Hello everyone!
I would like to share a fun topic I've found on the official WoW forums.
It is a nice compilation of those funny/frustrating/noobish moments that we all encounter in BGs on a regular basis.
I hope you're gonna enjoy it as much as I did.
Originally written by: Grinda on Bladefist EU
link: http://forums.wow-europe.com/thread....sid=1&pageNo=1
Lets get started!
"This isn't a whine topic,just something for fun,It's to bring some weird,funny or sometimes just sad moments of pvp to light.
I know you've seen these people!
1)CasterShamans with pve gear and a staff instead of shield/1h.
The gates open and 5 seconds later you hear:
"ffs damn op rouges"
2) ALLIANCE fails at pvp lolz,your all noobs lol.I'm pro because my main is horde loool.
3) Annoying/badly used addons.
Like being told 15 seconds into the game
The battle for arathi basin has begun!
The horde has claimed the farm!
The alliance has claimed the stables!
[battleground][Arathusdk]:The horde wins in 30:56.
Or spamning info that people on the other side of the map don't have a use for.
[battleground][Vendingmachine]:Sheeping Bubbler
[battleground][Vendingmachine]:Sheep broke on Bubbler
[battleground][Vendingmachine]:Sheeping Headshock
[battleground][Vendingmachine]:Sheeping HeadShock FAILED!
[battleground][Vendingmachine]:Sheeping Headshock
[battleground][Vendingmachine]:Sheep broke on Headshock
[battleground][Vendingmachine]:Sheeping Lotsofhots Failed(Immune)
[battleground][Vendingmachine]:Sheeping Lotsofhots Failed(Immune)
[battleground][Vendingmachine]:Sheeping Lotsofhots Failed(Immune)
[battleground][Vendingmachine]:Sheeping Lotsofhots Failed(Immune)
4)People that bubble/iceblock/vanish/feign death while holding the flag at 100% hp.
Or simply the guy that picks up the flag,carries it to the ramp,and thene tries to mount up with it.
5) "just lose fast please" Even if you're actually winning.
6) People that call others retards and idiots while not creating a single correct sentence all battleground.
7) People that rage every single battle,and over the silliest of things.
"NOOB Dispell Curse of elements FFS"
8)The rogue/druid that carries the flag and is getting healed,horde is attacking your group and thene the rogue/druid sprints out of the group to the other side of the map away from the slowed/snared healers and straight into some other enemies. And ofcourse a remark like:
"were was the help,heal me?" is in order.
9)I see a hunter getting beat up by a rogue, I dismount and spamn heal the hunter,the hunter tries to melee the rogue to death.Some time later the rogue figures it out, vanishes and reopens on me,the hunter walks up to me,types "thx" mounts up and runs of with the rogue still on me.
10) Weird useless questions: dK? Were you from? anyone dutch?(I'm dutch so no offence)
11)You enter the bg.5 seconds later:
[battleground][Timmy]:Lets win pls
"eyeroll"
12)You ever noticed that no matter what base you defend in AB it always ends up being the only one your team controls?And no matter how many times you switch base in the battle it stays that way? How do they do that!? Even premades would struggle with such control!
13) A zerging party in ab attacks an enemy base,they clear the base but the last enemy,a rogue,vanishes,they capture the base mount up and run off.
The rogue unstealths and gets the base back.
14)Asking for help but wanting to look like a legend while doing it:
[battleground][twoshot]:guys im gana need some help it was like 7 hordes in flagroom i killed like 6 but the 7th guy is a paladinlol paladins are op he bubbled and loh and I didn't have cd's so ye I'm gana need some help lol
15: The pve arcane mage picking up the flag,getting oneshot and thene raging you didn't heal him.
16:The "not so brave afterall" kinda players
Moonkin runs straight upto you,starfall pets moonfire insectswarm.
Whata? It didn't die? Uhm..uhm..
Backpeddle moonfire
Backpeddle moonfire
Backpeddle moonfire
"druid dies"
Rogue opens on you.
Cheapshot kidney evasion sprint,run left and right very fast eventhough target is stunned.
"Vanish"
"spamning cheapshot but no energy"
Warrior does piercing howl"
Whata? Damn vanish bugg, O well blind thene.
"Warrior trinkets"
Whataa?!
"gouge"
"berserker rage"
"sprint"
"charge"
"rogue dies"
17: Bad use of deathgrip,lifegrip will be a pain trust me.
18: Ok I got this,the flagcarrier's going down this time,he's on 50%,ok blink and counterspell healer,Good guys good.
Ok sheeping healer,yes,finish him.
You see a rogue closing in on the sheep.
No..noo..nNOOO!
"ambush"
DAMN YOU!
19) People trying to kill healers with siege equipment,
even if the healer has tenacity or there's more thene one healer.
20)Melee afking in the firing seat of tanks in sota,or even worse,dk's in the seat deathgripping melee towards the tanks.
21)What to kill? 50k hp pve tank or 18k pve holy priest..hmm,well the tank is closer.
22) People that jump down at wsg gy eventhough there's 8 enemies waiting for em once they land, THERE'S OTHER WAYS down people!
23)Not being able to see further thene the color of names.
Hunterpet with the same model as druid travelform,
ow I had fun making entire enemy raids chase a simple pet.
Teams killing their own flagcarrier just because you mindcontrolled it?
24)You're trying to get your flag back, you type something in the ods of "EFC is a prot pally,has 4 guards,2 being healers,they are on roof,going to need some help"
2 minutes later,no responds or any sign of life from your teammates,you check the map and see they are all stuck at the graveyard.
25)Av,your team is made out of lvl 55ish players in greens and blues:
[battleground][Dudezors]:rush drek!!!
[battleground][Drynilda]:But we got no towers down and we're low lvl?
[battleground][Dudezors]:rush drek or we loose!!!
26) I've seen this only once,but I once found arenaplayers debating that their server was harder to get higher arenarating on,but seeing as they were in the same battleground,
they were on the same battlegroup.Wich I tried to explain but,myeah..
27)Prot pally picks up flag,rogue opens on him,he oneshots the rogue, paladin gets kitted to death by frostmage,resto druid pops out of stealth picks up the flag and runs off,the rogue that respawns stunlocks the now trinketless druid to death.
15 minutes later on pvp forum:
Rogue qqing about getting killed by a prot paladin
Prot paladin qqing about being killed by a frostmage
Frost mage qqing that he can't kill healers
Healer qqing that rogue stunlocks are to op.
28)The guy that types:"HEAL" eventhough you healed him to full 19 seconds ago..slowpokes.
29) I might be playing a full furious toon right now,but my main was a glad 7 seasons in a row..Really! I just deleted him that's all!
30)Stereotypes,we didn't make this up
Night elf hunters called legolas,rogues that use rouge,deathknights called arthas or deathknighty
Human/be paladins with anime haircuts called after cartoon characters.
Female characters with weird and just unsuitable names,you know what I'm talking about.
31)People that can't handle losing,even if they get beat 7 times by 5 diffrent character with or without cooldowns.
32)You're getting zerged by 5 ppl,two rogues a bm hunter a retri and a prot warrior,one rogue uses evasion,the bm hunter uses beast within,the ret used wings and the prot warrior used last stand eventhough you were stunned the whole "fight" and there's nobody else around to kill.
WHY?
33) You got several dots on you,you're low on mana/hp,you're going to take the healing buff from the wsg hu...nevermind some guy took it because he got 2% falldmg from jumping of the graveyard.
34)The guy who tries to kill you solo once,while laughting at you.
He figures out he's going to lose,will try to run away while spitting on you.
He will stay clear of you from thene on untill he sees you're getting ganged up on,he'll join in bravely at that point and /rofl at you,but somehow still manages to die while doing so.
35) stealthclasses with pets out.
[battleground][Vinigar]:Rogue inc!
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"Mr chilly walks into the wsg flagroom."
36)A ret,a feral,a shadowpriest,all complaining why their faction never seems to have healers in battlegrounds.
37)
[battleground][Fizziwiz]:were to get[Wrathful Gladiator's Chopper]???
[Battleground][Grinda]:It's an arenareward.
[battleground][Fizziwiz]:how much???
"you're bussy fighting so it takes a while to reply"
[battleground][Fizziwiz]:??????
[Battleground][Grinda]: Geez relax,check the vendor and before you ask you can find him in dalaran,you'll learn everything you want to know from it.
5 mins later...
[battleground][Fizziwiz]:how much arenapoints per win??
"Grinda rolls her eyes"
38)Why did you report me afk? I was just in the bathroom for 10 minutes and had to resolve some guilddrama after that,had a phonecall and needed to wash my car.
39)You just captured lumbermill,you think:"Nice I actually got help defending for a change." you look to your right and see a shaman running up the ramp and thene realise you're the only one not near the ledge.
40)You're carrying the flag,you got some hordies on you,no matter I'll use my last cooldowns to get away and die near my teammates,You do so,leaving the hordies quite a big distance behind, dying in a group of your "teammates".
Only for the hordies to run 4 seconds to close the distance and still clicking the flag first. "