Best WoW yo momma jokes!

[Thrandiul]

Post here your best WoW yo momma jokes!
I'll start
Yo momma is so fat, Even bran bronzebeard hasn't explored her yet!

[BlimeyLimey]

Yo momma is so fat it takes two warlock portals to summon her.

I heard that a long time ago and it made me giggle. :c

[DakeshiSB]

I tried doing yo momma, but it said Instance is Full

I tried doing yo momma, but additional instances cannot be launched

[bo7like]

Yo mamma is so ugly that Princess Theradras is afraid to look at her

[CrenVerdis]

in /2 spam was:

your mama is so fat, a rogue who shadowstep her will lose connection. (Or have to zone. - can't remember)

:
though i don't know yo ma

[damntree]

Your momma so ugly Illidan said he wasn't prepared.

[Deleted]

Your momma so ugly Illidan said he wasn't prepared.

:-X

[DakeshiSB]

:-X

there's nothing wrong in that sentence. Illidan is a HE

[Gunmist]

Yo momma SO FAT, she uses Deathwing's chin as shoulders!

[Deleted]

It was named Black Temple until yo momma sat on it, then it became the Sunken Temple!

[Deleted]

YO MOMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE SAT IN THE BLACK TEMPLE IT BECAME THE SUNKEN TEMPLE.


.....Yeah..

[Aswed]

Your momma so fat she sat on the [Black Temple] and turned it into [Sunken Temple]!

[Iselia]

Yo mama's so fat that chain lightning hits her three times.

Always gets me 8)

[Deleted]

Your momma so fat she sat on the [Black Temple] and turned it into [Sunken Temple]!

YO MOMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE SAT IN THE BLACK TEMPLE IT BECAME THE SUNKEN TEMPLE.


.....Yeah..

I win!

[Necroparadox]

yo mommas so fat even illidan isnt prepared

[Kezic]

your momma is so fat that when she stood infront of kael'thas he proclaimed that the line he was in was merely a setback

[MoJo52]

Yo mama is soo ugly, when she went to the crowded lands and it became the ghostlands!

[Wrax]

same joke 3 times in a row lol

[darkdestiny]

Yo mama is so fat her 4pc set bonus was fries and a coke!

Yo mama so fat she tried to pop sprint and still ran at normal speed!

Yo mama is so fat a DK tried to use Deathgrip and got a Hernia!

[IndoMonkey]

Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, she launched Deathwing through Deepholme and caused the cataclysm.

Yo momma's so fat, that the place she farted, is now known as Un'goro crater.

Yo momma's so thin, she makes the female Blood Elves look fat.

Yo momma's so ugly, the orcs tried to use her to feed the pets, but even they didn't want her.

Yo momma's so ugly, even enslave demon wasn't enough to enslave her.