Elon Musk Buys Twitter

[Odinfrost]

Tesla is up as of now 10% after hours, the earnings were horrible but Elon has promised cheaper vehicles something he said he wasn't going to do before, cyber cabs, full self driving and I think the moon as well but meme stock go up we will see what happens on the open. It's insane people still believe this guy he has lied every quarter and failed to deliver.

Nah. Can't be. Those electric sportscars for $250.000 will launched any second now. Fur reelsies

[Draco-Onis]

Nah. Can't be. Those electric sportscars for $250.000 will launched any second now. Fur reelsies

Funniest part Elon promised a cheaper version of the cybertruck, I don't think I can imagine a shittier version of that garbage can. Tesla is saved guys we are coming out with a worse version of the worst truck ever.

[Bwgmon]

Funniest part Elon promised a cheaper version of the cybertruck, I don't think I can imagine a shittier version of that garbage can. Tesla is saved guys we are coming out with a worse version of the worst truck ever.

Glue is so 2024, the panels on these bad boys will be held on by novelty refrigerator magnets.

[Xyonai]

It's always "dems fault" for Trump winning and not the dumbass MAGA voters for falling into the cult and thinking a Hollywood elite conman would solve the price of eggs.

It's such smug self-falatiating 'centrist' horseshit too. 'Oh you didn't try to win hard enough, so it's morally correct for the other guys to spend their time thoughtlessly breaking everything'.

God life must be easy when you (royal you, not the you I'm quoting) don't fucking care about anything that happens to anyone else.

[D Luniz]

Funniest part Elon promised a cheaper version of the cybertruck, I don't think I can imagine a shittier version of that garbage can. Tesla is saved guys we are coming out with a worse version of the worst truck ever.

bolt some wheels onto substandard refrigerators

[Masark]

Tesla is up as of now 10% after hours, the earnings were horrible but Elon has promised cheaper vehicles something he said he wasn't going to do before, cyber cabs, full self driving and I think the moon as well but meme stock go up we will see what happens on the open. It's insane people still believe this guy he has lied every quarter and failed to deliver.

The company doesn't have shares. It has elon musk trading cards.

[DarkTZeratul]

It's always "dems fault" for Trump winning and not the dumbass MAGA voters for falling into the cult and thinking a Hollywood elite conman would solve the price of eggs.

Did the Republicans do it? > Yes > Was it bad? > Yes > The Democrats should have stopped them > Fuck the Democrats

[Xyonai]

Did the Republicans do it? > Yes > Was it bad? > Yes > The Democrats should have stopped them > Fuck the Democrats

I mean at -some- point it speaks to some broader failure of Democrats that they can't secure elections against malicious fucking morons; but the answer to that is multifaceted and a lot more nuanced than 'lmao they suck'.

But blaming them for not trying hard enough and so they have to deal with the country being torched is still fucking stupid.

[Rasulis]

Tesla 1st Quarter 2025 - 70% drop in profit and 9% decline in revenue.

Tesla said Tuesday that quarterly profits fell from $1.39 billion to $409 million, or 12 cents a share. That’s far below analyst estimates. Tesla’s revenue fell from $21.3 billion to $19.3 billion in the January through March period, also below Wall Street’s forecast. Tesla’s gross margins, a measure of earnings for each dollar of revenue, fell from 17.4% to 16.3% .

At least the company is still seeing positive cash flow. A lot of it due to their battery storage side of the business and from selling "regulatory credit" to automakers that do not meet emission standards.

[gondrin]

Glue is so 2024, the panels on these bad boys will be held on by novelty refrigerator magnets.

And yet, somehow, would probably hold onto the panels better than that glue they used.

They must have used Elmer's Glue because actual automotive adhesive(I won't call it glue because it is similar to a cement than actual glue) is extremely strong. Like close to good weld type strength.

[Mayhem]

I mean at -some- point it speaks to some broader failure of Democrats that they can't secure elections against malicious fucking morons; but the answer to that is multifaceted and a lot more nuanced than 'lmao they suck'.

But blaming them for not trying hard enough and so they have to deal with the country being torched is still fucking stupid.

Speaking for myself and from an outside pov, I don't blame the democrats for not trying hard enough to win this one election, I blame them for letting a lot of shit slip through over the decades that led to this.

As a social democrat, I hold my party to a higher standard than the others, I want us to be better, lead by example and constantly fight for equality, fairness and the ones in need that can't stand up for themselves.

[Xyonai]

Speaking for myself and from an outside pov, I don't blame the democrats for not trying hard enough to win this one election, I blame them for letting a lot of shit slip through over the decades that led to this.

As a social democrat, I hold my party to a higher standard than the others, I want us to be better, lead by example and constantly fight for equality, fairness and the ones in need that can't stand up for themselves.

Yeah too many parts of the party were comfortable with soft-rolling fascism because either they were barely not conservative enough to run as republicans or letting shit slide was preferable to upsetting the status quo. Like of our two parties there's only one who's long term goals actually involved changing how the country worked and it just happened to be the evil dipshits.

[Mayhem]

Yeah too many parts of the party were comfortable with soft-rolling fascism because either they were barely not conservative enough to run as republicans or letting shit slide was preferable to upsetting the status quo. Like of our two parties there's only one who's long term goals actually involved changing how the country worked and it just happened to be the evil dipshits.

I think the biggest problem is as a whole the US and its population are too indifferent about people dying. Regardless if they are Americans or foreigners.

[PhaelixWW]

Glue is so 2024, the panels on these bad boys will be held on by novelty refrigerator magnets.

Apropos:

[Draco-Onis]

Reminder: Mr cutting big government's company only made money thanks to welfare checks from the tax payer, socialism for me rugged capitalism for thee.

The electric vehicle maker reported $595 million in revenue from the sale of regulatory credits — more than its total net income of $420 million for the quarter

[Paranoid Android]

Scoop: Musk vs. Bessent dispute erupted into West Wing shouting match


Meh, who cares.

Bessent criticized Musk for overpromising and under-delivering budget cuts with DOGE. Musk clapped back by calling Bessent a "Soros agent" and accusing him of having run "a failed hedge fund." (Trump has praised Bessent's financial acumen.)

Damn we have infiltrated the highest offices with our Soros Agents. Our whole plan of planting the person who gave the disastrous Tariff Policy to Trump in order to take him down through destroying the economy. Brilliant!

My gawd the conversation of these idiots would hurt most people's brain. I guess their heads are so far up their own ass just believing everyone is "Soros" is what they really believe.

[Edge-]

Scoop: Musk vs. Bessent dispute erupted into West Wing shouting match


Meh, who cares.



Damn we have infiltrated the highest offices with our Soros Agents. Our whole plan of planting the person who gave the disastrous Tariff Policy to Trump in order to take him down through destroying the economy. Brilliant!

My gawd the conversation of these idiots would hurt most people's brain. I guess their heads are so far up their own ass just believing everyone is "Soros" is what they really believe.

roflmao

elon is literally what he thinks george soros is and also it's funny the nazi south african pedo guy is complaining about a jewish guy

[Draco-Onis]

Former Tesla Engineer Says Elon Musk Threatened to Deport Her Team for Pointing Out a Problem With the Brakes

Who is ready to buy their brand new cheaper Tesla now featuring "increased" acceleration?

[LemonDemonGirl]

If Musk really wants to "exit" politics, why doesn't he just buy a private island and move there?

[Breccia]

Desperate to turn his massive loss of money and popularity due to supporting Trump, Elon Musk says he will have thousands of humanoid servant robots in the US this year.

"Does anyone believe him?"

Trump supporters maybe, his stock inched up today. Other than that, no. A robot like this would require the same kind of components as a computer, rare earth minerals basically, and China has all those. Oh, that, and of course nobody thinks Musk can make or build anything.