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Thread: Warrior Beards!
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2010-09-27, 05:42 AM #121Warchief
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[11:50:45] Earthmender Duarn says: Shamanistic healing is a complex art. You can't just chain heal all day.
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2010-09-27, 06:26 AM #122The Patient
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Blizzard originally wanted to give warriors an attack called beardstorm, to fulfill a prophecy foretold by Salzman, but gave up after realizing the internet could not contain the awsomeness of just one warrior doing this, let alone thousands. So, they settled with you being unable to feel pity or remorse or fear and be unable to be stopped, unless killed, while spinning around in a cyclone of steel. To this day, Beardstorm is locked away in a 1GB flashdrive along with the REAL Sword of a Thousand Truths in a cabinet, located near Ghostcrawler's Throne of Lies.
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2010-09-27, 03:31 PM #123The Patient
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posting in legendary thread!
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2010-09-27, 04:39 PM #124Dreadlord
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Millions ! Originally Posted by Kimirik
IMMA CHARGIN' MA' VENGEANCE!
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2010-09-27, 06:00 PM #125Deleted
This thread is now:
FOR THE BEARD!
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2010-09-27, 09:46 PM #126Blademaster
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After reading this post and the ones on WoW forums, I had to hide my helm and let the beard flow. It reminds me of a line from the Simpsons.
"Seven feet tall he was, with arms like tree trunks. His eyes were like steel, cold, hard. Had a shock of hair, red like the fires of Hell."
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2010-09-27, 10:30 PM #127Dreadlord
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Thats the spirit !! Show your mighty beard to everyone around you! Originally Posted by John_Matrix
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2010-09-27, 10:41 PM #128Pandaren Monk
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Pornstars are not warriors.[/QUOTE]
that my friend is debatable....or is it...idunno posting in an epic thread tho =D
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2010-09-28, 12:41 AM #129The Patient
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Vegeta's power level reader is still unable to calculate the power of a warrior beard. The power level of a warrior beard is incalculable.
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2010-09-28, 04:15 AM #130The Patient
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A warrior does not actually use his body to shockwave. He simply strokes his beard to stun those who appose it!
*strokes gnomish santa beard* Originally Posted by tremors
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2010-09-28, 04:17 AM #131The Patient
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*strokes beard thoughtfully*
Indeed, Bowz, indeed.
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2010-09-28, 04:17 AM #132Field Marshal
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You forgot: beard gets blocked by any and all helms.
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2010-09-28, 04:20 AM #133The Patient
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when a warrior sneezes, the beard keeps its eyes open
always watching
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2010-09-28, 04:22 AM #134Dreadlord
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Furblorgs were meant to be furless and just blorgs, but when the saw the warrior beards they became jealous and tried to grow it all over their body. they failed and now only have scruff thats comparable to a 5 o'clock shadowpriest.
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2010-09-28, 04:29 AM #135Immortal
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please note Aragorns beard in Lord of the Rings. In the first movie, as a ranger, his beard is just beginning. By the time the third movie ends, after many decapitations, and he becomes the king, he has a full, thick beard.
point proven.
also, note gimli... "not the beard!"
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2010-09-28, 04:31 AM #136Herald of the Titans
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And now it is my pleasure to post what I believe to be the most It's gonna be legend-... wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY Beard ever.
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2010-09-28, 04:34 AM #137High Overlord
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I am a warrior and I approve of this thread!
When a cat is dropped, it ALWAYS lands on its feet; and when toast is dropped, it ALWAYS lands with the buttered side down.
Therefore, I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat. When dropped, the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground.
A "buttered-cat array" could easily allow a high-speed monorail to link between New York with Chicago.
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2010-09-28, 04:34 AM #138Stood in the Fire
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FEEL THE POWER OF THE BEARD KING!
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2010-09-28, 04:37 AM #139Blademaster
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When you're not a warrior you can always emulate the awesomeness by wearing this:
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2010-09-28, 05:18 AM #140Blademaster
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YES! This is EXACTLY like my warrior. Originally Posted by gunner_recall
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