I have tamed the HORRIFYING beast!

[Ink]

I have tamed the most horrifying beast alive in the World of Warcraft!

His name is now Squirt, BUT DO NOT BE FOOLED. He will eat your soul, given the chance.

LET ME TELL YOU MY TAMING ADVENTURES WHILE TRYING TO FIND SQUIRT (Slightly overexaggerated)

SO THERE I WAS IN THOUSAND NEEDLES. Since the Shattering, which was yesterday (lol suddenly 3 years in the future) the place has been entirely flooded! Grimtotem are attacking the Tauren left and right! I HAD TO FIGHT MY WAY THROUGH A MASS OF THEM. IT WAS TOUGH. SMACKING THEM WITH MY STAFF AND ONE SHOTTING THEM IS HARD WORK.
But yes. After I slaughtered them, I hopped on my bike and went out to find the terrifying beast! I could hear a flock of them above me, SCREECHING.. The sound, oh the sound!
Just as I was about to jump over the corner, one of them flew down with a screech and tried to take out my eyes! The only way to avoid the beast's menacing claws was to fall in the water.
Damn bike was heavy, so I began to sink! Yet even in the water, the beast came! He clawed and screeched and stared into my soul, it was horrifying!
Finally I just got pissed and frost-trapped the fucker and tamed his ass.

BUT IT WAS A HORRIFYING TAMING.

And now, NOW! The terrible creature answers only to me! Stare at it long enough and maybe.. Just maybe.. HE WILL DO A HORRIFYING FLIP-TRICK FOR YOU!

[Vismund]

Must. Have.

[Indiglo]

How did you manage to tame a Troll as a Seagull?

[Deleted]

oh god that is one hot biwd!

[Ink]

NO! I AM THE SEAGULL WHISPERER!
Mine.

[boneschaman]

http://www.wow-petopia.com/look/seagull.html



really frightening

[Ink]

How did you manage to tame a Troll as a Seagull?

Very carefully, sir. Very carefully.

[Deleted]

nice job but i think your hunter's name says everything..
looks pretty much like a low-polygon critter to me though, won't tame it on my hunter..

[Ink]

http://www.wow-petopia.com/look/seagull.html



really frightening

YES, IT IS TERRIFYING!
It's little beady eyes stare into your souuuuul :l

[ChildeRoland]

I fail to find the source for the hype.

[Deleted]

I find you very amusing.
Well done, sire, a cunning Seagull you are indeed.

[Ashcow]

it is actually very high polygon, just his picture must have uploaded weird onto the interwebz. i tamed one yesterday in the middle of the shimmering flats (oh the horrors he inflicted) but now his name is robertson. if you look closely at the wings when you are looking from behind they have a tinge of a reddish Grey on them. looks really cool

[Ltsmash]

they poop alot.

[BurningStick]

Very entertaining thread

[Dundebuns]

That made me recoil in real life. Evil Gulls...

[Ink]

it is actually very high polygon, just his picture must have uploaded weird onto the interwebz. i tamed one yesterday in the middle of the shimmering flats (oh the horrors he inflicted) but now his name is robertson. if you look closely at the wings when you are looking from behind they have a tinge of a reddish Grey on them. looks really cool

Alas, my video card is made of Squirt's droppings and do not allow me to play on max settings.
SO YOU MUST SUFFER SQUIRT'S WRATH.. IN LOW REZ!

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I find you very amusing.
Well done, sire, a cunning Seagull you are indeed.

*Bow*

That made me recoil in real life. Evil Gulls...

Yes, someone else who understands the horrors!

[Deleted]

omg, that is awesome.

[Oxymoronable]

How did you manage to tame a Troll as a Seagull?

Oh god, coke went flying all over the keyboard.

I lol'd, really.

[Arabelli]

How did you manage to tame a Troll as a Seagull?

I wish I could 'like' your quote.

[Ink]

Yes, be amazed! Squirt will not kill you if you show respect.