Greetings, Shaman community!
I am here to deliver painful news. News of deceit. Of betrayal. A scandal so big, I have to deliver it to MMO-Champion before I let the masses of the Official Forums know that the world as they know it has been shattered.
The other day, I discovered a conspiracy so dark, so twisted, so absolutely terrible and jaw-dropping, it could only have been targeted at the Shaman Community.
Ladies and gentlemen...the origin of our Arena gear!
SHIELD YOUR EYES! DO NOT LET THE DECEIT BLIND YOU AS IT HAS COUNTLESS OTHERS!
"But Abolishment", you say, "That doesn't mean Blizzard stole the gear from the silly prehistoric armadillo from Ice Age 2: The Meltdown!", you plead!
BUT IT DOES!
For too long have we sat by and believed Blizzard just wanted us to look like Sharks. For too long have we assumed our design was original and fresh. Sharky, even.
But no.
Open your eyes. WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN!
BUT IT GETS WORSE!
That silly Armadillo, the basis of the entire Shaman class... WAS VOICED BY JAY LENO!
Consider your mind blown.