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    Herpes outbrake allways works unless you have love interest in the office

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    Since I have my own company, I don't need an excuse. But I got my wife out of the door by insisting that her friend's 30th birthday (Tuesday) is a big thing, and that I don't want to drive 50km to get back home that night. So she should just stay at her friend's place for the night and get to work from there the next day.

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    I have used up all my sick days so ill call in dead that should give me 3 days bereavement pay as well!!!!

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    Well I am im waiting to ship to boot camp for the navy so I currently have no job or school. But every Tuesday was have a meeting with our recruiters.

    Me: Chief, a new game is coming out Tuesday I wont make it to the Dep Meeting.
    Him: Ok take it easy.

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    won a $250 gift card to the liquor store

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    My cat, dog, hamster died. I'm going home for 2 weeks. BYE!

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    My grandma has cata-...zeeitis, and can't move anything below her neck, I have to stay home and take care of her until the disease is gone...in a few weeks.

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    On holiday till February! New Zealand Ftw

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    Quote Originally Posted by orang View Post
    I actually was on the waiting list for 2 years now,for an operation to remove my pins out of my leg it was broken for a long time.So it will happen 7 dec in the morning talk about timing .
    LMFAO this dude won the thread hahahahahahah im a cruel bastard for laughing at this but please can he win for failing so bad.
    A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

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    said it in a thread already. ive been faking a limp for a week and telling my boss im getting surgery on tuesday and recovering for 2 weeks, full pay. Boss is my uncle :3

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    My parents won't let me stay home from school unless I have over a 102 degree fever, why would they let me stay home for a video game :P
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    Spend 100+ hours melee dpsing under a boss' testicles.
    - From the create your own title thread.

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    Hired by my parents.... Mum/Dad im taking a week off work to play wow.....
    "Prepare for the unknown by studying how others in the past have coped with the unforeseeable and the unpredictable."
    "If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking."

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    Took my last 8 sick-days, cramed them into one week, and told the boss I'd be sick on tuesday and my phones gonna be off til next week.
    Summon Apollo's fire, with hell and heaven's might. Then with great force attend, the falling of all men.
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    Quit my job because I'm moving halfway across the country.

    But that's actually true, so I don't know if it counts.
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    "sorry guys, can't raid tonight due to errr.... Work/School?"

    Am I doin it rite?
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    Home Schooled.

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