Pie-rats of the Great sea: Curse of the pink Clam.

[Garots]

You are Commander Back jarrows, your crew has just abandoned you on an Island. Your betraying co-captain Farbossa, has taken over, and has set off for Ironforge gold, in your ship, The Pink Clam. You must now escape the island, and hopefully, not die.

((This will be a Pirates of the Caribbean spoof story))

[Markus Shaw]

Back Jarrows was sitting on the island, contemplating his next move. "I could make my back-hair a rope, then ride a sea-turtle!"
He thought that would be too easy, so he used auto-unstuck, and hearthed back Tortuga.