"I AM THE MASTER OF FUNNY BEARDS!" Barley yelled, spilling his booze.
^That is me when I am drunk.
"I AM THE MASTER OF FUNNY BEARDS!" Barley yelled, spilling his booze.
^That is me when I am drunk.
"What did you say about my mother!" He said rounding on the Dragon
"I know she was big, and I know she was the son of a night elf but that doesn't give you the right to call her that!"
He threw up, hitting two chaps talking by the bar.
"Oi! Shorty!" Vetreth shouted at the dwarf. Getting his rifle out
"If you've read my story you'll know what I can do with this!" He shouted as he filled the chamber with much too much gunpowder.
*Turns thriller on*
LOOK AT ME DANCE!
((Skip to 8:30 if you wanna see me dance.))
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Vetreth lowered the gun.
"Wow... taht is some mighty fine dancing!"
He placed three silver in the dwarves trouser pocket.
Vetreth had seen this dispicable act.
"Chaaaar!" Vetreth roared as he fired his overloaded gun into the dragon's face.
Unfortunately Vetreth ha dnot noticed his gun was facing the wrong way and he was sent flying backwards, this time into the slots machines.
((well I for one was expecting more innuendo's and spy jokes, but apparently you louts just want to drink!. what is this 4chan! trollin mah crp ))
On a side note, Skylar could now be found in the womans washroom, half naked, passed out in a stall cuddling an albino midget in a tutu.
He's never mixed drinks before.
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Vetreth walked over to a table. While he had been passed out someone had stolen his armour and given him an elegant suit.
He looked over at the player oposite. The man was pressing his right temple. "Aha! A tell!" He roared at the participents startling them.
"I'm all in!"
The dealer looked at him. "You realise that this is the restaurant?"
^Pure evil
Barley was horrified at the act against him. "DISCRIMINATION!" Barley yelled, calling his lawyer.
Garots walked in, to see zombies dancing. There was a Dwarf in red leading the perfectly-coreographed (sp?) dance moves.
He sat at the bar, and got out his Soon™ soda, with real crab meat!
Skylar woke up next to the midget.
"wtf man." he said shoving the short man off of him.
"bro, be cool" said the tutu wearing drunkard.
Skylar left the womans washroom and went to order a pan-galactic gargle blaster.
Garots stood, and walked into the men's washroom. He saw a female gnome with a tuxedo on. He slowly backed up.
"Hey toots, wanna get down?" The gnome said, in a very deep voice.