Elon Musk Buys Twitter

[Edge-]

Ah why did you have to tell me that account exists? I can't help but to read the trash they come up with.

Surprised you haven't seen it, it's been up there with "libsoftiktok" and the like for some years now. Elon's been simping in the replies of these hatemongers for years now.

[Kathranis]

Hearing this actual truth come from a pharma exec and a tech exec is just uncanny. How are people so fucking stupid that they can't recognize these two fuckfaces are the ones creating and exploiting the wealth divide?

[Gorsameth]

Hearing this actual truth come from a pharma exec and a tech exec is just uncanny. How are people so fucking stupid that they can't recognize these two fuckfaces are the ones creating and exploiting the wealth divide?

Your talking about a group of people who thought the best way to fight the 'establishment' and represent the working people was to elect a grifting failure of a billionaire so incompetent he managed to lose money on a Casino.

They have repeatedly proven they absolutely are that stupid.

[Drutt]

Hearing this actual truth come from a pharma exec and a tech exec is just uncanny. How are people so fucking stupid that they can't recognize these two fuckfaces are the ones creating and exploiting the wealth divide?

The more interesting question is how these two fuckfaces are apparently so oblivious that they the selfsame managerial class they're calling out.

You have to have next level cognitive dissonance to be the richest man in the world and hold a C-level title on half a dozen plus companies and then make a comment like that one.

[Edge-]

The more interesting question is how these two fuckfaces are apparently so oblivious that they the selfsame managerial class they're calling out.

You have to have next level cognitive dissonance to be the richest man in the world and hold a C-level title on half a dozen plus companies and then make a comment like that one.

The Republican party seems to attract people perpetually out of touch and lacking in any self awareness nowadays, so that's actually super fucking on-brand.

[Paranoid Android]

https://www.reddit.com/r/assholedesi...ter_to_see_if/

BTW, recently Elon has been desperate to bring Mr. Beast and his views to Twitter, but the Beast guy has no interest because Twitter's payouts are dogshit compared to what he spends making videos apparently.

Elon is desperate though, and also a stupid man.ds.

I just watched a vid that seems to make this worse.

The scam and how bad Elon is that supposedly there is a pool that all these dumb Blue Checks get money from. So by boosting Mr Beast they all got effed on revenue.

In the end he was trying to bait more suckers for Blue Checks monetization by plundering the money pot, pool for Mr Beast.

Great business plan Elmo.

[Paranoid Android]

Elon Musk says first human Neuralink implant "promising" trib.al/x22CEdj

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1...-HBCdkqaA&s=19

The guy who flipped out about one vaccine is full onboard with a chip in the head.

Speaking of anti-vaxx, having a chip in your head where a multiple frightening scenarios makes me an anti chip advocate.

[Edge-]

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1...-HBCdkqaA&s=19

The guy who flipped out about one vaccine is full onboard with a chip in the head.

Speaking of anti-vaxx, having a chip in your head where a multiple frightening scenarios makes me an anti chip advocate.

Always has been. I'm just wondering why he's not the test subject.

But I'll wait to get into this until it starts getting into the political realm. At the very least this sure feels like an area of research where the medical profession and others should maybe be a bit more involved. Congress is being criminally asleep on the wheel on a lot of emerging, and long-since emerged, risks in need of some basic regulatory guardrails and legislation.

[Benggaul]

Always has been. I'm just wondering why he's not the test subject.

Still plenty of time for him to end up on that list of people killed by their own inventions.

[Paranoid Android]

Always has been. I'm just wondering why he's not the test subject.

But I'll wait to get into this until it starts getting into the political realm. At the very least this sure feels like an area of research where the medical profession and others should maybe be a bit more involved. Congress is being criminally asleep on the wheel on a lot of emerging, and long-since emerged, risks in need of some basic regulatory guardrails and legislation.

I was vague but can't believe the FDA allowed this and yes Congress is asleep.

Remember poor, poor Elon the victim of government oppression who is always killing his free market ideas.

I can think of 101 bad scenarios of why this should not have had a greenlight l.

[Karreck]

Speaking of anti-vaxx, having a chip in your head where a multiple frightening scenarios makes me an anti chip advocate.

What's there to be frightened about having an unabashed capitalist and right wing nutjob implanting chips into people's brains? I'm sure the Free Market will smooth out any bugs.

[AntiFascistVoter]

Elon Musk’s $55.8 Billion Tesla Pay Package Struck Down by Judge
The Delaware judge cited Musk’s “extensive ties” with directors who determined his most recent pay deal, which shareholders approved in 2018

“The process leading to the approval of Musk’s compensation plan was deeply flawed,” Chancellor Kathaleen McCormick wrote in the opinion, citing Musk’s “extensive ties” with board members who negotiated his most recent pay deal, which shareholders approved in 2018. The pay package was valued at a maximum of $55.8 billion, McCormick wrote.

“Musk was the paradigmatic ‘Superstar CEO,’ who held some of the most influential corporate positions (CEO, Chair, and founder), enjoyed thick ties with the directors tasked with negotiating on behalf of Tesla, and dominated the process that led to board approval of his compensation plan,” she wrote.

$55 billion! That’s not a compensation package, that’s just looting.
I wonder how livid Catturd and the BLueCheck Army are, that a court of law would deny Musk the largest salary in the history of capitalism.

[Edge-]

$55 billion! That’s not a compensation package, that’s just looting.

Damn, it might suck if super rich dudes who stack the board with close allies might have to be a bit less obvious about how they're grossly enriching themselves.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1752539100320788569

And yep, there he is sharing screenshots of a WSJ op-ed (not very professional, Elon. Link to the article itself and drive some traffic to a company on your platform instead of functionally stealing their paywalled work) from November of last year about how Delaware is so bad for companies (rofl).

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1752561371135545353

And self-fellating publicly on Twitter.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1752553221661589906

And stoking right wing extremist idiot replyguys like IMC.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1752552962403303760

And shitposting videos of dudes slapping their balls repeatedly.

A very sable individual I'd say. Remarkably stable and clearly not on a continued steep decline. That's just a little bit of his activity today since his brain has been fully consumed by Twitter. Which is sure fuckin scary for a guy whose companies have tons of government, including security, contracts and who wields a considerable amount of influence as an unelected civilian within the US military system, reportedly.

Nothing about this is at all concerning! Glad one of his companies is putting chips in people's brains, too. I have no concerns about Elon's involvement in this whatsoever.

[Paranoid Android]

I sorta wish the compensation package went through. I think this would have backfired on Tesla possibly. Maybe perhaps in Tesla's demise. More importantly I wanted to see how he quickly would have flipped this to pay off his Twitter loans. This would have been Robbing Peter to pay Paul.

I will add anther Elon cry tweet: But in a tweet late Tuesday afternoon, Musk wrote, “Never incorporate your company in the state of Delaware.”.

As @Edge posted above this just hits me in a special way this idiot bitching about Delaware's super lax laws for corporations. Gee idiot, why did you even incorporate in Delaware then? Cause your lawyer's told you moron.

My goodness the teat sucking of Elon fans. Kneeling to a guy who didn't get some crazy compensation that they will never benefit from. The worship of the rich and they deserve every cent of some ridiculous pay package by the masses is why I have no hope for the labor movement in US.

[Belize]

I sorta wish the compensation package went through. I think this would have backfired on Tesla possibly. Maybe perhaps in Tesla's demise. More importantly I wanted to see how he quickly would have flipped this to pay off his Twitter loans. This would have been Robbing Peter to pay Paul.

Tesla is already losing its luster, and its stock evaluation has been coming down. Investors are starting to realize they're not a tech company, but a car manufacturer. A car manufacturer with slowing sales and increasing competiton.

[Muzjhath]

Tesla is already losing its luster, and its stock evaluation has been coming down. Investors are starting to realize they're not a tech company, but a car manufacturer. A car manufacturer with slowing sales and increasing competiton.

They are a tech company and that's the problem.

They build cars with "think fast and break things" mentality.

They'll change stuff mid-prodction. So that cars built in the same month, same factory can have different specs and be the same model.

They don't think in production terms.

A volvo v90 cross country 2022 has the same components.
Not so Tesla.

[Belize]

They are a tech company and that's the problem.

They build cars with "think fast and break things" mentality.

They'll change stuff mid-prodction. So that cars built in the same month, same factory can have different specs and be the same model.

They don't think in production terms.

A volvo v90 cross country 2022 has the same components.
Not so Tesla.

Maybe in their head they're a tech company, but cashflow wise they're a car company. The past couple years ran on Elon fluffing investors, but now that he's been revealed to be a twatwaffle, a lot of the rose tinted glasses are being taken off and the reality of things is starting to settle. Tesla isn't the one electric vehicle maker on the market anymore. And they're starting to feel that with a piss poor Q4 earnings.

With that said, they're still trading well above what they should, especially when compared to other automakers.

[Huzzaa]

Tesla, a PoS rustbucket that should be classified as a truck, because it IS one.

A truck company.
Car company... lol.
Pity the fools who buy that garbage.

[Elegiac]

Tesla, a PoS rustbucket that should be classified as a truck, because it IS one.

A truck company.
Car company... lol.
Pity the fools who buy that garbage.

What you don’t like my exploding crashwagon?

[D Luniz]

people keep posting videos of them driving through hood deep water
ignoring, even with ICE cars
its not the engine flooding thats the issue
its that all that wiring and moving parts were NEVER meant to be UNDER water for 5 mins
so whe things start rusting and shorting, those telsas will fare worse than the ICE car that would need less electronics to just work as a car