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  1. #61
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    Re: Favourite movie and show quotations EVER

    Tremor quotes

    Valentine McKee: Good morning Mr. Bassett, this is your wake up call. Please move your ass.

    Valentine McKee: STAMPEDE! Stampede, Earl! Get out of the way, get out of the way!
    Earl Bassett: [waking up] You dumb shit. I was in a stampede once. Five hundred head, all hell-bent for the horizon.
    Valentine McKee: Now, exactly how many cattle are required for a stampede, Earl? Is it three or more? Is there a minimum to 'pede?
    Earl Bassett: I wish they'd stampede up your ass.

    Valentine McKee: You will have long blonde hair, big green eyes, world class breasts, ass that won't quit and legs that go all the way up.

    Earl Bassett: Dammit, Valentine! You never go for any girl unless she fits that stupid list of yours from top to bottom.
    Valentine McKee: Well, sure.
    Earl Bassett: Yeah, and it's dumber than my hind end! Like that Bobbie Lynn Dexter.
    Valentine McKee: Tammy Lynn Baxter!
    Earl Bassett: Doesn't matter. They're all the same: dead weight. "Ooh, I broke a nail!" Ugh! Makes my skin crawl.
    Valentine McKee: Yeah, well, I'm a victim of circumstance.
    Earl Bassett: I thought you called it your pecker.

    Earl Bassett: Hey, Rhonda you ever seen anything like this before?
    Valentine McKee: Oh, sure Earl. Everyone knows about them we just didn't tell you.

    Earl Bassett: Damn it, listen to me. I'm older and wiser.
    Valentine McKee: Yeah, well you're half right.

    Earl Bassett: Damn it Valentine, you never plan ahead, you never take the long view, I mean here it is Monday and I'm already thinking of Wednesday... It is Monday right?

    Earl Bassett: We gotta run. We've got a schedule to keep.
    Valentine McKee: Yeah. See, we plan ahead, that way we don't do anything right now. Earl explained it to me.

    Earl Bassett: Is this a job for an intelligent man?
    Valentine McKee: Well, show me one and I'll ask him.

    Valentine McKee: Roger that Burt, and congratulations. Be advised, however, that there are two more, repeat, two more motherhumpers.

    Burt Gummer: Broke into the wrong God damn rec room, didn't ya you bastard!

  2. #62
    The Patient
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    York, England

    Re: Favourite movie and show quotations EVER

    "Nobody needs Americas help... Until they need it!"
    Stan from American Dad.

  3. #63

    Re: Favourite movie and show quotations EVER

    "In this world, you've got to make the money, then u get the power, then you get the woman" ... Tony Montana ... Scarface

    "Say hello to my little friend" Tony Montana

    "I'm awesome" Barney Stinson

    "I'll be back" Terminator 2 judgment day (terminator)

    "HEIL SAKRET GERMANY" What's his name (hate the actor) Valkyrie

    "Mr. Anderson welcome back, we've missed you" Mr. Smith (Matrix)

  4. #64
    Brick are you just looking around in the office and saying you love them....
    I love lamp.
    Do you really love the lamp or are you just saying it because you saw it?
    I love lamp I love lamp

  5. #65
    Every quote from George Costanza, that character is so brilliant. No wonder it is from best sitcom ever made - Seinfeld. But you really got to see it to feel the power of a quote.

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    ''Welcome to the world of not knowing what the hell is going on'' - LOST

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    The entire Team America movie

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