Jaina Proudmoore

[Dostus]

from another thread linked in this one

If Lich King would be like that... I'd like to be on her side...

[Masnailia]

Moar liek Jaina Proudwhore, amirite?

I was thinking VaJaina, but sure.

[Pisholina]

VaJaina ProudWhore, sounds catchy :P

[Vashdakari]

If Lich King would be like that... I'd like to be on her side...

And by side, you mean, backside!!

Oh yeah!

Moar liek Jaina Proudwhore, amirite?

You named it?

[Bloodlusted]

Thumbs up, I love it. Best post of 2010 so far for me!

[Nyuun]

Requesting more hawt pictures of Jaina! (And Sylvanas)
Good thread, I lol'd.

[agelos]

[Astray]

I have seen this before, but it fails. "And" is an additive operand, not multiplicative so girls = time + money, not time * money.

Not quite. Its says "girls require time and money" which means, that both are required.

If the operand was +, one could have a girl just by having time, but no money or the other way around.
The definition that both are requiered says, that the operation has to result in zero, no girl at all, if one of the two things, time and money is zero, so * is the right operand.

[Demolock]

If Lich King would be like that... I'd like to be on her side...

I tap that with my Frostmoure...

[lleet]

Requesting more hawt pictures of Jaina! (And Sylvanas)
Good thread, I lol'd.

I HEAR YOUR CALL.














And finally, more proof regarding Jaina's true identity.






Jaina, obviously, was behind the confrontation between the Skybreaker and Orgrim's Hammer.

[davidwh2]

<Jaina hungers for more blood>

Did you know? Jaina Proudmoore allowed her father to die so that the Horde could continue to grow in strength.
Is she then a double-agent for the Horde?

The answer is no. Jaina Proudmoore is in fact the true villain, the mastermind behind all the evils of WoW.

She watched on as Admiral Proudmoore died because she wanted a proper challenge.
The Horde was too weak for her, and needed to become stronger...

And Varian Wrynn? He's nothing but Jaina's puppet.
Wrynn said nothing to reprimand Jaina after she forcefully teleported him out of the Undercity.
Why? Because he knew that she could have chosen never to release him from the ice...

Of course Jaina would never harm Wrynn.
After all, Varian Wrynn and Thrall are both her precious little toys.
You think Thrall is safe, tucked within his little fortress? Think again.
Jaina showed in the 'Battle for the Undercity' questline that she could teleport to Orgimmar any time she wished, at her leisure.


You're probably shaking your heads by now, recalling how Jaina saved the players in the Pit of Saron and cried over the deaths of the soldiers.
How could such a kind soul ever be evil?

But remember this.
In the Undercity, she showed that she could easily teleport at least a dozen soldiers on short notice.
But... In the Pit of Saron?
She only saves the five players.

The reason is simple. She did not want any disturbances in her duel with the Lich King.
If Falric and Marwyn had not held us behind, she may have murdered us players as well.


Another scary fact.
It is well-known that Jaina is a mage with epic skills.
Yet we only see Jaina meleeing the Lich King when we come upon their battle.
But the Lich King, with Frostmourne, only managed to take away 5000k of Jaina's HP...
Whereas Jaina took out 7000k of the Lich King's HP. With only a staff.

Jaina tells the players that she cannot keep the Lich King frozen for long.
Yet as long as you don't speak to her, she can keep him frozen until 10:00 AM the next morning.


If the Skybreaker had not collapsed the tunnel, the fall of the Lich King may have come much sooner than Blizzard intended.



The final evidence. Look at the final bosses of the two expansions.
The Burning Crusade? The final boss was Kil'jaeden, yes, but it was Kael'thas who summoned him into the Sunwell.
The Wrath of the Lich King? The final boss is the Lich King, obviously, but the man beneath is Arthas Menethil.

These two men have just one thing in common, and that is that they both fell in love with Jaina as she studied magic in Dalaran.

Now do you understand? Kael'thas and Arthas may have thought they were acting under their own ambitions, but in reality they too were mere puppets of Jaina Proudmoore.



Meet Jaina Proudmoore, the true villain and the mastermind behind all the evils of WoW.

(All credit goes to "Amerage" for both the pic and the idea.)
Edit- fixed Kil'jaeden

i found this very interesting. i never thought any of this but im glad i read it

[Racer]

Posting in an epic thread.

http://208.109.240.150/bbs/upload/2010118224624981.jpg

I'd hit that. Not once. Not Twice. Bun in fact 1984320232 times.

[davidwh2]

This made me laugh far too hard.

classic

[SciOps]

First off this thread is full of win...

But iam pretty sure Jaina is our Helen of Troy..

[Pisholina]

Jaina's "friend" Sylvanas possessed SciOps, quickly someone do something, he is turning against us!

[diseous]

First off this thread is full of win...

But iam pretty sure Jaina is our Helen of Troy..

More like a Trojan HOARse

[KageZetsumei]

First off this thread is full of win...

But iam pretty sure Jaina is our Helen of Troy..

Except she wouldn't play the helpless damsel in distress... she'd instantly facemelt anyone who touched her when she didn't want to be touched.

[Flash89]

help this topic up for nearly the entire afternoon + night...

as stated b4 Thread of Win!

[Naughts End]

I would also partake in the hitting of it.

Posting in an epic thread.

[Raegon7]

I'd Tap That, in any picture, in any way, till we reach soon, like the fist of an angry god.