1. #10941
    Quote Originally Posted by Kaleredar View Post
    If the democrats can control the weather can we petition them to get their weather dominator machine to create a small raindcloud above MTG's head 24/7?
    It's a possibility...but we'd have to re-allocate resources we've already marked for continuing to make the frogs gay.
    On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

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    oh boy, we're back to jewish space lasers 2.0...
    It ignores such insignificant forces as time, entropy, and death

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaleredar View Post
    If the democrats can control the weather can we petition them to get their weather dominator machine to create a small raindcloud above MTG's head 24/7?
    It would be great if it could stop being 100 degrees in October too.
    /s

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    Quote Originally Posted by draynay View Post
    It would be great if it could stop being 100 degrees in October too.
    What, make the planet more livable and habitable? Why would they want to do that?

    Clearly, their goals are beyond our understanding.



    As a broader note on conspiracies, if you ever look into any government conspiracy that was "proven" to be true it's only ever like one or maybe two levels of subterfuge deep and has very clear and concise goals that are obvious at even a glance. Usually money or obvious political power. They're never some 27-dimensional deep Machiavellian plot involving weather machines and giant space lasers.
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    Kaleredar is right...
    Words to live by.

  5. #10945
    Trump: They don’t have people there. All of the people on North Carolina, no helicopters, no rescue. What's happened there is very bad. They are offering $750 to people whose homes have been washed away.
    https://x.com/Acyn/status/1842704103...f4z4xyMJQ&s=19

    Idk anymore. Faux outrage at these comments? I mean him trying to lie and spread false information, err lies; is the bottom.

    Then Trump stories leaked during his Presidency of not wanting to fund disasters, remember Puerto Rico. Just week of withholding funds to California, but talked out cause they were Red areas.

    So I guess this asshole is just projecting what he would have done.
    "Buh dah DEMS"

  6. #10946
    Quote Originally Posted by Evil Midnight Bomber View Post
    Oh it's more than that. Not only did she not stop it...she probably created it herself to rig the election for Harris.

    https://www.10news.com/news/fact-or-...rm-republicans
    I'm fairly certain that if the Democrats could indeed control the weather, they'd be dumping a lot more rain on California, especially during fire season.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaleredar View Post
    As a broader note on conspiracies, if you ever look into any government conspiracy that was "proven" to be true it's only ever like one or maybe two levels of subterfuge deep and has very clear and concise goals that are obvious at even a glance. Usually money or obvious political power. They're never some 27-dimensional deep Machiavellian plot involving weather machines and giant space lasers.
    A good example of this is I saw a bunch of MAGAts on Twitter insisting that the head of FEMA admitted to misusing funds by spending them on illegal immigrants instead of disaster relief. When asked for proof, one of them linked an article that read, "Mayorkas says that FEMA, which has spent nearly a billion dollars settling migrants, does not have enough money for hurricane season."

    Because they apparently could not differentiate between an editorial comment and a direct quote.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evil Midnight Bomber View Post
    Oh it's more than that. Not only did she not stop it...she probably created it herself to rig the election for Harris.

    https://www.10news.com/news/fact-or-...rm-republicans
    A story getting a lot of buzz claims Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene is implying Democrats caused Hurricane Helene to harm Republicans.

    It's true.

    Greene wrote on X "Yes they can control the weather. It's ridiculous for anyone to lie and say it can't be done."
    There's your MAGAt/GOP candidate - right out in the open, chairing U.S. House of Representative Committees and deciding the future of her voters. Claiming and doubling down on the Democrats being able to control the weather.

  8. #10948
    So can I make the statement that Butler, PA rally is craziest ever. Looking at lowlights is amazing.

    Trump basically claiming that this is now hollowed ground. Sounding the Death Bell and a song through moment of silence.
    "Buh dah DEMS"

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    Trump’s False Claims About the Federal Response to Hurricane Helene

    The NYTimes specifically and directly refutes most of Trump's random claims. Problem is, Trump is lying faster than anyone can keep up. That's the plan, I'm guessing, but at some point he's going to run out of ideas to make up.

    “Kamala spent all her FEMA money, billions of dollars, on housing for illegal migrants.”
    — Mr. Trump at a rally in Michigan on Thursday

    False. Funding for migrant shelters did not amount to “billions of dollars,” nor did it deplete the coffers of the Federal Emergency Management Agency. And no disaster funding has been spent on those shelters.

    FEMA, like all other federal agencies, receives funding from Congress for specific functions. Its disaster relief fund received almost $36 billion in funding for the 2024 fiscal year, which ended in September. Outside that fund, FEMA also received more than $5 billion for its National Flood Insurance Program; more than $1.5 billion for personnel, procurement and facilities; and almost $4 billion for federal grant programs it administers.

    Mr. Trump’s allies have specifically focused on one of those initiatives, the Shelter and Services Program. Created in 2023 by Congress, the program doles out grants to groups and localities that provide shelter and other services to migrants released from the custody of the Department of Homeland Security, which FEMA is a part of. Its $650 million in funding for the 2024 fiscal year came from Customs and Border Protection’s budget. That amount is equal to less than 2 percent of the disaster relief funding and even less compared with FEMA’s total funding for that fiscal year.

    In other words, the shelter program and the disaster relief fund have two separate streams of funding. A spokeswoman from FEMA also said the Biden administration has never diverted any disaster relief funding for migrant shelters or any other purpose, adding that the claims from Mr. Trump and others are “completely false.”
    It should alarm people that Trump is making up random numbers, proving he knows nothing about a WH dept he used to be in charge of. Actually, let's throw this to the audience. @Roneth and @tehdang can you back anything Trump said in a way that holds up better than "refused by NYTimes citing actual federal law"?

    "They have you on ignore."

    This does not absolve them of their duties. When a Trump supporter fails to comment on something Trump says, when they are specifically and directly asked to, the only safe assumption is that they agree. Meaning, it would be within my rights to describe them accurately as conspiracy theorists.

  10. #10950
    Quote Originally Posted by Evil Midnight Bomber View Post
    Oh it's more than that. Not only did she not stop it...she probably created it herself to rig the election for Harris.

    https://www.10news.com/news/fact-or-...rm-republicans
    Dems should start spreading the rumour that this wasn't them, but was instead totally the Republicans playing 4d chess to discredit the Dems. I mean, Greene obviously knew the hurricane was going to hit in advance. That's why her and her Republican buddies all voted against FEMA disaster relief budget increases just before it struck. This way, they can blame the Dems for a funding issue that's totally not their fault and the rubes will believe the accusations. I bet Greene controlled the hurricane machine herself to intentionally make sure it hit mostly red areas just so she could turn around and point the finger at the Dems for it.

    Why are you hiding your Weather Control Machine Marj? Huh? HUH!!!!

  11. #10951
    Quote Originally Posted by Surfd View Post
    Dems should start spreading the rumour that this wasn't them, but was instead totally the Republicans playing 4d chess to discredit the Dems. I mean, Greene obviously knew the hurricane was going to hit in advance. That's why her and her Republican buddies all voted against FEMA disaster relief budget increases just before it struck. This way, they can blame the Dems for a funding issue that's totally not their fault and the rubes will believe the accusations. I bet Greene controlled the hurricane machine herself to intentionally make sure it hit mostly red areas just so she could turn around and point the finger at the Dems for it.

    Why are you hiding your Weather Control Machine Marj? Huh? HUH!!!!
    Nah, they should just lean into it. Biden should say that Helene was just a warning and any state that gives it's electoral votes to Trump will be obliterated by "natural" disasters.

    On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

    - H. L. Mencken

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evil Midnight Bomber View Post
    Nah, they should just lean into it. Biden should say that Helene was just a warning and any state that gives it's electoral votes to Trump will be obliterated by "natural" disasters.
    I mean that might actually work. The Right has been prattling on for decades that natural disasters that strike blue states are God punishing the heathens. Maybe the Democrats can use the Republican delusions to their own advantage.
    “You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it.”― Malcolm X

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  13. #10953
    Quote Originally Posted by Captain N View Post
    I mean that might actually work. The Right has been prattling on for decades that natural disasters that strike blue states are God punishing the heathens. Maybe the Democrats can use the Republican delusions to their own advantage.
    I just want to see how MTG reacts to Dark Brandon admtting to using his Climate Redirection Technology (CRT) for Democrat Election Interference (DEI)
    Last edited by Evil Midnight Bomber; 2024-10-06 at 04:35 AM.
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  14. #10954
    Quote Originally Posted by Breccia View Post
    Trump’s False Claims About the Federal Response to Hurricane Helene

    The NYTimes specifically and directly refutes most of Trump's random claims. Problem is, Trump is lying faster than anyone can keep up. That's the plan, I'm guessing, but at some point he's going to run out of ideas to make up.

    I will respond. This is all very dangerous.

    Trump is openly endangering groups and spouting open racism, xenophobia, anti-immigration; whatever you want to call it. I could give an example if said about one group (hint, shit going down in Middle East) to direct anger at anyone that is their fault they are stealing funds from FEMA. Which again is completely false.

    But hey! Look Projection! DHS notified Congress earlier this month of the plan, which would siphon $155 million from FEMA’s disaster fund to go toward facilities to hold immigration proceedings.. An oh btw in my post I mentioned Puerto Rico and this article says that they will lose $403 million, after of course suffering a hurricane.

    So if you want to talk about diverting funds, Trump has nothing to stand on. Start blaming any group and trying to divide people is some bullshit. Once again, that is Republicans strategy of divide and conquer these days. Once more projection since they always think some marginalized group has all the power in our country.

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    Trump on Corey Comperatore (the firefighter who died while protecting his family from gunshots at the Butler rally in July):

    “Cory had the best seat in the house”


    Vid in Link.

    This tweet doesn't say the half of it. I'll paraphrase here.

    Trump starts by saying a story that Corey was excited cause someone gave him great seats right up front. Cory had best seat in the house. On his way over Corey was hoping to get on invited on stage.

    Here is how Trump ends this...

    "She smiled thinking it would never happen (Cory getting invited on stage). And little did anyone realize Cory would be on stage 3 months later in an almost Immortal position."

    So in order to gain immortality in Trump's mind is get killed and you can be on stage with him?
    "Buh dah DEMS"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paranoid Android View Post
    So in order to gain immortality in Trump's mind is get killed and you can be on stage with him?
    Trump is channeling his inner Farquaad.

    R.I.P. Democracy


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    and genius is that genius has its limits."

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  16. #10956
    Quote Originally Posted by Evil Midnight Bomber View Post
    I just want to see how MTG reacts to Dark Brandon admtting to using his Climate Redirection Technology (CRT) for Democrat Election Interference (DEI)
    Okay, that got a good laugh out of me.

  17. #10957
    If you ever wondered who the villains were in this election, well, just take a look at the sinister faces they make...



    "Dark MAGA" indeed.
    /shudder

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    Quote Originally Posted by En Sabah Nur View Post
    If you ever wondered who the villains were in this election, well, just take a look at the sinister faces they make...



    "Dark MAGA" indeed.
    /shudder
    "Derp MAGA"
    Quote Originally Posted by Crissi View Post
    Quit using other posters as levels of crazy. That is not ok


    If you look, you can see the straw man walking a red herring up a slippery slope coming to join this conversation.

  19. #10959
    Quote Originally Posted by En Sabah Nur View Post
    If you ever wondered who the villains were in this election, well, just take a look at the sinister faces they make...



    "Dark MAGA" indeed.
    /shudder
    If you’re a liberal or even someone who is just concerned about the trajectory of the Right in America and the world and you still have a Twitter account then you’re part of the problem. You are propping up a supervillain. Time for this shitstain to be well and truly cancelled.

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    Quote Originally Posted by En Sabah Nur View Post
    If you ever wondered who the villains were in this election, well, just take a look at the sinister faces they make...



    "Dark MAGA" indeed.
    /shudder
    Is there a better single image that demonstrates that wealth accumulation is largely just a symptom of deep mental illness and malice, and in no way a demonstration of personal merit?


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