original Tweet as our company is trying to make a point to Twitter.

Fairly sure that's a bot account and not an OF girls account. Or it's a management firm (run by paracistic men) account.
But yeah, might be an OF girls account who is on the same team as you regarding moderation. Lots of them really do not like twitter moderation because they want the right amount of segregation.

[Elder Millennial]

Fairly sure that's a bot account and not an OF girls account. Or it's a management firm (run by paracistic men) account.
But yeah, might be an OF girls account who is on the same team as you regarding moderation. Lots of them really do not like twitter moderation because they want the right amount of segregation.

Like, nobody has an issue with the poster itself. We all get it and respect the grind. It's what pays the bills for her or the company she works for or whatnot. That's fine, she/they advertise where they can and a Twitch business account for a law firm is not a bad target to be honest, 80%+ of people following or interacting with that account are men with disposable income.

The issue we have is with Twitter's policies and lack of moderation or means of FUCKING TALKING TO ANYONE AT THE FUCKING COMPANY. There's no one there.

[Flarelaine]

So what is "OF" in this context? NSFW makes me reluctant to google it.

[Elder Millennial]

So what is "OF" in this context? NSFW makes me reluctant to google it.

Only Fans.

[Forogil]

Today I just had one of those OF girls post a legit blowjob gif (full on blowjob, nothing left to the imagination) in the comments of one our company Twitter post which was mostly a conversation/announcement about a new senior partner joining the firm I'm working for.

I work at a British multinational law firm. One of the 5 "Magic Circle" firms.

The blowjob gif showed up as the top 1 reply comment as it's a blue checkmark account that also has tens of thousands of followers It's still there.

There's a serious ongoing discussion about shutting down the company Twitter account as it seems there's nobody home at Twitter moderation. We haven't deleted the original Tweet as our company is trying to make a point to Twitter.

You are merely discussing it?

Seems like you're really addicted.

[Edge-]

Seems like you're really addicted.

I'm unsure if you're aware of why companies might maintain accounts on social media platforms, but I assure it's not because the company itself is addicted to boring, bland social media posts scheduled on Tweetdeck.

[DarkTZeratul]

You are merely discussing it?

Seems like you're really addicted.

It's a corporate account for a major company. It's not like they've got one guy who's addicted to Twitter. They've probaly got an entire PR team that's weighing the benefits of maintaining a public presence there versus the possibility that their posts will turn out to feature hardcore porn.

[Elder Millennial]

You are merely discussing it?

Seems like you're really addicted.

Twitter has been used for years as the primary location for dropping a press release.

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It's a corporate account for a major company. It's not like they've got one guy who's addicted to Twitter. They've probaly got an entire PR team that's weighing the benefits of maintaining a public presence there versus the possibility that their posts will turn out to feature hardcore porn.

Twitter finally ended up "moderating" that post a few hours ago. Nevertheless the discussion about maintaining the account is ongoing. The US/LATAM side of the company seems to be hard in favor, the EU/UK/Canada/Asia side of the company is leaning hard towards doing away with it. Third option being discussed is maintaining the account but essentially keeping it dormant, mostly to deal with any fakes and such.

[Benggaul]

Twitter finally ended up "moderating" that post a few hours ago. Nevertheless the discussion about maintaining the account is ongoing. The US/LATAM side of the company seems to be hard in favor, the EU/UK/Canada/Asia side of the company is leaning hard towards doing away with it. Third option being discussed is maintaining the account but essentially keeping it dormant, mostly to deal with any fakes and such.

I've been banned from Twitter for ages now but is there no option to disallow comments on posts? I could have sworn there was somesuch functionality but admittedly I have no idea what's going on over there since last year so I wouldn't be surprised if it was modified to exclude paid checks or just trashed entirely.

[Elder Millennial]

I've been banned from Twitter for ages now but is there no option to disallow comments on posts? I could have sworn there was somesuch functionality but admittedly I have no idea what's going on over there since last year so I wouldn't be surprised if it was modified to exclude paid checks or just trashed entirely.

There is.

But the issue is that it's a "public" press release. It was meant to be an open for question, discussion, congratulations bla bla bla. We could have deleted the post or just shut off comments or restrict it to followed accounts, but it kinda defeats the entire purpose of a press release.

You can also restrict what type of ads are permitted, but most of these bot/cam girl accounts aren't registered as advertisers.

We're a big law firm (about 2 billion USD annual billing), but not exactly Coca Cola or some such. Most people who used to engage before were either in the industry, press or industry adjacent. Kind of a niche crowd. The OF girls are new around these parts.

[Benggaul]

But the issue is that it's a "public" press release. It was meant to be an open for question, discussion, congratulations bla bla bla. We could have deleted the post or just shut off comments or restrict it to followed accounts, but it kinda defeats the entire purpose of a press release.

Ah, I guess I have a different definition of what "press release" entails then. I thought you meant it more in the sense of just disseminating information to the public.

Perhaps in future a compromise would be to have the statements released on Twitter as normal but with comments disallowed and instead include a link in the post to a separate--moderated--company site for discussion. Probably too much of an added expense if you don't already have a public-facing company discussion forum, though.

[Edge-]

Ah, I guess I have a different definition of what "press release" entails then. I thought you meant it more in the sense of just disseminating information to the public.

Perhaps in future a compromise would be to have the statements released on Twitter as normal but with comments disallowed and instead include a link in the post to a separate--moderated--company site for discussion. Probably too much of an added expense if you don't already have a public-facing company discussion forum, though.

The whole point is that this is a new problem that exists thanks to Elon's policies. There are myriad possible solutions to the new problems, of course, but the discussion is whether those solutions are even worth the effort to implement or whether the changes have killed enough value in the platform that it is no longer worth continuing to maintain. Few companies are probably still actively maintaining their Myspace pages : P

[Benggaul]

The whole point is that this is a new problem that exists thanks to Elon's policies. There are myriad possible solutions to the new problems, of course, but the discussion is whether those solutions are even worth the effort to implement or whether the changes have killed enough value in the platform that it is no longer worth continuing to maintain. Few companies are probably still actively maintaining their Myspace pages : P

Oh I'm aware it's a fuckup on the part of Elom. I wast just trying to think up a solution to mitigate it--because we all know it's only going to get worse, not better on that platform.

For now, as Elder illustrates, it's being debated on whether or not it's worth it to stick around. I can't really say either way as I've personally stayed away ever since he took over. I probably lean on it still being worth it for the reach--but that value is just going to continue to decrease (forgive me Breccia) exponentially.

[Forogil]

I'm unsure if you're aware of why companies might maintain accounts on social media platforms, but I assure it's not because the company itself is addicted to boring, bland social media posts scheduled on Tweetdeck.

I'm aware, and the company I work for also does that (but press releases are released on our own web-site, of course).

However, there are other social media platforms - depending on the target group, e.g., reaching professionals (not the OF-kind of professionals) on linkedin works for some things - but not others. I also notice that not all of the "magic circle" firms seems to have an active twitter presences.

And it's not the company itself being addicted to boring posts, but persons within it that are addicted to the "engagement".

[Mekh]

DEI
CRT
BLM
LGBT

Conservatives are at war with letters.

From analphabet to anti-alphabet. Just another day in Conservative Land.

[P for Pancetta]

Apparently you need to clean the cybertruck immediatly or it'll rust away. expect too see a lot of rusty cybertrucks in the near future.

“To prevent damage to the exterior, immediately remove corrosive substances (such as grease, oil, bird droppings, tree resin, dead insects, tar spots, road salt, industrial fallout, etc.). Do not wait until Cybertruck is due for complete wash. If necessary, use denatured alcohol to remove tar spots and stubborn grease stains, then immediately wash the area with water and a mild, non-detergent soap to remove the alcohol.”