Elon Musk Buys Twitter

[draynay]

Doesn't that weirdo have enough kids as it? Half of which hates his guts?

The other half must be too young to hate him yet.

[Edge-]

Not sure how much worse it can get.

Don't challenge them. They can always win that fight.

Also very normal and not weird for a guy with like 20 kids who don't talk to him already.

[NoiseTank13]

will someone call out Musk's weird breeding fetish already

[Edge-]

will someone call out Musk's weird breeding fetish already

Increasingly, the breeding fetish seems to be a feature for Republican men. See: Jay Dee Hamel and the general rhetoric we see from them on how women's only/primary value is in having children.

[draynay]

Increasingly, the breeding fetish seems to be a feature for Republican men. See: Jay Dee Hamel and the general rhetoric we see from them on how women's only/primary value is in having children.

Well he did give some pro-tips on how to squeeze the last sliver of usefulness out of "postmenopausal females".

[Evil Midnight Bomber]

Doesn't that weirdo have enough kids as it? Half of which hates his guts?

Well, that's why he needs more. Keep going at it until he gets one that doesn't.

[Jotaux]

Not sure how much worse it can get.

... Is that a rape threat?

[Edge-]

... Is that a rape threat?

No, it's just weird as fuck and gross.

[Evil Midnight Bomber]

Taylor should just start adopting cats and sending them all to Elon so he can protect them.

[Poopymonster]

Taylor should just start adopting cats and sending them all to Elon so he can protect them.

But wait, last I read *pages through papers* Trump said that immigrants are eating cats!
That sounds like you're just feeding the immigrants.

[Edge-]

Taylor should just start adopting cats and sending them all to Elon so he can protect them.

I feel like that's just animal abuse for those poor cats. Dudes human family doesn't even want anything to do with him for the most part.

[Evil Midnight Bomber]

I feel like that's just animal abuse for those poor cats. Dudes human family doesn't even want anything to do with him for the most part.

But he swore to protect them with his life...

[Surfd]

... Is that a rape threat?

Knowing Elon, possibly? Equally possible it's a threat to just kidnap a random kid off the street and try to hand them off to Swift.

[Cthulhu 2020]

So Grimes followed Kamala Harris after the debate. Elon is about to start doing insane levels of divorce posting.

[Karreck]

Not sure how much worse it can get.

Guy is just gross.

[PhaelixWW]

Boy, with the grotesque actions of its owner, it's a good thing TwiXer isn't having advertising woes, isn't it?


...


Oh, wait...

[Kathranis]

I'm not normally one to advocate for violence, but Musk is the kind of guy who needs a serious ass kicking. He apparently got one in high school after mocking a kid whose dad committed suicide, but the lesson didn't take. Shame that he backed out of that fight with Zuckerberg.

Reminder that this creep is in his 50s, despite talking like a 14 year old 4chan incel.

[Evil Midnight Bomber]

I'm not normally one to advocate for violence, but Musk is the kind of guy who needs a serious ass kicking. He apparently got one in high school after mocking a kid whose dad committed suicide, but the lesson didn't take. Shame that he backed out of that fight with Zuckerberg.

Reminder that this creep is in his 50s, despite talking like a 14 year old 4chan incel.

I saw people on twitter openly challening Elon to saw that shit in front of Taylor and her Boyfriend.

Also, I think we need to normalize Billionaires beating the shit out of each other.

[PhaelixWW]

Also, I think we need to normalize Billionaires beating the shit out of each other.

I've got ten on Taylor.

[Gabriel]

Not sure how much worse it can get.

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I'm not normally one to advocate for violence, but Musk is the kind of guy who needs a serious ass kicking. He apparently got one in high school after mocking a kid whose dad committed suicide, but the lesson didn't take. Shame that he backed out of that fight with Zuckerberg.

Reminder that this creep is in his 50s, despite talking like a 14 year old 4chan incel.

Musk is a prime example that getting laid doesn't cure being an incel.