Anyone know some good Tank jokes? Was just in a heroic and now I wanna see if you all know any good ones.
I tanked your mom last night, by the way.
Anyone know some good Tank jokes? Was just in a heroic and now I wanna see if you all know any good ones.
I tanked your mom last night, by the way.
Meep~
A tank walks into HoR, stays, and tanks it flawlessly...
oh, wait...
I don't get it. You start out saying you want awesome jokes...
but start off with a your mom joke.
The last time your Mom jokes were funny was from before your Mom had you.
I was being a smart ass, nothing more. So yeah. Gimme jokes. Pretty please~.
Meep~
<Random tank joins the group, preferably DK>
'Is that your tanking gear?'
Whats the difference between God and a Tank
God doesn't think he's a tank.
Armory Link
Life's like a salmon swimming upstream - Hard work, and sometimes you get eaten by bears.
So, this group joins an instance. The DPS promptly says "gogogogogogo", then pulls without waiting for a response.
The Tank, who is a Paladin and has yet to buff himself takes two steps backwards and buffs himself while watching the dps get slaughtered. He then picks up the mobs and tanks them flawlessly. The group proceeds on as normal and clears the instance getting two emblems of frost and completing their chore for the day.
Why is this funny?
Because the dps died.
... because we're the biggest threat.
Originally Posted by Moaradin
This thread just "Tanked"
/thread
I don't heal STUPID, Stupid SHOULD HURT!
Syntyche - Disc Priest
Chuck Norris tried to tank once. Long story short, there have been a few setbacks since then.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDOo6...eature=relatedOriginally Posted by Ivion
god i love when that happens
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Agreed with Prince, rofl! I'll admit, I've done that before.
LolChuck.
Meep~
DK tank: Good day to you sir, I was just wondering - what is that peculiar looking piece of equipment you hold in your hands?..
Warrior: This, my rotting friend, is a S-H-I-E-L-D. The concept is as old as the weapons themselves - you block attacks with it. But you wouldnt know much about it being a corpse and all, now would you?...
Dk tank: *Eye leaks out*
Warrior: Exactly!
Their Dungeon ques.
'Nuff said
Everyone's insane but me...
Everyone's insane but me...
Everyone's insane but me...
Everyone's insane but me...
Everyone's insane but me...
What do you call a cranky bear druid?
CanTANKerous! BOOM TISS!
What do you call a druid with maxed weapon skills?
Bored!
Er, he's a bear druid. It's relevant.
Signature courtesy of Safhira.
So I'm a prot pally, right?
Guys, this fight is a tank and spank.
I'll just throw down a consecrate to tank it, and spank it while you guys fight the boss.
how many tanks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
none because if they mess up once they call every 1 in the house a noob and leave