Place yer bets: The Ironforge Casino (CRP)

[ChildeRoland]

Finally, Sharsantra thought, that freak left the woman's washroom. Sharsantra then walked out of the shadows and exited her Cat form and kept on washing.

[Garots]

((Yay you join us!!))

[stalling]

Skylar then realized that the midget he had befriended last night had been taken away, he gave chase in his eastvale-martin but rolled the horse when he nearly ran over his friend, who had been placed in the middle of the road.
"It looks like you're friend Garots", said the bloodelf now tying him up.
"Is really MY friend Garots!"

[Garots]

"Oh god..." Garots said, falling asleep.

[Black Mage]

"Oh Boudda..." Arygos said, falling asleep.

[Aramore]

"Oh Garots..." Vetreth said, falling asleep.

[Garots]

"Oh Vetreth..I...dream of you....ohhhh......how...I....want....you...." Garots moaned.

((Too much?))

[Aramore]

((XD))

Vetreth looked at the mage. "Um... yeh... you're a nice guy and all... but it's just... um... I'm not... I don't date mages! Yes... I'm allergic to the arcane... so I guess we won't be able to see eachother... ever again... Bye!" Vetreth ran off screaming.

[stalling]

meanwhile Chris Hansen, dateline NBC was keeping a close eye on Skylar.

[Theodekk]

((this seemed like a good thread to start in))
Nick walked into the Casino. He sat at the bar and began to count the gold Chris Hansen from dateline NBC had paid him to watch over this "Skylar" character. He wasn't even sure who he was looking for. He called the barkeep for a frozen martini and put the gold pouch back in his bag.

[Garots]

Garots untied himself, and ran in to the Casion.

"THERE IS A MIDGET TRANSEXUAL TRYING TO RAPE ME!" He yelled running through.

[Theodekk]

"Whoa hold on a minute" Nick thought to himself as a half-naked man ran past him yelling of midgets and rape. "erm... need a hand?" he asked the man.

[Garots]

"Yes!" Garots yelled, then seeing Chris Hansen on the screen.

"Get me to NBC Headquarters. Now!" He ordered.

((With my help, we'll hit up some of NYC's locales.))

[Theodekk]

Nick sighed, as he really hated Chris Hansen and NBC on the whole. He walked out of the Casino and came back in on a black mustang. "Hop on. Its not to far... whats your name stranger?"
((Since my character should not know anyone as of now))

[apepi]

Umber walked in the casino and asked for the bartender to get him a drink.

((I know it is ironforge but I think him being in a completely out of place will make it even better!))

[Garots]

"I am Garots. I'll open a WYRMHOLE THAT COULD KILL US because I don't wanna be in rush Hour Traffic starring Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker."

He hopped int he car.

He opened the Wyrmhole.

"TO NYC!" He yelled, as the permanent wyrmhole was summoned in the IF bank.

"LET'S DO THE TIME-WARP AGAIN!" Garots sang.

[apepi]

Umber started chugging down barrels and barrels of beer.

[Garots]

[Theodekk]

((I was thinking a horse but I like the car idea better ))
Thinking over Garots' strange yells, he floored it and the mustang sped through the wormhole.
After a couple seconds of 50's special effects, they came out of the Wormhole and were immediately surrounded by gold and treasure. They were in the Vault of the Bank.
"I do not suggest opening portals while drunk Garots -- STOP SINGI -- Ah hell. It's just a jump to the left!"

[Garots]

"No it will work this time!" Garots yelled, opening another one.