Elon Musk Buys Twitter

[Nightmare Queen]

Oh god here come the Grok ai Vtubers

[Draco-Onis]

SpaceX to invest $2 billion in Musk's xAI startup, WSJ reports

TLDR

XAI buys Twitter massively inflating its book value and the combined company is worth 113 billion dollars, now SpaceX is buying into XAI and valuing it at $200 billion dollars. Why has the value of XAI/Twitter almost doubled? no one knows but by the power of magic Musk is richer.

[Tech614]

SpaceX to invest $2 billion in Musk's xAI startup, WSJ reports

TLDR

XAI buys Twitter massively inflating its book value and the combined company is worth 113 billion dollars, now SpaceX is buying into XAI and valuing it at $200 billion dollars. Why has the value of XAI/Twitter almost doubled? no one knows but by the power of magic Musk is richer.

It doesn't really matter what they claim the value of the company is since they aren't looking for buyers and they also aren't publicly traded.

Muskrat could claim its a 1 trillion dollar company if he wanted to.

[Draco-Onis]

It doesn't really matter what they claim the value of the company is since they aren't looking for buyers and they also aren't publicly traded.

Muskrat could claim its a 1 trillion dollar company if he wanted to.

Here's the bow that ties this altogether that I think is what he will do next.

Robinhood gives out tokens of OpenAI and SpaceX in Europe. Stock hits record

Basically a third party issues a cryto token based on opaque valuation that represent "ownership" in a stock without going public. It's only a matter of time before this explodes in the US besides that, no regulation, no transparency on how many tokens are out a giant scam. The higher Elon's fake valuation of all his companies the more he can borrow against. Last but not least he has successfully made an incestious marriage of all his companies and tied them to government contracts.

[Tech614]

Here's the bow that ties this altogether that I think is what he will do next.

Robinhood gives out tokens of OpenAI and SpaceX in Europe. Stock hits record

Basically a third party issues a cryto token based on opaque valuation that represent "ownership" in a stock without going public. It's only a matter of time before this explodes in the US besides that, no regulation, no transparency on how many tokens are out a giant scam. The higher Elon's fake valuation of all his companies the more he can borrow against. Last but not least he has successfully made an incestious marriage of all his companies and tied them to government contracts.

It's entirely possible Muskrat does want to evolve crypto scamming to evading market regulations.

I just wonder if Drump is gonna let him get away with it after the Epstein comment living rent free in his head now.

[Paranoid Android]

Elon Musk’s health tech company Neuralink labels itself a “small disadvantaged business” in a federal filing with the U.S. Small Business Administration

According to the SBA’s website, a designation of SDB means a company is at least 51% owned and controlled by one or more “disadvantaged” persons who must be “socially disadvantaged and economically disadvantaged.” An SDB designation can also help a business “gain preferential access to federal procurement opportunities,” the SBA website says.

DEI!!!!!!!!! Woke!!!!! Racist against white people!!!!

2. The designation is only legally available to companies majority owned by someone: 1. "Subjected to racial or ethnic prejudice or cultural bias," AND 2. Has a net worth of under $850,000.

Elon Musk is neither of these things

Neuralink did not respond to a request for comment.

So yea funny how finding ethnic or cultural bias is important. A majority owner, which is Musk; I wonder if he is stretching his Asperger's syndrome, which again is hypocritical in many ways.

Then our system is so effed since net worth is supposed to be under $850k yet I'm sure Elon is worth more and on a company with a $9 billion evaluation.

As usual the messaging against Musk needs to be spoken out anytime they scream corruption or government waste.

Oh another story was Elon killed the free tax filing system from IRS when he met with tax company interest. I guess the rumor is going he is going to do a tax filing app. Oh wow! What a coincidence that free tax filing goes away and he happens to find a market need of filling it with an App.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/musk-s...iling-program/

[Poopymonster]

Oh another story was Elon killed the free tax filing system from IRS when he met with tax company interest. I guess the rumor is going he is going to do a tax filing app. Oh wow! What a coincidence that free tax filing goes away and he happens to find a market need of filling it with an App.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/musk-s...iling-program/

He's already got our info.

[ringpriest]

SpaceX to invest $2 billion in Musk's xAI startup, WSJ reports

TLDR

XAI buys Twitter massively inflating its book value and the combined company is worth 113 billion dollars, now SpaceX is buying into XAI and valuing it at $200 billion dollars. Why has the value of XAI/Twitter almost doubled? no one knows but by the power of magic Musk is richer.

In other words, Elon Musk has decided that Elon Musk will trade $2 billion from a company Elon Musk owns 40% of for shares in a company Elon Musk owns 60% of because Elon Musk says that a company run by Elon Musk is a great investment.

[Breccia]

Musk scraps 2025 sales projections and tells investors "We could have a few rough quarters"

Naturally, with this honest information posted in good faith, backers of Elon Musk thanked him and stuck by his side as loyally as Musk stood by Trump.

Tesla shares sold off overnight and Wednesday morning after CEO Elon Musk scrapped his full-year guidance, warned upcoming quarters could prove rough and hosted an earnings call once again long on promises and short on specifics. The stock was down 9% this morning at the open.

Shares held steady in after-hours trading following the release of its widely-expected weak Q2 results that included an 89% drop in net cash generated. But they dipped lower as the earnings call drew to a close with little in the way of answers. They were nearly 6% down as trading began in New York.

“Investors were searching for something and not hearing it,” wrote Gene Munster, co-founder of DeepWater Asset Management and longtime Tesla bull, who counted himself among the disappointed. “I wanted to hear more details about how the master plan will advance in the near term.”

Wow. Eighty-nine percent loss of net cash generated. I believe the word for this is "failure".

Tesla is down 20% year-to-date and even more than that since Jan 20th.

[Edge-]

don't worry, it'll go back up. investors haven't given a shit about the tesla fundamentals in years and i don't see why they'd start now.

[Rasulis]

don't worry, it'll go back up. investors haven't given a shit about the tesla fundamentals in years and i don't see why they'd start now.

Tesla is FOMO stock. I would like to get rid of all of my Tesla stocks. Unfortunately, it is baked into some of my ETFs, and I don't feel like switching them out.

[Dontrike]

Musk scraps 2025 sales projections and tells investors "We could have a few rough quarters"

Naturally, with this honest information posted in good faith, backers of Elon Musk thanked him and stuck by his side as loyally as Musk stood by Trump.



Wow. Eighty-nine percent loss of net cash generated. I believe the word for this is "failure".

Tesla is down 20% year-to-date and even more than that since Jan 20th.

How low will Tesla's stock go before Elon shows his Epstein evidence?

[Xyonai]

How low will Tesla's stock go before Elon shows his Epstein evidence?

I think the only reason he hasn't is because he doesn't have any. Can totally believe he's such an unlikable little freak that they never actually invited him to any of their more wild/illicit parties.

[Dontrike]

I think the only reason he hasn't is because he doesn't have any. Can totally believe he's such an unlikable little freak that they never actually invited him to any of their more wild/illicit parties.

I'd like to think he does have some, but that he's also connected to it and would only out him as well.

[DarkTZeratul]

I'd like to think he does have some, but that he's also connected to it and would only out him as well.

Eh, I'm not so sure. There's really not much overlap between Elon Musk being wealthy and well-known and Epstein not yet having been arrested for pedophilia. It's not impossible, I just don't find it very likely.

[Poopymonster]

Eh, I'm not so sure. There's really not much overlap between Elon Musk being wealthy and well-known and Epstein not yet having been arrested for pedophilia. It's not impossible, I just don't find it very likely.

I'd fully expect Elon to have serious FOMO on Epstein's island.
But all the rich people are there. I'm rich! Why not me?

[Karreck]

Eh, I'm not so sure. There's really not much overlap between Elon Musk being wealthy and well-known and Epstein not yet having been arrested for pedophilia. It's not impossible, I just don't find it very likely.

Musk already has his own Epstein. The rich always have people like Epstein in their orbit.

[Draco-Onis]

Eh, I'm not so sure. There's really not much overlap between Elon Musk being wealthy and well-known and Epstein not yet having been arrested for pedophilia. It's not impossible, I just don't find it very likely.

Jeffrey Epstein set Elon Musk's brother up with a girlfriend in effort to get close to the Tesla founder, sources say

Jeffrey Epstein, the multimillionaire sex criminal, introduced Kimbal Musk, Elon Musk's brother, to a woman in his entourage, two sources told Business Insider.
The woman, who had previously dated Epstein and lived in an apartment building where he was known to house models, dated Kimbal Musk from 2011 to 2012.
Though the relationship was by all accounts genuine, the sources said Epstein hoped it would open doors to Elon Musk and his companies.
Epstein and his entourage were granted a private tour of Elon Musk's SpaceX facility in Hawthorne, California, in 2012, a source told Business Insider. Musk and SpaceX have denied that there was a tour.

[Edge-]

Jeffrey Epstein set Elon Musk's brother up with a girlfriend in effort to get close to the Tesla founder, sources say

shocking that elon may rape children, too, or at least his brother.

[DarkTZeratul]

Jeffrey Epstein set Elon Musk's brother up with a girlfriend in effort to get close to the Tesla founder, sources say

Whelp, nevermind, then.