Your most awesome Guild message of the day?

[Whiskra]

I dont remember all ours, but the latest one was

All girls like diamonds but Cardinal Ruby will just have to do.

[Yseraboy]

GMOTD: "If you miss Saz, visit her at *insert non-legit porn site name here*"

Hmmm..

"non-legit" porn site?

Oh. Never mind. I get it now. Slow on the uptake, today.

At least I hope its just today.

[MrProper]

Hmmm..

"non-legit" porn site?

Oh. Never mind. I get it now. Slow on the uptake, today.

At least I hope its just today.

no, she wont give you blowjob

[Unbelievr]

"Warning: Giant pillows are marshmallows"

[Urzo]

ya.. thats cool?

in the long run.. when u r touching yourself 3 times a day looking at a comp monitor.. i think she just pwned you my friend.. or whom ever it was.

But by the sound of it, if you leave a girl for a game.. i guess she wasnt worth it to you. Hats off to you my friend.

I just want to say, bitches be crazy.

[wyldeice]

GMOTD: Something, something, Taters mom.

Everyone in the guild has had or currently has an imaginary relationship with his mom that we all tell him about on a regular basis.

[Defiant]

My signature!

[olih27]

"that bitch of a girlfriend said its wow or me, now no more pointless fucking interruptions when i raid".

Think you won the thread, that was hilarious

[Talanaer]

Run from the black stuff that the big giant elephant tentacle monster shoots out at you.
I said this in vent when explaining the General Vexus encounter in vent, to this day it is still the guild message xD.

[Telanore]

Don't put Salvation on the Tank! ahhh back when it was a buff XD

Off Topic (I can't remember any GMOTD atm):
I remember in the beginning of TBC, when Kara was still fresh out of the box. The guild that had been the best PvE guild on the server since it started, was working on Nightbane, and for a whole evening of tries, they couldn't figure out what went wrong, since the tank kept loosing aggro... Turned out someone had messed up with PP, so he had continuously gotten Blessing of Salvation ^^ Was fun to see the famous fail for a change

[Volitar]

Friend of mines guild had his message "STOP WASTING MY TIME YOU TALENTLESS FUCKWADS FUCKING PAY ATTENTION OR GTFO" this was for heroic lk waaay back

[Deleted]

<GMs name>'s Girlfriend deleted his char and gave Gleader to her char, fuck.

[Leggomyeggo]

Off Topic (I can't remember any GMOTD atm):
I remember in the beginning of TBC, when Kara was still fresh out of the box. The guild that had been the best PvE guild on the server since it started, was working on Nightbane, and for a whole evening of tries, they couldn't figure out what went wrong, since the tank kept loosing aggro... Turned out someone had messed up with PP, so he had continuously gotten Blessing of Salvation ^^ Was fun to see the famous fail for a change

When tanking in BC, I created a macro for all my abilities to cancel Salv, lol. The pallies used to spam this on me to tick me off.

[Deleted]

In preparation for Cataclysm we are taking a break from raiding til release.

I was like: Thank God, If I had to see ICC one more time I was gonna tear my eyes out.

I dont think you quite understood this thread.

[Tykku]

[G] [74:Rachël]: will trade sexual favors for northrend herbs and eternal life
[G] [74:Rachël]: shit
[G] [74:Rachël]: mt

Happened as i was reading this thread

[Youarefired]

I put in a new Steven Wright 1 liner every day. Those were the best I'd say.

[unownn]

GMOTD: Someone stole my pajamas!

[Seanconneri]

"who the f*** replaced the whole raid food tab with troll sweat!!!"

bwahahaha!

[levitate]

I recently changed the GMOD to "It's the end of the world as we know it.... And I feel fine".

[Irony]

"Dear Irony, you dare miss a raid again and I will come up to Canada and personally beat you with a bible. Love Grim."