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    Hogger death scene Revealed! [SPOILERS]

    A ghost of Hoggers older brother Bogger appears.
    Hogger: Brother ami dead nao?

    Bogger: At long last. No Hogger rules forever my son.

    Hogger: I see.. only n00bs.. before me.

    Deathwing appears.

    Bogger: Without the masters command, the restless gnolls will become an even greater threat to this world. Control must be maintained!

    There must always be *Lightning Effects* a Hogger.

    *Deathwing picks up Hoggers pants*

    Deathwing: The weight of such a burden... must be mine. For there is no other...

    Gamon: Deathwing! You hold a grim destiny in your hands, brother - but it is not your own.

    The scorched caricature of Gamon is revealed, sitting atop the Hogger Hill.

    Deathwing: Gamon! By all that is holy...

    Gamon: The innkeeper's visitors sealed my fate. The world of the living can no longer comfort me. Place the pants upon my head, Deathwing. Forevermore, I will be the Jailer of the Damned.

    Deathwing: No, old friend. I cannot.

    Gamon: Do it, Deathwing! You and these brave heroes have your own destinies to fulfill. This last act of service... is mine.

    Deathwing: You will not be forgotten, brother.

    Gamon: I must be forgotten, Deathwing! If the world is to live free from the tyranny of fear, they must never know what was done here today.

    Deathwing nods and accedes to Gamon's request, sliding the pants onto his head. The hill begins to shake violently. There is a flash of light and Gamon's eyes are glowing golden yellow through the eye slits of the pants.

    Gamon: Tell them only that Hogger is dead.

    Gamon's voice changes, acquiring Hogger's characteristic echo.

    Gamon/Hogger: And that Gamon died with him.

    The Hoggers Hill freezes over, encasing Gamon in ice.

    Gamon/Hogger: Now, go. Leave this place, and never return!

    /discuss
    Last edited by BananaInsane; 2010-07-14 at 03:53 AM. Reason: fixed somethings
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    I'm speechless.
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    It is dire luck
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    on the feelings of your fellow man."

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    i laughed
    Paladins are Cool Now?
    What happen to Kalgan?

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    So obvious, yet I don't think anyone had done something like this yet. Two Thumbs up!

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    I don't know what it is, but it seems strangely familiar... Like a voice from the past, calling me, taunting me with a promises of something always just out of sight...

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    I chuckled.

    Ok I laughed.
    I reported lamb of log twice, once for having a slow car and once for trolling.

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    Your title is a spoiler, jerk.


    Edit, I read it now. lol

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    hogger









    doesnt









    die








    ever.

    All credit for this sig goes to JustintimeSS

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    Quote Originally Posted by BananaInsane View Post
    Gamon: The innkeeper's visitors sealed my fate. The world of the living can no longer comfort me. Place the pants upon my head, Deathwing.

    ...

    Deathwing nods and accedes to Gamon's request, sliding the pants onto his head. The hill begins to shake violently. There is a flash of light and Gamon's eyes are glowing golden yellow through the eye slits of the pants.

    /discuss
    I laughed hard at these parts.

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    Gamon: "...Place the pants upon my head, Deathwing."

    This line will live on forever in my mind.

    Last edited by GuyWithFace; 2010-07-14 at 03:40 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BananaInsane View Post
    Bogger: At long last. No Hogger rules forever my son.
    Hogger: I see.. only n00bs.. before me.
    i lol'd xD

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    Quote Originally Posted by BananaInsane View Post

    Gamon: The innkeeper's visitors sealed my fate. The world of the living can no longer comfort me. Place the pants upon my head, Deathwing.
    Got to admit I was somewhat unimpressed by it all until I read that line. 'That' makes up for it and more. Good one

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    ....and then a built a gaint fountain in all alliance cities showing wut happend.
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    I wasnt healing enough, i know my warlock sucks...
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    I got kicked once during Wrath for not rezzing somebody who died.

    The curious part is that I was playing a mage.

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    You will never be forgotten.
    Last edited by BananaInsane; 2010-07-14 at 04:01 AM.
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    You had me on the floor on that one....GOOD READ SIR!!!LOL
    "If you see greedo or solo let them know the war is over..i used jabba for bait to catch the Kracken. Sorry greedo."

    "The Arms warrior has pet names for all his weapons, while the Fury warrior shows up for battle drunk and half clothed."- Ghostcrawler on warriors

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    Quote Originally Posted by GuyWithFace View Post

    This.
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    As seemingly stupid as this is, I laughed my ass off. Good job.

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