Elon Musk Buys Twitter

[Mayhem]

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alea lacta est ... it is a milk hazard

weird way to describe one's pregnancy but sure

[Evil Midnight Bomber]

Preemptory Victim Carding is some next level shit.

[Edge-]

Right wing online ladies no longer have to settle for a generic conservative beau as a foundation for being cruel mean girls.

I had to double check who that was because I totally forgot.

I don't think anyone will really care much outside of the whole thing being a bit fucking weird. But hey, her body, her choice. They're consenting adults. Still fuckin weird, and doesn't sound like a traditional family/marriage at all. I thought conservatives were big into that? Do they love single, unmarried mothers now all of a sudden?

[Evil Midnight Bomber]

I had to double check who that was because I totally forgot.

I don't think anyone will really care much outside of the whole thing being a bit fucking weird. But hey, her body, her choice. They're consenting adults. Still fuckin weird, and doesn't sound like a traditional family/marriage at all. I thought conservatives were big into that? Do they love single, unmarried mothers now all of a sudden?

I mean, the worst thing about admitting you had Ol' Musky's child is admitting you had sex with Ol' Musky

[Edge-]

I mean, the worst thing about admitting you had Ol' Musky's child is admitting you had sex with Ol' Musky

I'm fairly sure he just donates his genetic material.

Though we do know he values a handjob at around the price of a single horse, so who knows.

[Evil Midnight Bomber]

I'm fairly sure he just donates his genetic material.

That might actually be worse.

[Milchshake]

That might actually be worse.

It's even worse than that....

He spends millions more to select for boys.

[Bakis]

Mr. paper wealth.

[Cthulhu 2020]

Treat it as a rumor, because it is, but they say that Elon not having real sex to conceive his kids after the first few and has been doing IVF since then might be due to this.

[gondrin]

Treat it as a rumor, because it is, but they say that Elon not having real sex to conceive his kids after the first few and has been doing IVF since then might be due to this.

The easiest way to determine is if he only had kids of one gender. That would mean that he either got extremely lucky or used medical practices to basically guarantee that.

In fact, according to his Wikipedia page, nearly all of his children were conceived via IVF.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elon_M...s_and_children

[Karreck]

Treat it as a rumor, because it is, but they say that Elon not having real sex to conceive his kids after the first few and has been doing IVF since then might be due to this.

I am going to go ahead and believe that this is true. Simply because it's funny.

[Moralgy]

Treat it as a rumor, because it is, but they say that Elon not having real sex to conceive his kids after the first few and has been doing IVF since then might be due to this.

its funny therefore its true

[Milchshake]

I am going to go ahead and believe that this is true. Simply because it's funny.

Checks out!
Self administiring piles of steroids and ketamine will also make a person's weneir get all broken.

[Muzjhath]

Treat it as a rumor, because it is, but they say that Elon not having real sex to conceive his kids after the first few and has been doing IVF since then might be due to this.

Considering all other gender affirming care he's gotten (hair transplants among others).
I can 100% believe this.

[Evil Midnight Bomber]

Treat it as a rumor, because it is, but they say that Elon not having real sex to conceive his kids after the first few and has been doing IVF since then might be due to this.

I'm going to treat it as 100% factual because if X and Meta aren't going do any fact-checking...why should I?

[Gabriel]

I got to say, as someone that almost lost the use of his dick due to autoimmune disease, I don't like it when people make fun of other people's genitals.

[Kaleredar]

I got to say, as someone that almost lost the use of his dick due to autoimmune disease, I don't like it when people make fun of other people's genitals.

That’s fair, but much like mocking republicans for blowing up Grindr whenever a Republican convention hits town the mockery stems not from them being gay, or musk having issues with his genitalia…

But rather the complete hypocrisy. Musk pitching himself as a machismo man who can “sire children” to put women in their place, coupled with Trump mocking people with disabilities and the GOP’s crusade to ban IVF.

[Muzjhath]

That’s fair, but much like mocking republicans for blowing up Grindr whenever a Republican convention hits town the mockery stems not from them being gay, or musk having issues with his genitalia…

But rather the complete hypocrisy. Musk pitching himself as a machismo man who can “sire children” to put women in their place, coupled with Trump mocking people with disabilities and the GOP’s crusade to ban IVF.

Don't forget anti-trans rhetoric and being against "gender affirming care"!

[gondrin]

I got to say, as someone that almost lost the use of his dick due to autoimmune disease, I don't like it when people make fun of other people's genitals.

That's fair. As Kaleredar has said, it isn't about him actively losing the ability to use his genitals which sucks. It is more about the fact that he would active do that to others. So, as far as he goes, it is all about treating him equally as bad as he would treat others. The man has shown no empathy towards others and actively has caused pain to those in need.

[Gabriel]

That’s fair, but much like mocking republicans for blowing up Grindr whenever a Republican convention hits town the mockery stems not from them being gay, or musk having issues with his genitalia…

But rather the complete hypocrisy. Musk pitching himself as a machismo man who can “sire children” to put women in their place, coupled with Trump mocking people with disabilities and the GOP’s crusade to ban IVF.

I get that, but Musk or Trump being hypocrites doesn't excuse anyone else's behavior.

And I get that the intention of laughing at Musk's dick implant isn't really to mock any misfortunes he's possibly had (we don't know his medical history), but the possibility of him being such a vain moron that he tried to literally surgically make his dick bigger.

The issue is that unfortunately (as we've all learned in the past months) a significant majority of people are functionally retarded, even on our side of the political divide, and the nuances of us laughing at someone's vanity about their dick will go over the heads of a lot of people, and all they hear is "haha Musk has a nonfunctional dick xD" and they start parroting it.

Some topics require a certain level of finesse and knowing your entire audience to pull off jokes about without causing a net increase in unacceptable behaviour.