TRADE CHAT Troll Quotes

[kimoakasnipe]

Whats yours or some one you know's best TRADE CHAT Troll Quotes GO GO

[alinaya]

All of the trolls on my server fail. Mostly it's just anal or the (extremely) old Xbox 360 joke.

[KarmaBad]

Use to have one on my server named Krispykreeme, use to always talk about how rich and ripped he was, and talk about his prison experiences. We also have another who roleplays as the forsaken and reps people up for WG. You may not consider this a troll, but he gets a lot of hate for what he says in trade every 2 hours each day.

[Bloogonis]

On Zul'jin Horde side, we have a guy named Ollivander who is our /2 troll. He starts up flame wars and generally talks about random stuff in trade chat and sits back and watches the fireworks go off.

[FHNNNG]

Justinbieber. All he does is 'sing' in trade. Basically works like a jukebox. 'JUSTINBIEBER SINGING NEED 8 PEOPLE TO PRESS 1 TO START SONG'

[njd.aitken]

Giving misinformation on well known historical events is a good one.

[darkriver41]

Tiis, the greatest troll ever, who was always advertising his Scientology guild in Trade and explaining the merits of becoming a Thetan.

[Sidorenko]

find bible, read random line, find popcorn

[Knegoff]

A guy named Peuwl! In trade: Wheres Peuwl :>

[andriustin]

i remember there was this one guy a while back on my server who just came in and said "boomkins are absolutely terrible and not viable in pve at all theyre always at the bottom of the meters and anybody who plays a boomkin is a complete moron" i remember that one statement set so many people off for like hours lmao

[Xyonai]

Someone with a mod Linking Shadowmourn and the FoS that goes along with it. I think the initial idea was to flex his epeen, but it ended with everyone linking Thunderfury for the next hour.

Then, on hordeside, there was a toon name 'Alliesrule' who started bashing on the horde guild who first cleared LK (The only horde guild to do so on our realm at the time while alliance had already cleared him 5 or so times since) and stated BS information about members.

Idk my memory is bad so there's most likely more detail than this.

[mythicpencil]

" 6 - 6 x 6 = 0 "
" Why do they call it invincible if you can SEE it? "
" What if zelda was a girl? "
" Why is Zelda always saving the princess? "
" They call it xbox 360 because you turn 360 and walk away "
" Girls don't play WoW "

Any of those will get trade into an uproar

[Sarcasm]

"Is Metroid's gun attached to his arm or is it part of his suit?"
"USA>CHINA NEVER FORGET PEARL HARBOR"
"Do you know why they call it an Xbox 360? Because when you see it you do a 360 and walk away!"
"Have you noticed that when you start talking bad about drugs you get all the stoners coming up and swearing at you?"
"6 - 6 * 6 = ?" (Guaranteed = first four answers AT THE LEAST will be "0")
"Why is Zelda always saving the princess?"

First three have been the most effective for me. Will post more if I remember them.

[pomop]

Wes "loluguysrbad"

"Thisistradechatgetthefuckoutwithyourtrading."

"lol%tniceweaponlol"

"LOL%TISUSING[Link]!"

[Renard117]

You face not the troll alone, but the legions her commands!

Seriously ignoring the troll is one thing but then theirs all the idiots who keep arguing/feeding him.

But ya the 360 joke was used a lot for awhile, then most of the trolls faction changed to horde, so it's alright for the most part now.

[Shoob]

[Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]

Blackrock, Horde.

That will doom me, forever.

[DreamOfTheRood]

"Is Metroid's gun attached to his arm or is it part of his suit?"
"USA>CHINA NEVER FORGET PEARL HARBOR"
"Do you know why they call it an Xbox 360? Because when you see it you do a 360 and walk away!"

Wyrmrest Accord?

[Sarcasm]

then most of the trolls faction changed to horde

I see what you did there... maybe...

Wyrmrest Accord?

Nah, Thaurissan.

[Umbralux]

Randomly say:

Um, no, moses was christian.

[Atrea]

My favourite is always the afore-mentioned "Is Metroid's gun attached to his arm or is it part of his suit?"
When someone spouts out that the character's name is Samus, you can point out that "Samus is the princess that Zelda saves"