some alliance players keep whining that they don't have a badass pop-idol character. I wholeheartly disagree. There are a lot of badass alliance characters, but most awesome of them is easily...
[tirion's retarded voice]: Bolvar!
Yes, bolvar. He's yet to show how really awesome he is. Icc was merely a setback, you know. There are more to come. He's pretty much jack of all trades.
For example, the
black temple!
Akama: Without it's master's command, the illidari will become an even greater threat to this world. Control must be maintained... There must always be... [dramatic fel lightning] a lord of outland!
Maiev: The weight of such a burden... It must be mine! For i need job now anywa-
bolvar fordragon: The dragons' flame... Sealed my fate. The world of the living can no longer comfort me. Place the horns upon my head, maiev. Forevermore - i will be the lord of outland.
Akama: What the heck are you doing here?!
Bolvar: Icecrown is nice and all, but i heard there are concubines here!
Tirion: [shocked] bolvar... By all that is holy...
Bolvar fordragon: Tell them only that they are not prepared...
Bolvar fordragon: And that bolvar fordragon is on vacation...
Maiev: But...
Bolvar fordragon: [/flirts at mother shahraz] now go. Leave this place – and never return.
Or even the
deadmines!
Edwin vancleef: I see... Only darkness... Before... Me... [dies]
cookie: Murglemurgle gurglerwlrgle grlgrlgrl rwlmrwl. Mrglgrgl rwrgl. Grgrgl mrgl... [dramatic sound of thunder from outside the cove] ... Rwl murglegurgle!
Vanessa vancleef: The weight of such a burden... It must be mine. For i'm his daugh-
bolvar fordragon: The dragons' flame... Sealed my fate. The world of the legal can no longer comfort me. Place the
mask upon my head, vanessa. Forevermore - i will be the defias kingpin.
Vanessa vancleef: Uh oh i can't, it says classes: Rogue.
Bolvar fordragon: Dammit.
Or just
random kobold encounter!
Kobold: The weight of such a candle... It must be mine! For i take can-
bolvar fordragon: The dragons' flame... Sealed my fate. The world of the lore characters can no longer comfort me. Place the candle upon my head, random kobold. Forevermore - i will be-
kobold: You no take candle!
And probably way more.